Nut Milking EXPOSED

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Weest : I want that big burly man to milk my nuts :)

Kaiser Emile : When he just eats the male nut 😂😂😂

Gilamex : "I'll show you a nut nipple." ...That's enough internet for the week.

EweChewBrrr : My celebrity status doesn't lactate either but I'm going to milk it for all its worth.

Marlie Young : How much you wanna bet 1 person now think nuts have nipples

Ohtaren : Whats with all the thumbs down, how could anyone not find this funny.

Trucker Baldwin : The sad thing is people will believe this is real

A fat Paki bastard : At first I thought this was a joke then early into the video I thought it was real then at the end I realised it was a joke

CyberdelicXP : It's called" almond milk" because no one will drink "nut juice"

Mrs. Nightmare : “That’s a happy nut” Oh my god-

Nep : as someone who is lactose intolerant, almond milk is awesome for me. i see it as milk because it tastes like milk, just without the fat and with an almond flavor. and it doesnt give me immense pain. so what if almonds dont lactate. almond milk helps people like me (and vegans) drink milk and makes us capable of making products with almond milk supplementing the dairy milk

ankit kr : A mouthful of Nut milk a day keeps the doctor away.

Russian Water : THIS MAN IS RESPONCIBLE FOR A GENOCIDE!! he has 500 of those machines draining the life force out of completly innocent and helpless nuts 24/7........

Wild Man : OMFG really... LMAO I'd think few people would be lining up to drink nut juice 🤣

Steph Lewis : *_Phrasing_*

Explain Rain : I'm more of a coconut milk person

exseque : So he works at a sperm bank?

Axiom Ape : *T H A T' S A H A P P Y N U T*

Joseph Nieves : I have never been happier to click on a random video

yeah oh : ... *laughs like an immuture 5 year old*

Bernardo R. Feitosa : I found this funny, as a vegan, because things like this actually make me support more "nut milks", since you show why it's so harmless, clean, and healthy. I didn't expect the title card questioning "nut milk" as a legitimate debate, but I'll still support a video like this that might make people question where their milk comes from... As a different counter argument to the association between lactation and milk, I think we could also ask ourselves if people who drink it should be called babies, since that's the only phase that mammals actually drink milk... If you're not a baby and you keep drinking it, why call it milk? You're also disrupting the "natural" order of things, especially by taking it from lactating females from other species... Edit: some research, in case anyone's interested... There's lot of new stuff out there, but this is what I've used as reference (in English) in the past, lots more in other languages as well.. CAMPBELL, T. Colin; CAMPBELL, Thomas M. II (2006). The CHina Study. Dallas, TX: Benbella Books. COHEN. Robert (2005). Milk A-Z. Englewood Cliffs, NJ: Argus Publishing. HOWELL, Edward (1985). Enzyme Nutrition: The Food Enzyme Concept. Avery, 1985. KEON, Joseph (2010). Whitewash: The Disturbing Truth About Cow’s Milk and Your Health. Canada: New Society Publishers. OSKI, Frank A. (1983). Don’t Drink Your Milk!: New Frightening Medical Facts About the World’s most overrated Nutrient: 9th ed. Brushton, NY: Teach Services. PLANT, Jane A. (2002). The No-Dairy Breast Cancer Prevention Program. New York: St. Martin’s Griffin. SCHMID, Ron (2009). The Untold Story of Milk: The History, Politics and Science of Nature’s Perfect Food: Raw Milk from Pasture-Fed Cows. USA. WOODFORD, Keith (2007). Devil in the Milk: Illness, Health and the Politics of A1 and A2 Milk. White River Junction, VE: Chelsea Green Publishing.

Queen B : I'm'll happen if you milk a Male almond? *WRONG ANSWERS ONLY*

Sgt. Surge : You'll feel the essence of the nut

Colton Breving : It's milk enough for me. I just think dairy Farmers want to avoid calling it cow's milk to differentiate it from nut milk because it reminds people of where it actually came from and who wants to remember that when they are drinking the milk?

UR GOAT ETHAN : So I guess dairy industry is mad that almond milk is called almond milk when it is not actually milk but they just say it is so people will buy it😂 Dairy be like 😊 then 💰📥😔 then😲 Almond be like🤔 then 🤑🤑🤑

wats up, doc : We have peaked. In this day and age We must speak of How to *“milk an almond”* To the people. Of the world. _amen_

InTheFleshInc : How he did this with a straight face is beyond me...

george burkhard : I love nut juice 😮😮😮😗😗😗 i get it right from the tap yumm

Shannon Hill : I was wondering how they got the milk out of the almond now I know

Michael Felix : Real.

Sean Anthony Sollano : Here's a fun game: Every time he says "nut", take a shot

Min Yoongi : So inhumane, those nuts should be free range and living in the wild like God destined them to be. They have no form of self defense.

bishop andthelongboard : Its called almond milk because its an alteenitive to milk lol, hamburgers are cows, but theyre still called hamburgers

Zeng Hui : **nut milking ;)**

Cakekwan : I read the thumbnail as nutting milk

Dhanar Santika : This man just got sugondese

HelixMaster12 : No almond milk for me this month, it's no nut November.

Sikeonize : Ok YouTube usually ur recommended vids suck, but this was good.

Jacob Martin : This is great.

Alexis George : It’s a nut not a pet

Sebasjinn : As a dairy farmer, this is the piss take video I always dreamed of making. Always wanted to get some toy milking cups and line a bunch of almonds down the bales and do it that way, but this dude did it way better!


Toxic Killer : It busted

Sushi Jam : Why do I think there has to be 30% of the viewers here actually didn't know the video is a parody and we actually milk the female nuts? Trumpanzees? Flat Earthers?

_Realest. Treyy : Lmao why did it take me a whole minute into the video to figure out if he was joking or not 😂😂😂😂😂 someone pay him his money , he is a good actor!!

Alisha S : call it what you'd like but I'm still buying almond milk

FECKING GOD MF! : *I* *milk* *my* *nuts* *every* *day*

Chris Ferrero : Damn he's dehydrating the nuts until they die. Say no to nut cruelty

Citsong The gaming god : Lmao I’m just imagining what the world would be like if it was called nut milk and the it said Milked from nuts!

WuzNab : Well, they had to make a lot of those nut milkers and now I want one so when people come to my house I can just say I’m just milking nuts.