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Northborn Swordsman : Hell yes, another dystopian commercial! My only complaint is that the more of these you guys do, the more I want a full-bore satirical SciFi movie in this ridiculous, wonderful universe you're creating.

TomServoDoctor42 : I admit that when a resistance raid liberated my sector's laser mine, I got hopeful. But it soon became apparent that this resistance had some serious planning problems. On my first patrol through the wastes, I was given a salad spinner, a slap on the back, and the warning "watch out for the tiger phantoms." In the first half of the year, people got their own birthday parties, but in the middle of the third quarter, they just lumped all the remaining birthdays into one party, and I don't even like coconut cake. They kept bringing in motivational speakers and warriors from the future to speak at resistance-wide seminars, but everyone knew that the seminars cost more to run than it would cost to just fix the problems we were all complaining about. Oh, and the team building exercises were absolute garbage. No Brett, setting up a dissonance spike in the cyber-synaptic field of a BD-H4ND13 Murderbot is not "just like football."

Nate's Film Tutorials : Epileptic combat

General Phasma : Man how did they get Duke Dirtfarmer to narrate this? Auralnauts got some big production value.

Lauri Härsilä : That BEAT! I'm done.

Grim2 : Plot twist: This isn't a spoof.

Matthew Hagerty : I'll support the resistance any day

Shawn L : Give me your money! I said give me your f$?&ing Money!! Lol 😂 you guys are too much


Gabriel Lezama : The one person dislikes this prefer socks over patriotism.

TheKiss : Yesss we're back in the Brett Favre Cinematic Universe

J Truts : Kill 25 rats, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! Is it a coincidence that birthday atTACk includes the word TAC??? I don't think so, the resistance is trying to communicate with us.

Gradius : The humour in these videos is even more self-aware than Skynet.

Delacroix Boi : Are you a patriot or not?!

Thomas Smart : perimeter defense knights!

Dan Gorgone : I have a question about my Tac Visor. I was driving along, pulled down the visor, and a nearby billboard simply read: OBEY. Obey who? Then the next billboard said: CONSUME. Does this mean consume food, because I do that all the time, or maybe consume more processed meats, because honestly I'm trying to cut down on those. Thanks, love the product.

Mr. Gentlezombie : I want the rest of the sock commercial.

Not Alpharius : >allows you to see through illusions >shows you american spirit hmm...

Nikolai P. Culp : Just woke up and saw Auralnauts released a video. This day just got 400x better

GuildOfCalamity : I thought Bret promised to never be a bad boy again?

Offlineable : OMG that music is AMAZING!! Where can I find/buy this specific song?!? Can I use it in non-monetized projects?!? Will it provide the love my parents couldn't?!?

Fez : Would the Tac Shade's fit over my Zoomies ? Totally not a Spy btw. Asking for a friend.


Dirty Rivers : It's the A M E R I C A N S P I R I T bro

Zero Cool : I'll buy whatever you want as long as it spares my family and I a life sentence of hard labor in the lazer mines.

pkillboredom : The plastique line really got me

SilverSlugVideos : You guys should advertise your Tru Wood products for the Resistance. Also a great way to reprise that sick Tru Wood jingle. Farve Actual, OUT.

SanelyRed : I want this song so freaking bad, need it so I have something to listen to in the laser mines.

Clint Mack : Have fun in the Laser mines!

Admiral Krunch : Take my $20 now!

Lank Asif : Sending cash *immediately* !!!!

Cliffynator : Shut up and take my money!!!

The VGC : Sooooo i had paused the video at 0:13 to respond to a text, and the buffer logo threw me off, so i kept hitting spacebar to get the video to play, but i didnt know that it was intentionally apart of the video...I am ashamed

Crepar : Yes, another infomercial parody! I waited a long time for another one like this and it has surpassed my expectations (like any Auralnauts' infomercial videos really)! But how well Tac-tools will fare against somebody who is fully outfitted with Zoomies, Copper Body System and Dynamic Virtual Viewer (maybe along with approval of technomancer Flo Rida and BEAMZ orbital systems)? It is a quite good question I think. Anyway, thanks for continuing these parodies, Auralnauts!

Joe Cribben : Lol you can’t stop it, NOTHING CAN STOP IT. Sounds like creepio has stepped away from runes and likes tactical lighters now.

Bill Scurry : This is the world liberals want.

Nytholo Zeph : that zoom in on the guy crying was perfect!

Black Ice : finally a flashlight I can also use a blunt object, never before have innovation reach its zenith

Chris Benson : Don't show this to Alex Jones.

Anthony Reviews! : We need an Auralnauts/Jaboody Dubs crossover

onedeadsaint : damn! missed this when I came out and holy shit was this great!

Harrad Rush : "the tac light survives even if you don't" This is the best selling point I've ever seen!

Offlineable : 3:54 the electricity wasn't correctly tracked to the lighter?

jackuul : Absolutely amazing. Considering Brett Favre was my childhood hero up and until the... Minnesota Misadventure... this was... eye opening. Thank you for making us aware of the conspiracy! I have bought 50. 10/10 as always guys!

TopherDL : 'Looks like you've been targeted for elimination and now you're stuck in a death trap.' 🤣 So many quotables.

Drew O'Pry : That tactical flashlight is actually pretty dope

A J P : "But can your flashlight defend you from aliens?" - SOLD.

Jordan De Knikker : I made lenses out of the Tac Visor and saw the Bacon Dimension for what it truly is...