Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Name a better rap duo Ill wait

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Lyrics from whatthefolk.net I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I'm horny I'm horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I'm not just wild, I'm trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That's how it goes Here's the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party. Hey! Ho! I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Who's the motherflippin? I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' I'm the motherflippin' Motherflippin'

Comments

Amy Lorigan : When we New Zealanders rap, it gets hardcore. "Having tea with your grandma" hardcore.

Pikachu48 : They're actually pretty good rappers.

Washed Olive : 1k people need to be more constuctive on their feedback please

bugz n beez : be more constructive with your feedback pLease

MrTehnoobshowfan : They call me the hiphopoppotamus flows that glow like phosphorus poppin off the top of this esophagus rockin this metropolis im not a large water-dwelling mammal where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did steve tell you that perchance? Hmm steve..

Derpyderp : steve....

Sam Wolfenstein : I know all the words. You don't even KNOW how many times I've rapped this in the shower.

Lily is : I dont know how I got here or why but something tells me Im on the fantastically goregeous side of youtube

No Jams : There ain't no party like ma Nana's tea party

Ian T.J Brodrick : New Zealand is the Canada of Australia, So polite.

Build-a-Buddha : (╯°□°)╯︵ ɹǝɥʇoɯ

Steven James : They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless...

Ben CC-1993 : There ain't no party like my nana's tea party.

HDM Reviews : 1,000 people are not the motherflippin

Arekun : My 2 favorite rappers

Michael Beckett : *Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros: Flight of the Conchords* _"My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment, I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant."_ "Ain't no party like my Nana's tea part-ay"  "my lyrics are bottomless..." *"I'm the mother flippin'"*

MyDbzfan9000 : yugi vs jaden rap battle brought me here

Andy McNeill : Did Steve tell you that per chance? :-)

Ghostly Fish : be more constructive with your feedback please

Weadfreek : 992 people are named steve.....

Crimson Sunbird : Your deck's unbalanced and your hair's a Kuriboh. Hey. Ho.

Movie Nerd : These fine gentlemen came to our goodly country to enlighten us and show us what comedic genius looks like but alas, we were just not ready for them yet. Maybe one day they shall return.....one day. 😔

Dakota Burgos Chi : WHY BECAUSE I RAP ABOUT REALITY?! LIKE ME AND MY GRANDMA DRINKIN A CUP OF TEA!

ooooo3 : Why is the first time I watched this in 2015

Jimmy K : why?? why exactly

Silmarien Ingoldo : The one with the glasses reminds me of Austin Powers.

AG theadmin : YGOTAS dragged me here...

Angelica Guerrero : This is one of my favorite episodes.

Brenda Guzmán Hidalgo : ''They call me the Hiphopopotamus. My lyrics are bottomless'' xDDDD

Jacob Bracy : *disclaimer* Lyrics are not actually bottomless

Monotone : I don't even like rap and I love this

Eren Jaeger : Im the mother flippin king of games...

rdecredico : Its great but it's not INNER CITY PRESSURE

slinkeepy : 1.5k rappers' lyrics are not bottomless...

Allen Sharako : Does anyone else have a hard time getting this song out of their head? Im tha mutha flippin hiphopopotomus like all day long! ahhhhhhh!

AmishParadise27 (AKA: Tyler) : I'm the motherflippin'...

Gus Guadamuz : be more constructive with you feedback.

smudge : my dad just sent me this and i have finally realised where a massive family inside joke comes from lmao

Luther Moskal : I shouldn't watch FotC while everyone else in my house is asleep. I'm crying from holding my laughs in.

Romeo X10000 : so this is where littlekuriboh got it from

The Cleaver Brothers : thank you @TheUltimateFunk <3

The Blacksmith : Jermaine was a great choice for Moana. Came back to this after.

Lee Slater : Steve!

Mr Popo : my name is Celtic guardian, I'm stronger than titanium

Bitch Ass 12 : Je suis la mère flippine rhymenocerous Mes battements sont les cendres et les oiseaux sont sur ​​mon dos Et je suis excitée Je suis excitée Si vous choisissez de continuer, vous aurez en effet concéder Parce que je te frappe avec mon flux Le Rhino Stampede sauvage . Je ne suis pas juste sauvage , je suis formé , domestiqué J'ai été élevé par un rappeur et rhinocéros qui datait Et la suite procréé C'est comment ça se passe Voici la Hiphopopotamus L'hippopotame de hip-hop Ils me l' Hiphopopotamus appellent Mes paroles sont sans fond Ils me l' Hiphopopotamus appellent Flux qui brillent comme le phosphore Poppin 'off en haut de cette œsophage Rockin ' cette métropole Je ne suis pas un grand mammifère vivant dans l'eau Où avez-vous cette hypothèse absurde ? Que Steve vous dire que , peut-être ? Steve . Mes rimes et les dossiers qu'ils ne soient pas joué Parce que mes dossiers et des rimes ils ne sont pas faits Et si vous le rap comme moi vous n'avez pas payé Et si vous roulez comme moi, vous ne serez pas mis à . Mes rimes sont si puissants que dans ce petit segment J'ai fait toutes les dames dans le domaine enceinte Oui, parfois mes paroles sont sexistes Mais vous belles salopes et des houes devriez savoir que je suis en train de corriger cela. Autres rappeurs me DIS Disent mes rimes sont sissy . Pourquoi ? Pourquoi ? Pourquoi ? Quoi? Pourquoi exactement? Quoi? Pourquoi ? Soyez plus constructif avec vos commentaires , s'il vous plaît. Pourquoi ? Pourquoi ? Pourquoi , parce que je rappe sur la réalité ? Comme moi et ma grand-mère en buvant une tasse de thé ? Il n'y a pas aucune partie comme le thé de ma grand-maman . Hey ! Ho ! Je suis le motherflippin ' Je suis le motherflippin ' Je suis le motherflippin ' Qui est le motherflippin ? Je suis le motherflippin ' Je suis le motherflippin ' Je suis le motherflippin ' Motherflippin '

Emir : aaa efsane ya

werethless12 : Any Beautiful Bastards here!?

Sherry Petrie : I think they are dope! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

TheKyozetteUchiha12 : I'm the muthaflippin King of Games...