George Carlin - advertising and bull shit

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Sgt. Pepper : A classic, deluxe, custom, designer, luxury, prestige, high quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket flashlight. One of Carlin's greatest bits

Carlo Roma : Telling truth is more funny than telling a joke!

TheKrensada : George Carlin was being serious. he only disguised it as humor.

Cookie Monster™ : I can't be the only one who heard that ONE GUY laughing...

Gabriel Feldman : "This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal." Enough said. That quote sums it all up.

George Papageorgakis : “The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.” ― Elena Gorokhova, A Mountain of Crumbs

seattwa : I was always amazed how he could remember and deliver his "lists"! Just like he's reading a monitor!

Vito C : The first two and a half minutes were glorious. How does he remember all that?

Matt Fusiek : "No cash? No problem." The way he says it is perfect.

Mista StealyoBooks : This man left such a great legacy.  

Tim Russell : So have to forward this to my Ass wipe of a boss - tell him how it is - dare me ?

Eric Lux : he loves you, and he needs money.

srg914 : He must have rehearsed hours and hours to so easily rattle off those lists. His cadence and patterns of putting the words together just right is genius. A maestro of using language.

Ivor Biggun : Probably the most intelligent American I have ever seen.

Olympic-88 : Anyone listening to George for the first time will soon realize that this guy is not to let in oblivion. Think of your favorite philosopher of the ancient times and now compare George! The only difference is that George does hell of a good job by making people laugh with his Philosophy!   Rest In Peace! 

zotharr : The biges bs though is that ppl listen to this, have a good laugh, then return to every day life without any changes whatsoever

f2a Finito : Gorge Carlin why did u have to go?

Gilles Tremblay : Well, Monty Python may have conceived The Funniest Joke in the World, but George Carlin came out with The Perfect Killing Phrase of All Times: "But he loves you!"

Jon theGreat : This should be mandatory material on every school, I would love to see how the advertising industry reacts.

Aakash Pandita : "In-fact, this country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal."

Vanuatoo : He's all powerful and wise, just can't handle money :)

CeraisianAlchemist : "That's why they re-elected Clinton." ....AND THEN WE TRIED TO ELECT HIS WIFE, GEORGE!!

Hugo Palian : Who put a dolphin in the audience ffs i thought i had a wierd laugh.

KerayZ : He really was a genius. RIP George

Karmain V : We need more people like George Carlin and Frank Zappa!!

seth mcconnell : I love the way he says "Unzips his pants.....and services the account" LMAO

Ivan olivas : I know America is not the only capitalist country,but can we change the national anthem to this 0:04 to 2:25

The Cowboy : "But he loves you. He loves you... and he needs money! He's all knowing, all powerful, just not great with money."

IamCrazyChris : Imagine a world filled with nothing but George Carlin people....there wouldn't be any war, nobody would die of hunger, nobody would be a slave all his life for minimum wage .....

JasonJason210 : Pity he is not still alive, because there's a lot more shit around now than when this was recorded. We got Windows 8 and 10 now.

Jay Rosen : It's amazing when you realize that Carlin didn't get past the ninth grade! Ironically, the recipient of a Catholic education!

Steven Gordon : Beautiful. This is EXACTLY why I use Adblock, listen to an mp3 player in the vehicle, and flip the channels on TV. I am so SICK of commercialism. God Bless George Carlin.

Mark Porter : He was always my favorite comedian. R.i P carlin. We miss you

Syed Mahmood : No other person could describe so accurately the business world of USA.

Chris VanKula : George Carlin has no equal. I love Richard Pryor. Not apples to apples, but Carlin is the king.

Turd Furgesin : America basically cut the middle man out. In stead of The businessmen lobbying for their candidates we put them straight in the White House. So we're basically just buying our bullshit directly from the distributor.

hifijohn : a perfect take on religion

Rostislav Banin : Best 10 minutes of comedy ever. Period.

Kobe M : Man this never gets old..

M Stephens : Simply stated, the man is a genius.  I said "is" b/c George Carlin will always be with us/  Just to memorize his 2+ minute ramble about sales/advertising terms, is an accomplishment.  RIP, George.  (Or as he may have said, "I'm not resting in peace...I'm fucking DEAD!")  I love you, Mr. Carlin. I believe most of us do.

Majestic World : At 4:48 he could have been describing Trump. If George Carlin were here today he'd have SO much material his head would explode.

pas9ify : This is by far the best version of this I've seen. "Except in Indiana" hilarious.

MyGuitarTwerks : exactly why i dont like either hillary or trump

Stefan Sharak : He’s like a foul mouth Dr. Seuss that doesn’t rhyme. RIP.

Eddy A : George Carlin - pretty much explains it all

scissors65 : not only is church expensive;but it's a dangerous place to be these days.

xikarra : this one definitely is Carlin's masterpiece

Gavin FreedomLover : He loves you and he needs money :)

Van Doesselaere Willem : Like to hear him about Trump .........

mindless monk : The B.S. is at an all time high