Jordan B. Peterson reads you a bedtime story

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advancedlamb : the burger king way of making it sound was a little better

Ned Jeffery : Your Peterson impression is amazing! The timing and little stumbles are spot on.

Rationalific : This is still great, but not quite up to the level of the Burger King one, which could fool pretty much anyone. I think you may be trying a bit too hard with this one, especially the extra stress (like "so WHAT are we gonna DO?") on certain words (which you did perfectly in the Burger King one, but is done a bit too harshly here). Also, I find that the more technical and jargon-filled vocabulary makes for better impressions (and the Burger King one had more of that). If you had the Burger King script written for you, see if you can team up with that person again. I think you can really become popular for your Jordan Peterson impressions. Just don't turn your impression into an impression. Keep it real, and you'll be fine, as you're still the best one out there that I've ever heard.

Weightlifted : this was great the first one was legendary. uncanny to the point of being surreal

Funaru : You should ask Freedom Toons for a collab - he's done some videos with a halfly decent Peterson impression in them but nothing can beat yours! His Shapiro is on point though, so this would be a perfect combination. :)

Sweenz Seven : The Three Little Pigs is a powerful verbal tradition carrying the traditional, subconscious awareness of world cultures throughout a millennia to clean your room.

Mr.Pat : The first impression was better.

J FU : Lmao the ending was the best. Oh are you asleep? Aha gotcha

Gabriel Alfaia : I mean, they are pigs... That's no joke,man.

Christian Wilson : Damn this is very impressive. Bruh do Joe Rogan and it'll be a hit. Or Ben Shapiro. Or whatever you want, this stuff is great keep on keepin on

Swipei Kool : Attack like this, with your foot out

Spideysenses67 : This was so close to being accurate that it is scary.

Jim Crow : Very nice, though it seemed like you lost your mental image a few times. This is a bit different from his usual though so it's harder hold on to.

Pyagrl*16 : I'll have to stop listening to this and resume in the morning. Everyone's asleep and I want to scream after every sentence, this is so brilliant.

Chuu Etteck My R : Dude you need to do an hour long bit on this idea XD

Caleb Pearl : I'm crying with laughter. This is going to hit 10 million views.

Peter Johnson : "Is that a product from single motherhood you ask? The pigs search for their father but they find the wolf. The wolf represents the GULAGs which are the archetypcal structure of my home. My wife won't stop telling me what to do which castrated me in early childhood, methaphoricaly speaking, like the pigs. It was hard. So damn hard being a child in Canada and if you read about the GULAGs you know because you have the communist party which are my mother-in-law, my wife and now my daughter and poor castrated me . As you know Carl Jung once said in his famous book "The cure for faggots" that castration is the only sure path to salvation methaphoricaly speaking. That's why I became Kermit the Frog because I met my wife before reaching puberty and she did what she knows best - castration. And that's when you realize you have the potential to be something. You can't be Peter Pan forever and you become Kermit. Bloody Kermit for God's sake! And it is not easy. I can tell you because I've been a clinical psychologist for over 30 years and a patient with mental health issues for over 40. The moment I stopped taking my pills they called me from the University of Toronto. I had the needed level of retardation to teach in UT but I asked them about the GULAGs and they told me that communism has ended. I realized that I can get much more money and even save as much by not taking my Xanax." -Peter Jordonson ( Jordan Peterson's DID persona)

Tony Hope : Spot on man. I mean seriously.


Traplover7 : It would be mad funny if you said things that's the opposite of JP's ideology in his voice lmao

Nessie Andrew : I can image his gestures too.

John Constantine : Aha. Gotcha! This is fantastic.

Maceo Gray : lol

Mitchell Gillett : I think one thing missing from your impression is the kind of frog in the throat quality of his voice, like he needs to clear his throat but never does

Ryan Morris : omg crying laughing

Stephen Lynx : The burger king one sounds better, IMO.

A R : Ill be a regular now see you next vid

Joshua Bailey : Ha, gotcha!

Dislocated Thumb : Three Little Gibs

Mitch D : This is gold!

Mystline : he first one blew my mind. this one was a little rushed, but still impressive.

Mindy Schaper : Excellent script and acting.

Ryan Task : Jesus Christ this is fantastic

Daniel McBrearty : too good :-)

Šnicla Pupusa : How about *that*

John Smith : you are my favorite human

Ed Parry : amazing!!!

Lalalove You : This is killing me 😂 Thank you 🙏

D : Very good. Please. Someone tweet it to the man himself.

Gary Parker : Hahaha! These are fantastic!

Null and Void : Please do more of these, good lord

Ryan Morris : Do red lobster!!!!!

SilverArse : The metaphor is about toughening up your mental exterior. So that when the wolf of criticism attempts to blow down your ideologies, they are and therefore you are capable of withstanding them.

Eagle Random : It's very good impersonation but I think HORRATIO Cary is better

Tony Dinh : Scaffolding. A-ha! Gotchu.

BJ Hamaker : This was magnificent. Thank you.

Blaine Bowden : Wow man.. just wow lol I’m dying

Dave : you can use “and we’ll just put that on the side for now.” Says that when he wants to present an idea but not dive into it

sabyasachi nayak : Thri leetle peegs.

Zodiac Sauce : yes more! dude this trips me out how good it is