The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch)

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Lauris Beinerts : Check out the new episodes of The Expert: Square Project! http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp1 http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 http://bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3

Jake Reason : My heart goes out to all the Andersons of the world. Because of your sacrifice, we get to live comfortable lives. Thank you.

Sylvia Else : The expert's salary is the lowest of any in the meeting.

Jimmy Murray : So what exactly is stopping us from doing this? Geometry. Just ignore it.

Sergius Master : Please, fix title - it is not sketch, it is documentary

Happy Magane : I think they should make this film longer, but in a form of a kitten.

erinpilla : This happens a lot with us. The people above keep making decisions and they don't even know how to do what needs to be done hahaha and when we explain it to them the limitations and what we can achieve, they go like "it's impossible?". I dunno. This video is disturbing for me and kinda triggered some anxiety attacks

Trent Franklin : I've been in this place. I've seen these things. I've worked with these people. "I'm an expert."

AriaCass : http://img1.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/full/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BE%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0-%D0%9D%D0%B5-%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B5-%D0%BA%D1%82%D0%BE-%D0%B2-%D1%82%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%B5-%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%82-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B9%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%82-%D1%8D%D0%BA%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82-2734907.jpeg

SomeRandomIdiot : I literally just had a meeting like this TODAY, me and a CAD guy struggled to explain that 2D line drawings of a product can not be rotated for a 3D view to the general manager of the company. I swear these people, these meetings, they exist, they happen, they STILL happen, and this video should be mandatory viewing for everyone everywhere in the entire world.

Max Fiedler : wow i just wanted to watch some youtube after coming home but why do i feel like i'm back at work again

Lauris Beinerts : I can do absolutely anything!

gghelis : "I don't know anything about this, you're a specialist. Please tell me how it is done" "It is done like this" "I disagree"

The Sage's Apprentice : A room full of overpaid and useless idiots with only one intelligent man in the room constantly arguing common sense solutions. Sounds like an executive meeting...

CapitalCheese : This video just raised my blood pressure. Thumbs up for the realism!

Noah McArthur : This is the point where the expert should ask, "Why do you want it this way?" Then the client usually gives an answer that tells the expert what they really want and then he can help them achieve their real goal instead of putting tons of resourses into something the client only thought they wanted. Here's an example, "Why do you want some of the lines to be drawn with green and some with transparent ink?" "Well, because we've found that our customers like things that are green and transparent." "Drawing red lines with green and transparent ink would be really difficult and we would waste a lot of resources trying to achieve such a goal. Might I recommend having all of the red lines drawn with red ink and then add some green lines to be drawn with green ink and some transparent lines to be drawn with transparent ink." "Ok, that sound sounds perfectly reasonable." Asking, "Why," doesn't always work out like this, but when it does it saves a lot of stress and resourses

Carl Bailey : I went for an interview at that company, problem was they wanted me to start last Tuesday.

Евгений Вагапов : To draw 7 perpendicular lines you should get 7 dimensional world. When cross them in one point. To draw 7 red lines with green and transparent ink we can use several artificial languages in which green and transparent mean red in english.

Nyonics : This is why I have exactly zero respect for MBA's, anyone in administration, and business people in general. They are literally stupid and counterproductive.

ChaosNe0 : Something I haven't read in the comments that far: Why not redefining the fancy words the customers THINK they use correctly? If they think lines don't have to be straight, just go with it. Explain it in the requirements documentation, let them sign it and Boom, they fucked themselves. Requirement Engineering, baby!

TBK : Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Kyle Li : Just draw 10 purple lines parallel to each other and call it a day

Justin : This sketch is Comedy Gold for anyone that has been in a similar situation.

Cameron Christensen : Dang, this video stressed me out.

I'm the captain now : Basically they dont know what theyre doing and depend on people that know what theyre doing to just say yes otherwise eveyrone loses their jobs. Too many middlemen nowadays that leech from the worker.

ZuRriX : Damn, this was frustrating to watch.

eagle Tang : I remember one of my client told me to draw a “elegant and bright black.”

Daryl Allen : I watch this skit everyday! thanks for making this. I shared it on my Linkedin account, it didn't get many likes, LMAO!

dgimpossibleman : Pretty accurate, if you realize this is an exceptional expert in two ways: he is trying to be agreeable, and he is good at communicating. This does not happen a lot when you are in IT circles!

modex20 : i am a developer and this sketch triggers me

Potato : 2018....I watch this after every meeting, if there wasn't for this video I would kill myself long time ago

darkora : Eugh, I've been in too many conversations like this before *shudders*

Jadon Cramer : Overeducated, underexperienced. Everytime

shmelmafinga : I tried my hand at consulting. Now I'm a plumber.

ArgentOrangeOK : As an engineer, I eventually learned to just agree with them and then did whatever actually needed to be done- knowing they'd never even know the difference.

Egidio Caprino : True in the software industry

in.searchofexcel : Surely he can do anything.....😂

Wayne Mitchell : I feel sorry for the poor expert here. It's like he has been locked in a room with a bunch of SJWs on the extreme left. 🤪

Aussie Valiant : This is almost too painful to watch. It is funny, but it is also a little too close to reality. So many highly paid f#$%wits out there doing just this.

mission liao : After the end, everyone gets promoted, except the Expert.

kamran102 : Sounds a bit like the climate debate

sol origami : This is such hilarious.. Lol.. Love ur channel.

Jonney Shih : 3 lines can be perpendicular to each other in 3D space. Does that mean 7 lines can be perpendicular to each other in a 7 dimensional space?

William Ableman : And that's exactly why, as a Graphic Designer, I don"t do Logos or any graphic designing for anybody anymore. I wanted to add, I have run into these types of people (I could tell you stories), who seem to know what they want and act like they know how to do it. My question is -- Then why don't they do it themselves?!

Do you like my Nickname? I've made you waste 5 sec : This is not comedy, this is corporate life.

dtiydr : And this STILL represent a very sane, productive and good meeting compared to some I have been on..

Owneador1337 : I'm an engineer. We "experts" should organize to exterminate these people, honestly.

Bassam salim : If I were in his shoes I would have left the job.

Viggen : trump's cabinet meeting

gavsmith1980 : This is how educated people feel when confronted with evolution deniers and flat earthers.