Bill Burr - 2 Weeks in Hell

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I'm a cat? Stop lying. : The guy in the thumbnail looks like CGI

Tim Lewis : The hash browns thing is fake. This was a clever edit. You can see the first shot is the guy asking a question with the camera man in the front. Then the next shot is the dude answering, with cameraman behind/side. #1: You'd see the camera man in front of the guys on the second shot if this was real. #2: The guy most likely asked the dude a few questions, one of them being "What did you have for breakfast this morning?" so the dude probably answered correctly saying "Hash browns." But the editor saw a clever place to edit two questions together and made what you see there. Nothing is real anymore.

Mumba Mumba : I could do this. Especially the puking, the hash browns and the giving up part.

Tyler Jackson : And then they get shot by a dude that's never worked out in his life

GBG Balistic Warri0r : The commentary of this video is hilarious. When I went thru SFAS in 2010 we had a guy come back from a land navigation exercise with practically no pants on. He claimed that thorn bushes shredded his pants when he was trying to cross a river. Another guy lost his rubber ducky (fake m4 rifle). He knew that he was pretty much screwed so he didn't look for any more points but instead spent 4 hours making a bow and arrows out of sticks and rocks. He then spent 2 hours practicing with it because he thought that it better work if he is going to claim it as his weapon. When he got back the cadre laughed at him and told him that if he could hit a tree with his arrow from like 20 ft away they wouldn't drop him. Sure enough he was able to hit the tree and they let him continue to train. Lot of great stories from SFAS and even more from the year and a half long training pipeline after.

Rubén Pérez Reguera : I don't see any feminists fighting for equality on this.

Gary Hobbesworth : I gotta disagree with Bill on the point about letting any Green Beret into any fraternity ever. Green Beret training probably involves way less anal penetration.

MemeMasterJackal _ : I'm in the Army right now. You have to keep in mind these guys are already soldiers too. Some have been in for years and all have already gone through basic and airborne school just to get there.

Apemopo : i bet hash browns was that guy's safeword and that's just what his mind defaulted to lol

Gendo3s2k : We're supposed to believe that women can do this...

Dildo Shwaggins : Am I the only one that thought the thumbnail looked more like graphics from a PS4 or Xbox one than real life?

Jason Bradley : Veteran here.... You never know what you're capable of until you go through it.

MakerInMotion : Green Berets do a lot of training and assisting foreign troops. A lot of them have to be fluent in multiple languages. So imagine you made it through all that and they're like "Congratulations, now go get fluent in Urdu".

Ray Mack : The hardest thing about it is you don't find out that you failed until the end. You could have failed the first day and they don't tell you.

Santino - : I'm a former Marine. Drill instructors used to say if you can't handle the stress in a safe environment, how will you react when the bullets are flying? There's method to the madness.

Brian : The mental toughness and resiliency demonstrated by green berets should be respected no matter your beliefs or background. It blows my mind seeing the ignorance and insecurity of some of these commenters. Maybe consider challenging yourself once in a while to gain an appreciation for these guys.

Mike Litoris : I've heard of this one guy that stuff like this is there for one reason and one reason only: they try to break every single one of these guys and they'll only take the ones that just won't quit. Because when the shit hits the fan and you need to depend on the guy next to you to have your back, you want someone who can endure something like that and still keep on moving. I bet this is some of the worst stuff they're legally allowed to do to young men in training simply because they're trying to get as close as possible to the worst combat conditions. If you can't handle rolling over the ground of lifting a log even when it hurts, what are you going to do when you get shot? Just quit? Kudos to anyone who is willing to endure this type of torture.

J : Bill Burr, admitting he's light years away from being able to do this: feminists, a 120lb woman can do this in high heels and you're a racist homophobic sexist to claim otherwise.

Chris Weidner : Ranger school, swamp phase. A guy was standing next to a tree feeding imaginary coins into it as if it was a vending machine.

kungfuman82 : Huh. So these are the guys that Arnold Schwarzenegger eats for breakfast. Hope he checks for puke pockets first.

Ryan Schur : Pretty disgusted by all the degenerates in the comments talking shit about service members. You don't agree with the wars the US gets involved in? Fine, but don't take it out on the men and women who were just doing what they had to. I thought we were done with this shit after Vietnam.

John Doh : If you ever meet a Green Beret you are looking at a guy that can do things that, physically and mentally, 99.9% of the country just cannot do. I mean just the physical aspect of their training is beyond belief. But then you have to add in the fact that they can't be idiots either. They all have to learn another language, learn their new job (medic, engineer, weapon master, commo) and be tactically and technically proficient in all aspects of military tactics and strategies to go out and get dropped off in the middle of hell and teach a bunch of inexperienced natives how to become an effective guerilla force.

Robert St. Estephe : This is designed to oppress women. They need to lower standards by 90% so chicks can go to the top. White male heterosexuals are the essence of evil. When will this evil race/gender be eliminated?

Le Canadien : ....and transgenders want to try this?!? Lol, be my guest. #fail

Tanker XL : My cousin was a green beret.. he mostly smokes pot now. lol

Grizzly : Imagine the feeling if you completed this! You would feel invincible!

Tony, The Stark : And then soldiers go crazy. What a surprise!

Jax Turner : During land navigation an instructor hid in a tree above some mushrooms that glow-in-the-dark under our black lights, of course as soon as we noticed them my battle buddy says "wonder if they're psychedelic" and plucked one off the ground, the instructor jumped out of the tree above Rambo style and screamed "do not interact with the wildlife private!! My heart stopped for awhile. We thought we were so far off track nobody was around for miles, he was right on top of us. Everyone notices the glowing mushrooms.

Flappy McDank : SO many blithering idiots in the comments section lmao

starting over : This is why I find it offensive when people want to pretend they are a soldier.

Peedinkus : The physical stuff you can push through, but the land nav and stuff where you have to use your mind are what will get you kicked out if you are not on point. Btw, this is just the selection course. The rest of the Q Course is very looooooong (especially for 18D - SFMedic)

Mahmood Ali : from a veteran from another country, all I have is respect for those fellow soldiers.. all soldiers are soldiers and you can't help but respect the guy wearing the other uniform and think that you have more in common with him than many others who are your fellow nationals. but in the end, soldiers are soldiers and when some pig headed maniac decided they have to go fight you over something that never did and never will benefit their own country, you just tell yourself: "his politician killed him, this great man, not me.

GauntLife : Ya, that's 2 weeks of hell. But there's an exit if need be. Hell is illustrated better in a documentary called "Under the Sun". A candid glimpse into the lives of communist ruled North Koreans during a Government funded propaganda campaign in which the director of the film captured unfiltered, natural day-to-day insanity in-between shoots when the camera was said to be off. It may be a hard watch for those who don't like subtitles and slow paced docudrama, but if you are interested in seeing the stunning contrast of how other people in our world are living compared to ourselves, it's worth a watch. It may also make you question why America and it's allies have opted to abandon it's once rampant opposition to communism and focus it's efforts on invading Middle Eastern countries, which pose no real threat to anyone, and disrupting their everyday lives in a more profound way than any terrorist cell ever did. Or, it might just make you say 'better them than me".

worldlove101 love101 : train them to go die so a few people could have more wealth n power

theMike97_ : i think everybody misunderstands the point of military training.... its not because you absolutely need to be able to perform all of these physical feats when you fight. Its mental rape. Its all about making damn sure that the people who are green berets or marsoc or army rangers or navy seals or what have you are the absolute cream of the crop and have the mental fortitude to get the job done. I'm sure half of us could do 75% of the work a special forces soldier does, but tldr, there is a reason why iraqi soldiers flee like cowards and us soldiers (unless you're bowe bergdahl) stand their ground and fight.

Eric Powell : Bill Burr should narrate every documentary

Fleet JJ : Do you know where you are right now .? - uh.. hash browns.? Well damn..

J Hoff : Bill Burr, this is fantastic, I love your commentary! I attended SFAS in May 1992- roster #144. There are too many stories to relate here but it was indeed an insane time. People would ask me for advice before going and literally the only advice guaranteed to allow you to finish is Don't Quit, Don't Get Hurt. I will tell one story though. At the very end. We cleaned out the huts at Camp MacKall and packed our ratty, broken down, and well used gear and were loaded onto trucks to return to the COSCOM area back on Ft Bragg. No one knew anything or what would happen next. Once there, it seemed like a long time of milling around while the cadre were organizing whatever it was that was coming next. We understood that at anytime we could get hit with another event or task or test so no one was relaxed. Finally, we were called into a formation and they began calling out roster numbers. "If your number was called, fall out of the formation and get in line over "there"". And the numbers started getting called in random order so you couldn't relax even if the numbers called were higher than yours. No one knew if getting called was good or bad and as the amount of numbers called continued to grow it started to sink in that perhaps you wanted your number called. When it was all over, we had about 2/3rds in formation and 1/3 separated. We were called to attention and faced left and marched away from the formation area and around the corner. We stopped in front of another building on another street. The cadre left and we were left alone looking at one another like wtf!? Finally someone came out and started giving us some new directions, when someone in the formation yelled out- "Come on! Did we make it or not?" Then the cracked a wry smile, looked up from his clipboard at us and said- "yeah, you made it." Oh, What a feeling that was!

Nathan Hackey : Ranger School. They loved using log PT to weed out the weak. Our group of 8 dropped ours and broke the foot of the soldier up front. He still didn't want to quit...the medic made him leave.

John Crafton : You never know what you're capable of doing until you're pushed to do it. These guys already finished boot camp and some form of advanced infantry training. It's not like they went from the streets to this. One thing I found from being in the military is that I had no idea what my limits were. Seriously. You think you're at your limit, you're pushed further, and then you find yourself well past your preconceived notions.

Sloth55Chunk : I eat Green Berets for breakfast

Eno On : I'll watch the show when there's bill's commentary available in the audio options on every single episode.

Maltese Falcon : Where are the feminists? Aren't they upset that no women are included in this recruitment? Oh wait , of course they aren't equality in the board rooms is what matters.

Edwin El Magico : Dude this is breaking people beyond repair. Damaging them and glorifying it. This country is really fucked sometimes.

Snow : After training for BUD/S. I will never say anything is impossible. I used to have trouble going up a flight a stairs. Now if I don't run 40 miles a week, at least (with an occasional marathon run every few weeks)... I don't feel comfortable. I mean hell, while running I don't feel comfortable, it kicks my ass every time, but I keep on suffering through. Once your body TRULY suffers, once you're truly pushing past your limits. That's the moment you realize your potential is infinite. You are your own worst enemy, conquer yourself and you'll conquer the world. If you have EVER wanted to join any Special Operations units. Or even if you just want to run in a marathon, whatever your goals and ambitions are. Stop wasting time and do it NOW. STOP making excuses for EVERYTHING. If nobody believes you. I will.

Robert cekay : and people say millennials are soft, go tell that to these guys

R0gue0ne : I hope the public gets it what it means to be ELITE. You are in a herd. One of a thousand herds. Every now and then a wolf is made. This is selection. But the good news is...this wolf is ON YOUR TEAM. Pat him on the back. He'll die for your rights and freedoms. He won't even think twice. Every face in this video wants to serve. Say thank you.

R Singh : just to show you how much mental strength is alot more important than physical.

Octavio Rodriguez-Ortiz : Brainwashing at its finest; voluntarily.

Avenger Ground : They should have him observe the smu delta/ranger recon regiment selection. LMAO. I know sfas is 3 weeks now as well.. But image the him watching the delta candidates thatmade it through the rucking over extremely arduous mountains and land over longer and longer distances daily with heavier and heavier weight in the rucks daily while being timed . Not to mention if by devine intervention you pass the board/psycological exam and go onto the operators course that is still another 6-8 months (I think) of learning all of the skills you have to learn and only 1/2 or less pass the o course.And then you still have to give it your all every day or get dropped Not to mention that the learning of new skills never ends.