George Carlin - advertising and bull shit

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George Carlin - pretty much explains it all.


TheKrensada : George Carlin was being serious. he only disguised it as humor.

Cookie Monster™ : I can't be the only one who heard that ONE GUY laughing...

Gabriel Feldman : "This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal." Enough said. That quote sums it all up.

Sgt. Pepper : A classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket flashlight. One of Carlin's greatest bits

seattwa : I was always amazed how he could remember and deliver his "lists"! Just like he's reading a monitor!

Vito C : The first two and a half minutes were glorious. How does he remember all that?

George Papageorgakis : “The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.” ― Elena Gorokhova, A Mountain of Crumbs

Matt Fusiek : "No cash? No problem." The way he says it is perfect.

Ivor Biggun : Probably the most intelligent American I have ever seen.

Mista StealyoBooks : This man left such a great legacy.  

Jon theGreat : This should be mandatory material on every school, I would love to see how the advertising industry reacts.

Eric Lux : he loves you, and he needs money.

mr. jinks : He must have rehearsed hours and hours to so easily rattle off those lists. His cadence and patterns of putting the words together just right is genius. A maestro of using language.

f2a Finito : Gorge Carlin why did u have to go?

Vanuatoo : He's all powerful and wise, just can't handle money :)

Olympic-88 : Anyone listening to George for the first time will soon realize that this guy is not to let in oblivion. Think of your favorite philosopher of the ancient times and now compare George! The only difference is that George does hell of a good job by making people laugh with his Philosophy!   Rest In Peace! 

KerayZ : He really was a genius. RIP George

Hugo Palian : Who put a dolphin in the audience ffs i thought i had a wierd laugh.

Gilles Tremblay : Well, Monty Python may have conceived The Funniest Joke in the World, but George Carlin came out with The Perfect Killing Phrase of All Times: "But he loves you!"

seth mcconnell : I love the way he says "Unzips his pants.....and services the account" LMAO

zotharr : The biges bs though is that ppl listen to this, have a good laugh, then return to every day life without any changes whatsoever

Kobe M : Man this never gets old..

Aakash Pandita : "In-fact, this country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal."

Syed Mahmood : No other person could describe so accurately the business world of USA.

Ivan olivas : I know America is not the only capitalist country,but can we change the national anthem to this 0:04 to 2:25

Karmain V : We need more people like George Carlin and Frank Zappa!!

Mark Porter : He was always my favorite comedian. R.i P carlin. We miss you

The Cowboy : "But he loves you. He loves you... and he needs money! He's all knowing, all powerful, just not great with money."

Jay Rosen : It's amazing when you realize that Carlin didn't get past the ninth grade! Ironically, the recipient of a Catholic education!

Matthew Frederick : This should be the highest viewed video on YouTube but it won't ever be that. Bullshit holds the top 100 spots. Truth.

CeraisianAlchemist : "That's why they re-elected Clinton." ....AND THEN WE TRIED TO ELECT HIS WIFE, GEORGE!!

Rostislav Banin : Best 10 minutes of comedy ever. Period.

IamCrazyChris : Imagine a world filled with nothing but George Carlin people....there wouldn't be any war, nobody would die of hunger, nobody would be a slave all his life for minimum wage .....

Chris VanKula : George Carlin has no equal. I love Richard Pryor. Not apples to apples, but Carlin is the king.

Tim Russell : So have to forward this to my Ass wipe of a boss - tell him how it is - dare me ?

xikarra : this one definitely is Carlin's masterpiece

Margo Gadet : This is one of his best bits. So good.

pas9ify : This is by far the best version of this I've seen. "Except in Indiana" hilarious.

JasonJason210 : Pity he is not still alive, because there's a lot more shit around now than when this was recorded. We got Windows 8 and 10 now.

Steven Gordon : Beautiful. This is EXACTLY why I use Adblock, listen to an mp3 player in the vehicle, and flip the channels on TV. I am so SICK of commercialism. God Bless George Carlin.

scissors65 : not only is church expensive;but it's a dangerous place to be these days.

Richard E : 2019 This is so relevant. Will still be in 2119. RIP George...sorely missed.

hifijohn : a perfect take on religion

Stefan Sharak : He’s like a foul mouth Dr. Seuss that doesn’t rhyme. RIP.

Gavin FreedomLover : He loves you and he needs money :)

NexisFilms : Ah, back when we complained about ... CLINTON ! Good times, no more .

mindless monk : The B.S. is at an all time high

Eddy A : George Carlin - pretty much explains it all

tapolna : Carlin's father was the advertising manager of a newspaper His only formal education was in Catholic schools, which, as all Catholic schools, taught religion ... And you thought he was just joking?