Bill Burr - Post Malone Conspiracy Theory Promo

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Bill Burr talks about this conspiracy theory promo by Post Malone dealing with teleportation. Bill Burr Podcast: Full Episodes of the Monday Morning Podcast: Full Episodes of the Thursday Afternoon Podcast: Here’s the website! I was born a freckled child in a land far away during a much simpler time. I did well in school until it counted. As a freshman in high school I had dreams of going to Notre Dame and becoming a lawyer. By the time I was sophomore I was taking shop class and was considering getting into construction. I ended up working in warehousing and unloading trucks. Other than stand up, that job was the most fun I ever had. I am now a stand up comedian. I do a couple hundred shows a year. And I enjoy the travel. I’ve done four hour-long stand-up specials: “Why Do I Do This”, “Let It Go”, “You People Are All The Same” and “I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.” I host a podcast each week called The Monday Morning Podcast. And I have an animated series on Netflix called: ‘F’ Is For Family.’ Occasionally I act in movies but only when they let me.


Andrew Hernandez : That's the genie you get when you rub a can of four loco.

Aditya Kadambi : "By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out." Richard Dawkins

Jimskateuk : "Time travel is just like this" opens calender and proceeds to flick through it, back to front*

William Clayton : The image of Bill Burr rollin' down the street to Post Malone's music is hilarious

Steve Block : Lights a lighter, that is how dragons do it.

Clay Hackney : Post watches Interstellar once: "Yo you might think I'm crazy, but I figured out how to teleport."

Max Um : Sooo he saw a scifi movie. Any scifi movie.

FairFight14 : So basically space folding - the idea has been around before he was born.

johnny b : Bill must have got high with Nia the day he watched that and thought it made sense.

Imdor : When a dumb guy on drugs starts to think he's really deep.

kamlesh minetech : he didn't draw a straight line cuz he didnt want to draw over the text

Jacobs Trouble : The crazy part is Bill Burr believing that was Post Malone's idea. Yikes.

Francis O'Connor : There's something you might not know about Bill Burr: he smokes rocks!

Tübermensch : Yah my mind was blown too when I saw that same paper folding example in _1997_ in the movie Event Horizon being to illustrate inter-dimensional travel through wormhole space time.

dpounder101 : that is actually how scientists describe the possibility of travel through wormholes, but only theoretically

TheSoundOfTwang : Buying into conspiracy theories... What are you, a FAAAG?

Mixamaka : Who's more easily influenced, Joe Rogan or Bill Burr?

john smitty : they have used that piece of paper example in like 50 sci fi movies

KingofTheCrows : Bill, I swear to god if I see a post Malone rap collaboration, I'll nuke my house

BiscuitHead : LOL, what'd he just rip off that segment from Event Horizon?

OG SKizzy Red : Picturing Burr bumping White Iverson on the way to some gig in Arizona in makeing me die 😂😂😂

CliffHuxtableSweater : If any guy ever sees me anywhere sitting like this dude @ :11 on the left ...You are fully authorized to crack me in the chest, full strength.

sloth : Bill Burr needs to see Denzel Curry's Rage Against The Machine Cover.

Dom Brazzale : Billy Billy Billy, you're just now seeing the paper trick? Wtf is wrong with you bro?

Scotty Ward : Knowing aviation = Teleportation exists

jj a : An Einstein rosenbridge🤔or as thor called it a rainbow bridge I believe👾take us to your orange faced leader👽😅

poweronia : Too many drugs in that boy.

Cee Dee : LMAO so he read A Wrinkle in Time and figured out what a tesseract was.

Fixed Face : the rapper could demonstrate his theory of space folding by buttsecksing himself

stevie bops : So Post Malone saw Event Horizon?

David Johnson : Pretty sure some guy named Einstein talked.about this. Only difference is he was stating a theory. Not saying it was happening. If you're mind is blown from this video it's time to reassess your thoughts

Samplelord : Paper...the future of transportation.

MetalAsFork : Yeah just change the shape of the Earth and the laws of physics. Ezpz.

Petch1 : Oh right, that explains everything, better inform Nasa, Post Malone has figured it all out.

Dennis : Been a while since I listened to Billy's podcast, this reminds me why I stopped. Sad what happened to the quality of his podcast after he became a dad.

Mike Drevo : WTF, Bill Burr? He's talking about bending space. I remember the paper trick about 30 years ago.

TerpeneProfile : He watched event horizon big whoop

Adam Car : Right, but if the universe is like a piece of paper, the real question is...can you fold it 7 times?!

Stan Shabak : Look up Tom delonge interview whit Joe Rogan its explained alot better.

JustOneAsbesto : Any man who chooses to keep a beard that raggedy should not be trusted with ANYTHING.

ben1210 : He's not smart enough to realise that whilst a hairline tattoo is permanent, your hairline isn't. Yes, I'm bald and bitter.

Zythix : spacefolding has been around since at least the book Dune (1965), if not longer. not a new concept at all.

Anti Riku : wait a second, burr was being sarcastic right? right? please just tell me i got r/wooshed

TheRealTieLUR : In conclusion Bill Burr has never smoked weed

John Addison Cull : The paper folding example is regularly shown to explain what may be possible if we ever achieve manipulating & bending spacetime to that extent.

Christopher Cudiamat : post malone watching some space bending, quantum theory parallel universe documentaries.haha.

Gus Smith : Event Horizon wasn't a documentary man

Happy Shitkicker : If you draw a strait line then bend the paper the line will curve.

Ahsan Ashraf : At what age did you realize that your unique personality with all it's insights is actually a symptom of a mental health issue?