Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill

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Bryce : Its truly a talent how Bill can fabricate an entire story on the spot, and make it funnier than fellow big-name comics. Hand down one of the funniest guys of all time.

Alfatazer _ : Elijah should get a shotgun. It's got a nice spread.

playsbba018 : Who's on a bill burr conan binge?

dougerber : i met bill burr once, he was very nice. that's my whole story.

ChaseFace : Bill Burr is my hero. He talks about everything we're too uncomfortable to address and makes us both laugh and think about it. But he's still such a nice, compassionate guy behind that tough guy demeanor.

onraj9mm : "WITH A SICKLE!"

Top Lobster : Bill Burr was doing landscaping, it was the 80's, someone had burned a car, and so they went and shot a 38 at it. Bill makes the 80's sound like the post-apocalypse.

お化け : I like Bill Burr, not because of his pessimistic humor, but because of his genuine personality. I wish everyone could be as genuine as Bill Burr.

Kenny Tee : Just got to this recommended video after watching that 'Sarah Silverman is Hitler' skit...Jeez, what a breath of fresh comedic air.

imhellag : I love how casually he just drops "someone burned a car for insurance."

alisumwal : "....this guy's coming around your bed with a sickle."    I completely lost it  X'D

TheBigBenji : Bill Burr Baggins

Mike Cappadocia : conan makes bill look like a dwarf and bill makes Elijah look like a hobbit.

Spagman : dude with the sickle was a reapist

SakeV2 : I watched this video more than 10 times only today. My stomach hurts of laughing in that sickle part. Bill Burr is a legend.

Mastikator : I live alone and I know exactly what he's talking about "You're what's for dinner".

lane : laying there in me undies

Franco Fernando : I watched this after watching Bill's Netflix special, I'm Sorry You Feel That Way During the same gun bit, he stops and mentions that people are usually laughing by this time, but since he was in the South, people just sat there staring at him...probably one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. I was wondering if it was off the cuff, or planned After watching this, I noticed that the crowd was already cracking up when he explained that he was doing landscaping for some guy, probably because it sounds ridiculous That made the bit in the special even more funny to me because it was really off the cuff, and totally true!


D.H. Withers : This displays perfectly what Bill was detailing in his special. In the North East when he talks about the guy he did landscaping for coming out with a .38 to go shoot a burned-out car, everyone laughs hysterically at it-- in the South, everyone just stares back at him like "yeah, so, what's the rest of the story?".

Mrbigolnuts : when I'm laying in a hotel bed I get concerned 2 drunken bikini models are going to force their way in and have their way with me.

Timothy Ryan Fisher : I love Bill Burr, I told my wife about him and she and my son were busting a gut watching him on Netflix tonight when I got home from work. Thank You Bill for existing, your our generations George Carlin RIP.

Nick : one on one me sickles only

Matthew Goldsby : "We went down the street, someone burned a car for insurance" hahah this was the funniest part to me, how he so nonchalantly says that, and not one person laughs.

Stuart Otis : tell me if I'm crazy. But I really like it when the first guest hangs out for the second guest on those talk shows and then the two celebrities interact with each other. I guess it makes me feel like they're they're regular people when they just talk to each other. The best example of this was the Conan O'Brien episode where it was Tom Selleck, The Big Show, and Sue Johanson the old lady sex expert and they were all on at the same time and it was very funny.

Herv3 : Bill Burr is top five living comedians. top 15 all-time

Dillon Jenings : Elijah is a weird dude, but he's also pretty awesome. Perfect guy to play a hobbit by his size and the way his face looks.

WreckNRepeat : A .22 would probably be a good option in a home invasion, but there's nothing wrong with something like a .38. What you don't wanna do, Elijah, is put on that invisibility ring. Sure, the crazy guy with the sickle won't see you, but Sauron will, and he's way more dangerous than any deranged wheat farmer.

You thought : 2:37 lmao that ESPN personation was hilarious

Raffino Jonathans : that sickle part was so unexpected

Wolf Stein : I'd hang out with Bill Burr every evening, if possible.

Pat Daddy : Burr is onto something with he says, "It was the 80's". One of the most violent decades in America. Most unsolved murders took place in the 80's.

Roxana Salahshoor : Hearing Elijah's chuckles in the back makes me happy!

Fluffy Tailed Kitsune : Hes a soviet murderer coming around your bed.

timmyproton : elijah wood's giggles give me life

Boondock : Just realized that all of Bill burrs funniest clips are all on Conan. Bill Burr and Team Coco ftw

Michael Mentore : Their reaction to the sickle was priceless

Patrick Charlton : Elijah Wood and Bill Burr could not be more different men

chewie caramel : Bill Bur Baggins

Ron Ash : As a Brotha....just wanted to say.....BILL BURR IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST.....HE IS THE MAN, PERIOD.🔱

Patrick Jung : Somebody burned a car for insurance.. ?

Cole fyre : It was the 80's! XD

TheSlammurai : He makes a great point. The more powerful your gun is, the more screwed you are if you miss.

Rick P : Elijah Wood is actually pretty cool, he's been on the Opie & Anthony show a couple times.


Thousand_Cuts : Next time I'm late for work I'll say that a guy with a sickle broke into my house at night and i shot him with my 44 mag but the round went through the guy, through the wall, blew my dog's brains out and dropped the engine out of my car, all because i didn't listen to Bill Burr.

ASolarMolar : Elijah Wood laughing is so amazing.

Roger Plummer : "This guy is coming around your bed with a sickle!" (1:53) I was crying laughing! xD

Trollol Police : bill burr us awesome. i wanna have a beer with him.

Otto Vuorio : "Shoot trough the guy, trough the wall, blow your dog's brains out and drop the engine of your car":D