George Carlin: Pro Life, Abortion, And The Sanctity Of Life
In light of Alabamas recently passed abortion ban i think George Carlin said it best

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Bobbnoxious : "Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." Carlin logic at its most ferociously pointed.

Brian Hamilton : Carlin was a stand up philosopher. 

Brian Cicio : "You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you?" LMMFAO!!!

David Rosenblatt : Boy, do we ever need this guy today!

trexguy : If men had babies you would see 24hour abortion clinics with big neon signs.

Josh Westover : Close to 20 years later and it's still as true as it ever was.

Pokestevers : Who's here after some states decided to ban abortion

Lena Krones : "not every ejaculation deserves a name" touché.

Stephanie Smith : "Why don't you just give birth, then give up the kid for adoption?" "Yes, make a woman suffer nine months with mood swings, morning sickness, lack of balanced, hindered ability to perform basic tasks, taking off work, paying heaps of money for doctor appointments, terrible breakouts, etc. etc, just so she can go through hours of labor in excruciating pain to bring this child into the world, then give it up for adoption - which in itself is a long, tedious thing to do - where it will wonder all its life why its mother did not want or love it and perhaps have trust/attachment issues - all the while having worn down and left scars on the woman's body." OR the woman could simply choose to remove a cluster of cells from her body and avoid all of this.

Jorge Segnini Aguirre : "Catholics (which I was, until I reached the age of REASON)..." That line takes the cake.

JPMcFly1985_#Bernie2020 : George was 20 years ahead of his time, it's an injustice to call his material "standup comedy" (although he did that when he was younger), but by the 90s he was a brilliant social commentator. I wish he were still around to rip on modern teabaggers and stuff in the news!

Transcended Minds Ⓥ : " They're all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you're born, you're on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don't want to know about you. They don't want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you're preborn, you're fine; if you're preschool, you're fucked." --George Carlin This was amaazingggg..

mjparthum : Who else is here because of Alabama?

Where In The World Is Agent Orange's Tax Returns : I love how CONservatives are always bitching about government interfering in people's lives, and yet here they are trying to tell a woman what she can and can't do with HER body.

Giordan Diodato : Just a reminder: He's the same guy who narrated Thomas the Tank Engine back in the day.

Aaron Gentry : Life is sacred? Who said so? God? Hey, if you read history you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death

Mental Gear : not every ejaculation deserves a name - pretty much me to any politician

Apex Ace : "How come when it's us, it's an abortion, and when it's a chicken, it's an omelette?" -George Carlin

TranzdemikSingr : I saw a group of abortion protesters the other day and I tried to reason with them. I realized my time would be better spent having a nice debate about politics with a fire hydrant.

EJSVideo : This is so fucking brilliant. It's so true and meaningful you forget it's comedy because it's simply the damn truth. Carlin will always be one of the greats.

Michael Leukofzo : These Christian pro-lifers value life so much that they're willing to kill for it.

drmanhattans balls : chickens are decent people.

Alicja Łais : "Not every ejaculation deserves a name" :D

Genaro Cuellar : After reading the comments, abortions should be mandatory.

Louise Hichisson : Prophetic - 'They're not Pro-Life, they're Anti-Women'

Deryl Aduda : Watching this after a week that has been dominated by Abortion debate in May 2019. Very relevant

Unknown Stranger : Awe he pissed off the conservatives. You can tell by all the dislikes this video has. I wonder what he would think about the alt right movement and Milo.

Andre B : The Pro-Life position; "We care deeply about human fetuses, but if you don't agree with our positions, we'll freaking murder you."

Neha : George Carlin's views on so many of the controversial issues that still plague our society today were much too ahead of his time. You can't help but be affected by his commentary in some way!

Muppio : God damn i love this beautiful bastard.

Eddu Pastelle : We still needed you George, so much.   RIP

Mando Pando : oh george...miss you

Ethan Latinum : “Conservatives want live babies so they can grow up to be dead soldiers.” Possibly the greatest line in his entire career.

Ohem F. Gee : So who else is here after Georgia and Alabama decided to return to the 19th century?

novaWRX : God I wish he was still around and running for office instead of these asshats

DanaLovesYeshua Liberal Antiabort : I am a Christian, I believe that life begins at implantation, and I am prochoice. Women have the right to choose whether they give birth, Forced birth is violence against women.

the Celtic Crone : Pathetically STILL True!!!!

Vinny C. : Seriously, George Carlin would be SICKENED by the Alabama bill.

Ryan W. Featherston : Pro-lifers aren't really so much pro-life as they are more like pro-fetus.

Noah Howard : To all pro-lifers: Let's consider, for a moment, that a fetus is actually a person. Let's assume that argument is correct. Abortion should still be legal. Currently, under the law, the state cannot force you to donate organs, blood, or any other part of your body, even if someone else's life depends on it. So, even if a fetus is a person, it's still utilizing the woman's body. The woman has the right to deny access to her body from the fetus, under current law. The fetus dying is not her problem.

Kristi Yagwit : If you want to bring all fetuses into the world then line up to support them financially (18 years); including the mother through pregnancy and birth. Tone changes when they become your responsibility. Abortion shouldn't be a form of birth control, but if the mother has no stability, then a child shouldn't have to live through that. Adoption screamers: If that works then why are so many in foster care?

Yoruichi The Extra Terrestrial : It's a sad state of affairs when comedians (one that's been dead for ten years at that) make more sense than 99% of politicians *AND* political pundits.

NightHealer 8284 : Watching this in response to the heartbeat bills

FreedomFighter2112 : Spot on!!!

Sara Marsh : Oh George, I had to share this again, thanks to Alabama, Ohio, Georgia, Kentucky, Missipppi......"they're not pro-life, they're anti-woman" was never more correct to the men that continue to prove they don't value women. Thank you, George, for not being one of the many white men that has my heart full of rage lately.

katkowalski314 : So sad he died

Marc Gr : Alabama republicans brought me here.

Sage J : "Name six ways we're better than chicken."

LucasLand : "God is the leading cause of deaths"