Nut Milking EXPOSED
Nut MILKING exposed

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Comments

Mrs. Nightmare : “That’s a happy nut” Oh my god-

Trucker Baldwin : The sad thing is people will believe this is real

A fat Paki bastard : At first I thought this was a joke then early into the video I thought it was real then at the end I realised it was a joke

Joseph Nieves : I have never been happier to click on a random video

InTheFleshInc : How he did this with a straight face is beyond me...

Russian Water : THIS MAN IS RESPONCIBLE FOR A GENOCIDE!! he has 500 of those machines draining the life force out of completly innocent and helpless nuts 24/7........

Sgt. Surge : You'll feel the essence of the nut

Sebasjinn : As a dairy farmer, this is the piss take video I always dreamed of making. Always wanted to get some toy milking cups and line a bunch of almonds down the bales and do it that way, but this dude did it way better!

wats up, doc : We have peaked. In this day and age We must speak of How to *“milk an almond”* To the people. Of the world. _amen_

Axiom Ape : *T H A T' S A H A P P Y N U T*

Queen B : I'm curious....so...what'll happen if you milk a Male almond? *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

Paolo Pasaol : People for Ethical Treatment of Almonds would like to have a word with you

Sikeonize : Ok YouTube usually ur recommended vids suck, but this was good.

_Realest. Treyy : Lmao why did it take me a whole minute into the video to figure out if he was joking or not 😂😂😂😂😂 someone pay him his money , he is a good actor!!

Noname xxx : So inhumane, those nuts should be free range and living in the wild like God destined them to be. They have no form of self defense.

Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman : Is this an out of season April fools joke?

John Nguyen : I would like to see a blind person hear this

BabunKing : Can i do a tripple like?

Don Taylor : Vegans are hilarious. Thanks man!

Mateo : *I* *milk* *my* *nuts* *every* *day*

Nerd of Skittles : "I'm a third generation nut milker" 😂😂😂 Edit: Oh it's a joke. Lol

Ren Stimpy : You are a Monster!! Working theses poor mothers 24-7 Leaving them no time for there kids/family Pretty much sucking them dry to make a quick buck.

Kenny k : Not the video I asked for, but the video I needed #nutslactate

BusyBob 207 : You feel the essence of the N U T

HelixMaster12 : No almond milk for me this month, it's no nut November.

me : I GREW UP THINKING YOU MILK COWS BY PUMPING THEIR TAILS UP AN DOWN..SO THIS COULD BE RIGHT..

WuzNab : Well, they had to make a lot of those nut milkers and now I want one so when people come to my house I can just say I’m just milking nuts.

rusty youngz : Did you just assume those nuts genders!?

Samantha Bode : Definition from the dictionary: milk noun \ ˈmilk \ Definition of milk (Entry 1 of 4) 1a: a fluid secreted by the mammary glands of females for the nourishment of their young 1b: milk from an animal and especially a cow used as food by people 2: a food product produced from seeds or fruit that resembles and is used similarly to cow's milk coconut milk soy milk

Mister Turk Turkle : *WHATS THE HARDEST PART ABOUT BEING A VEGAN?* *GETTING UP EARLY TO MILK ALL THE ALMONDS*

mskenyamerican : 😂 LMBO!!! 😂 So many great quotes in this! 😂

Kristin Chester : Great spokesman...not only is he hilarious, but super handsome too!!!

Reed A : All those poor almonds hooked up to those machines like that...it breaks my heart, this is why I'm vegan!

Heuristic1905 : This guy deserves an Award! If a new Season for The Office comes out, I hope he is on it.

I breathe Napalm : How appropriate for this to be recommended on YouTube in the middle of No Nut November.

Mr. Dinosuar : Absolute brilliance 3 sins off

fartswallower666 : Nut milking: As Explained by Your Mom.

Dusty Walsh : LMAO!! Best vid I've seen in a long time!

Miraculously Injured : Best laugh I've had in weeks 🤣

Allosyn Carpia : This must have taken a long time to film. With all the retakes, from cracking up laughing.

Les0945 : I'm fixing to get me a new nut milking machine my old one said she's full ;)

bill tran : This guy is, NUTS! Haha kill me pls

Sean Anthony Sollano : Here's a fun game: Every time he says "nut", take a shot

KeyserSoze16 : This is barbaric! I'm immediately calling the People for the Ethical Treatment of Almonds.

Michael Felix : Real.

George George : -what do you want to become -nut milk farmer thing

Beth Lowery : "Learning the art of properly sexing the nuts." The man said it with a straight face. Give him ALL the awards.

AgentMinor ReligionBrigade : Almonds are kept in captivity their whole lives in 1mm by 1mm cages. Go vegan.

claire Knowles : Fantastic!..so good to see that you're keeping the nuts free-range, much kinder 😊