Nut Milking EXPOSED
Nut MILKING exposed

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***Get your Creamy Valley Nut Milkery T-Shirts here:*** Right now in the U.S. the dairy industry is working to enforce the rules about what products can call themselves milk. They are making the case that nut milks aren't really milks, because they don't come from lactation. Many agree with this decision because proper definitions in food marketing are important. Other people think this is a silly waste of resources, and that people will always think of almond milk as milk, regardless of the rules. What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Like the video, and subscribe to my YouTube Channel for great content every week! Special thanks to my good friend Tyler Duffy for playing a VERY convincing 3rd generation nut milker.


Mrs. Nightmare : “That’s a happy nut” Oh my god-

Trucker Baldwin : The sad thing is people will believe this is real

A fat Paki bastard : At first I thought this was a joke then early into the video I thought it was real then at the end I realised it was a joke

Joseph Nieves : I have never been happier to click on a random video

InTheFleshInc : How he did this with a straight face is beyond me...

Russian Water : THIS MAN IS RESPONCIBLE FOR A GENOCIDE!! he has 500 of those machines draining the life force out of completly innocent and helpless nuts 24/7........

Sgt. Surge : You'll feel the essence of the nut

Sebasjinn : As a dairy farmer, this is the piss take video I always dreamed of making. Always wanted to get some toy milking cups and line a bunch of almonds down the bales and do it that way, but this dude did it way better!

wats up, doc : We have peaked. In this day and age We must speak of How to *“milk an almond”* To the people. Of the world. _amen_

Axiom Ape : *T H A T' S A H A P P Y N U T*

Queen B : I'm'll happen if you milk a Male almond? *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

Paolo Pasaol : People for Ethical Treatment of Almonds would like to have a word with you

Sikeonize : Ok YouTube usually ur recommended vids suck, but this was good.

_Realest. Treyy : Lmao why did it take me a whole minute into the video to figure out if he was joking or not 😂😂😂😂😂 someone pay him his money , he is a good actor!!

Noname xxx : So inhumane, those nuts should be free range and living in the wild like God destined them to be. They have no form of self defense.

Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman : Is this an out of season April fools joke?

John Nguyen : I would like to see a blind person hear this

BabunKing : Can i do a tripple like?

Don Taylor : Vegans are hilarious. Thanks man!

Mateo : *I* *milk* *my* *nuts* *every* *day*

Nerd of Skittles : "I'm a third generation nut milker" 😂😂😂 Edit: Oh it's a joke. Lol

Ren Stimpy : You are a Monster!! Working theses poor mothers 24-7 Leaving them no time for there kids/family Pretty much sucking them dry to make a quick buck.

Kenny k : Not the video I asked for, but the video I needed #nutslactate

BusyBob 207 : You feel the essence of the N U T

HelixMaster12 : No almond milk for me this month, it's no nut November.


WuzNab : Well, they had to make a lot of those nut milkers and now I want one so when people come to my house I can just say I’m just milking nuts.

rusty youngz : Did you just assume those nuts genders!?

Samantha Bode : Definition from the dictionary: milk noun \ ˈmilk \ Definition of milk (Entry 1 of 4) 1a: a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young 1b: milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people 2: a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk


mskenyamerican : 😂 LMBO!!! 😂 So many great quotes in this! 😂

Kristin Chester : Great spokesman...not only is he hilarious, but super handsome too!!!

Reed A : All those poor almonds hooked up to those machines like breaks my heart, this is why I'm vegan!

Heuristic1905 : This guy deserves an Award! If a new Season for The Office comes out, I hope he is on it.

I breathe Napalm : How appropriate for this to be recommended on YouTube in the middle of No Nut November.

Mr. Dinosuar : Absolute brilliance 3 sins off

fartswallower666 : Nut milking: As Explained by Your Mom.

Dusty Walsh : LMAO!! Best vid I've seen in a long time!

Miraculously Injured : Best laugh I've had in weeks 🤣

Allosyn Carpia : This must have taken a long time to film. With all the retakes, from cracking up laughing.

Les0945 : I'm fixing to get me a new nut milking machine my old one said she's full ;)

bill tran : This guy is, NUTS! Haha kill me pls

Sean Anthony Sollano : Here's a fun game: Every time he says "nut", take a shot

KeyserSoze16 : This is barbaric! I'm immediately calling the People for the Ethical Treatment of Almonds.

Michael Felix : Real.

George George : -what do you want to become -nut milk farmer thing

Beth Lowery : "Learning the art of properly sexing the nuts." The man said it with a straight face. Give him ALL the awards.

AgentMinor ReligionBrigade : Almonds are kept in captivity their whole lives in 1mm by 1mm cages. Go vegan.

claire Knowles : Fantastic! good to see that you're keeping the nuts free-range, much kinder 😊