Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill

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Elijah is scared of home invasion, so Bill recommends a .22. Enough to put down a killer - without all that unpleasant hearing loss. More CONAN @ Team Coco is the official YouTube channel of late night host Conan O'Brien, CONAN on TBS & Subscribe now to be updated on the latest videos: For Full Episodes of CONAN on TBS, visit Get Social With Team Coco: On Facebook: ‪‬ On Google+: On Twitter: On Tumblr: On YouTube: Follow Conan O'Brien on Twitter:

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onraj9mm : "WITH A SICKLE!"

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Bryce : Its truly a talent how Bill can fabricate an entire story on the spot, and make it funnier than fellow big-name comics. Hand down one of the funniest guys of all time.

Spagman : dude with the sickle was a reapist


Franco Fernando : I watched this after watching Bill's Netflix special, I'm Sorry You Feel That Way During the same gun bit, he stops and mentions that people are usually laughing by this time, but since he was in the South, people just sat there staring at him...probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I was wondering if it was off the cuff, or planned After watching this, I noticed that the crowd was already cracking up when he explained that he was doing landscaping for some guy, probably because it sounds ridiculous That made the bit in the special even more funny to me because it was really off the cuff, and totally true!

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imhellag : I love how casually he just drops "someone burned a car for insurance."

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SakeV2 : I watched this video more than 10 times only today. My stomach hurts of laughing in that sickle part. Bill Burr is a legend.

Nick : one on one me sickles only

Timothy Ryan Fisher Old School Music : I love Bill Burr, I told my wife about him and she and my son were busting a gut watching him on Netflix tonight when I got home from work. Thank You Bill for existing, your our generations George Carlin RIP.

Mrbigolnuts : when I'm laying in a hotel bed I get concerned 2 drunken bikini models are going to force their way in and have their way with me.

Matthew Goldsby : "We went down the street, someone burned a car for insurance" hahah this was the funniest part to me, how he so nonchalantly says that, and not one person laughs.

Stuart Otis : tell me if I'm crazy. But I really like it when the first guest hangs out for the second guest on those talk shows and then the two celebrities interact with each other. I guess it makes me feel like they're they're regular people when they just talk to each other. The best example of this was the Conan O'Brien episode where it was Tom Selleck, The Big Show, and Sue Johanson the old lady sex expert and they were all on at the same time and it was very funny.

WreckNRepeat : A .22 would probably be a good option in a home invasion, but there's nothing wrong with something like a .38. What you don't wanna do, Elijah, is put on that invisibility ring. Sure, the crazy guy with the sickle won't see you, but Sauron will, and he's way more dangerous than any deranged wheat farmer.


Foggy Kosby : Elijah is a weird dude, but he's also pretty awesome. Perfect guy to play a hobbit by his size and the way his face looks.

Roxana Salahshoor : Hearing Elijah's chuckles in the back makes me happy!

Raffino Jonathans : that sickle part was so unexpected

Herv3 : Bill Burr is top five living comedians. top 15 all-time

Roger Plummer : "This guy is coming around your bed with a sickle!" (1:53) I was crying laughing! xD

TheSlammurai : He makes a great point. The more powerful your gun is, the more screwed you are if you miss.

Cole fyre : It was the 80's! XD

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Wolf Stein : I'd hang out with Bill Burr every evening, if possible.

bob tony : the actual standup he does for the 22 story is hilarious, i recommend everyone listen to it.

rixille : Elijah Wood has PTSD from the Black riders sneaking up on him at night.

Brodie McGrath : A sickle 😂

Ronald FlobJobbin : Damn, What Elijah needs is a shotgun. Its got a good spread. 

usernamenotinvaild : if any thinks a 22. wont do it. allow me to shoot you with it and see if you will want to leave my house

cndvd : Bill he's got a sharp mind. Conan says the perfect logical reply. hilarious !

Job Brown : Bill Burr 2020

Michael Johnson : I LOVE BILL BURR!! coming around your bed with a sickle....lmao!!

お化け : I like Bill Burr, not because of his pessimistic humor, but because of his genuine personality. I wish everyone could be as genuine as Bill Burr.

haxpaxed : Man this guy cracks me up

TheAndyMan : I've watched this video so many times, and it kills me every time XD

ltatumus : I lost it at the last part... Looking at your own body... OMG. I rewatched this twice just to hear that.

Juan Ulysses : Enjoy him while he's here folks. He's one of the few people I actually enjoy supporting. I buy the dvds even though they're on netflix. The guy is too damn funny/irreplaceable.

ChaseFace : Bill Burr is my hero. He talks about everything we're too uncomfortable to address and makes us both laugh and think about it. But he's still such a nice, compassionate guy behind that tough guy demeanor.

Lori Wise : Thays alway my excuse it was the 70s

Emeka Francis Uwazurike : Just passing through on my monthly tour of Bill Burr Conan clips

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Patrick Jung : Somebody burned a car for insurance.. ?

Mike Cappadocia : conan makes bill look like a dwarf and bill makes Elijah look like a hobbit.

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Dreia : best comedian period

Grayve Rose : First Bill Burr vid I've seen like 3 years ago. Still watching it all the time ha