Bill Burr: Women Want To Ruin The NFL! - CONAN on TBS

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AGbaby235 : Burr's the man cause he tells it like it is.

AGbaby235 : "Next time I'm gonna get it right."

AGbaby235 : Bill always somehow makes me laugh at his jokes man haha.

ftghb : I was that one chauvinistic jackass who was clapping :(

Curt Baboon : "You know what makes women happy? Nothing!" Bill Burr is a hero.

duchesswannabe : LOL Man! he must've had helluva fight with his wife just before the taping. love Bills rants

captainimij : nothing pisses a woman off more than a content man.

kimsjustice09 : Nothing was wrong with the story, Bill. The problem is the shitty audience.

L6915 : The big fear that all women have. That their man can be happy without them.

The Ball : Female Ghostbusters explained

supastar : "You know what makes women happy? Nothing!" - legendary quote because it's so true

trusting virus : They started doing this with video games now.

Brainbuster : So they seriously take time out of football to address breast cancer when prostate cancer kills more men than breast cancer kills women??

Featuring Dante, from the Devil May Cry Series : lmao that lizard analogy killed me

John O'Neill : Lets be honest, we don't leave when women are having "girl's night" because we're considerate and polite. We leave because we don't want to be there!

FearlessAgainstStupidity : WTF was up with that PC audience. The must of been regressive students from Yale visiting Conan in that audience.

DiverseLA : He's right. Women are doing the same with video games, which has always been a male-dominated arena. Women can't STAND the fact that guys have always gotten together to play video games, design video games, and enjoy video games. The Anita Sarkeesians of the world had to come in, try to feminize it and use shaming tactics against males for the crime of enjoying games. They have problems with Call of Duty, GTA, and countless other games. Anita Sarkeesian is jealous of men.

Martin Smith : The guys were'nt clapping because they were sitting next to their girlfriends.

Jeremy Greenidge : This man is one of the smartest people on Earth.

rushfan2112 : 1:37 I didn't know Conan was bilingual.

ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ : A simple mind, yet 95% plus of all the science and technology came from a male brain...

Nir Zion Pengas : You know what makes women happy? Nothing. LOL :)

adam zarbon : He's a genius. Why isn't he in politics or at least teaching classes?

Laurent Chougrani : 1:36 that Conan sentence is now my new ringphone !

Mgtow Messiah : He's ABSOLUTELY correct about how men can do simple things and be completely happy

Lucy Snorebush : women are gonna create a cult and kill Bill one day lol

mtndewman1022 : i love how conan at 0:54 went "oh god..." like * ALERT ALERT * THIS DOES NOT CONFORM TO THE NARRATIVE, INCOMING SCOLDING FROM HIGHER UPS

Cornelius Maximilianus : TV set audience do not have capacity to understand satire, they are confused.

theedgeinshow : Bill Burr is no comedian...he is a prophet

MetrazolElectricity : He wavered after he noticed the reaction to breast cancer, he should have gone full-steam Burr and told it like it is! cause he knows it like it is! Few do

Global Jay : I love Burr! He represents the push back with all of the emasculation of men! ROCK ON BURR!

CoreosAndMilk : Patrice would be proud lmao

Nathaniel Saez : Bill burr is me everything he says I agree with him lol

Royk : "TH-THATS NOT HOLDING!" HAHAHAHAHAHAA genius

Blackswordman : Wow the video hasn't been taken down yet? I'm shocked....

5cent27 : Bill burr should be on this show nightly

Moshy : Glad my girl actually likes things and is happy all the time.

SpaghettiandSauce : The audience weren't laughing because they knew it was true: - Nothing makes women happy. - Women do not like to see men happy. - They don't want their own thing, they want to take ours.

TheDrewgutterz : Bill burr for president anyone??

Dancing Candle : Men and women complain how unhappy or annoying their S/O is. Solution to both genders, stay single and alone. I am so tired of hearing/reading from both sides neo feminists and MGTOW. Shut up and don't bother with the opposite sex. or choose your mate carefully. My guy does his thing ,I do mine. When we have our time together it's great. We took time in the beginning to discover that we were compatible and not clingy. We adore each other and wouldn't want it any other way. So healthy relationships do exist.

Galbeite Mohamed : tough crowd

Ahan Chopra : They did it with wwe

Kari Lari : aww man, I wish I was in the audience so I can be the one laughing at everything

ftghb : 0:51 conan trying to hold back his laughter because he knows he's gonna get shit from his wife later

David Weiser : Bill is a comic genius.

SparksDrinker : "THEY DONT EVEN LIKE IT!!!" haha thats great

boreduser12 : Seven complicated facts about Women: 1. They believe in saving. 2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes. 3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear. 4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully. 5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied. 6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them. 7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.

Barack Obama : 0:28 Conan set up bill perfectly to make that joke. He noticed how bill said how simple male brains are so he asked if his wife watches with him so he could talk about how women are complicated💀💀💀 Simply Brilliant by Conan and Bill!

Joey Doherty : Women demand you give them attention, and then when you give it to them, they lose interest because you're being to nice.

Docktor Jim : I tried keeping track of how much time each month I think I'd be happier with a wife or girlfriend. The problem is, the stopwatch on my phone only goes to hundredths of a second.