What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?
What If English Were Phonetically Consistent

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please stop : Me, at the beginning of this video: what’s with the captions? Me, halfway through the video: oh okay, I see

Aleqs Gecko : Me: Speaks English Friend: WoW wHat lanGuAge is thAT? Me: *evily smiles*

Zninja 1162 : For a second I thought you had an accent that I didn't notice at first, then I realized what you were doing πŸ˜† Also, mad respect. I can barely speak English as it is. You basically learned a new language just for this video. πŸ‘

sarah lynn : this makes me appreciate everyone who learned english as a second language round of applause to you all

Beautiful leaves : I got confused midway through, I was like wait what happened to his voice...ohhhhh

Anton Renfors : I want to see the script for this video. The spelling towards the end must be an absolute brain meltdown

Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 : and in one video, you've learned why so many foreign speakers struggle with English. It's not the words, it's the phonetics.

Keeping Up With Core 3 : "this vow-eel can produce-ee these-ee sounds"

koopaflower : Imagine listening to this while high or on drugs in general QUICK SOMEONE TRY IT IM NOT A SMOKER

Mauri Mendes : Sounds like a Scottish pirate lived in Jamaica for a couple of years and retired to Ireland to become a poet.

Joe 2.0 : It gets progressively less comprehensible as it goes on and it made me laugh.

Mar : Welcome back to another episode of " Why is this in my recommendations? "

Rebecca Alderstorm : He sounds like if an Italian and a French tried to have a conversation in English, both not knowing the language

*Frnkn shw : Actually this is kinda what at least three of my English teachers sounded like in Mexico

Jeff Couture : β€œPro-non-see-awe-shuns”. Also this hurts my brain. I feel like something broke

Colin Hirschberg : This video sounded surreal. It felt like I was suffering from a stroke that distorted my perception of the sounds of words.

churcho : you know when you see a video in your recommendation and you're like "wow that seems really boring" but you regret saying it a minute into the video

Lauren Edwards : 3 ads I couldn't skip before watching this video .-.

Leo L.J. : 1:26 ''Likeyβ€œ... me likey likey likey, me likey likey likey, dugeun dugeun dugeun... heart heartπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Luise Naa : There's a Scott, a German and a Frenchman. Who do you want to be? Aaron: *YES*

1234567890 subs with no vids?!? : Some of it sounds like someone trying to speak mandarin

John Derat : Me: Speak with english accent dude: *american accent* Me: I said the real english ! dude: *english accent* Me: I SAID THE REAL ENGLISH GODDAMNIT !! dude: 2:34 Me: Perfection.

Evan Sokolson : Scottish or Italian? Who cares. It’s made in PowerPoint

Gary Cunningham : What if whoever posted this vid actually learnt to speak English before talking about it!

LK : Sounds like a Germanic French Pirate attempting an Irish accent but ends up doing an English accent that half way gives up and turns into a Swedish accent.

danilov114 : Sounds just about right... Now we can summon some Imps...

itsSaal _ : I disliked this video at first for some reason. I actually like this vid. l laughed through the whole vidπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Jimmi K : Whell that explains Canadian, Jamaican and Norwegian. Combined.

Spring Bloom : So, basically, like Latin... or how English probably sounds to non-English speakers.

Bam Bam : U just accidentally summoned a dragon with that Shakespeare's quote

snark : i cant tell if he has some accent or is enunciating pronunciations

MindDrift : Thanks. This helped me crack the Voynich manuscript. The guy wrote in phoenicion.

Stargarden : Phonetically consistent English = Swedish + French

Jasc Random : It sounds like a Germanic Elvish language.

Joshua Franklin : How was this only four minutes, I feel like i had a stroke.

【くま】【しろ】 : He sounded English in the start then he started to sound French

Carry 2Go : I used to read English somewhat like this when I first started to learn the language lmao πŸ˜‚

Yuki Hotta : All of a sudden he is a Dutch trying to speak French in an Italian accent

Matt Cope : Likey, Deviatey......what language is this guy speaking? His pronunciation is bizarre....

kabenitezguy : Sounds like a Scottish person speaking Germ-glish who has lived in Jamica for the last couple of years

Alex Adams : Ive never seen β€œhiccoughed” and im english

The Other Side : *When the video started, I understood what he was trying to say but when he changed pronunciations, I thought a different audio was playing from my phone as I'm watching the video.*

Charles Mulherin : Knock knock... Who's there?... The English language... πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Teho 0 : It sounds almost like Jar Jar Binks learning German

Marissa Hultman : This sounds like sim characters talking to themselves

Thomas Hughes : That dazed look on the face of a Student of English as a second language when I explain that sometimes even two native speaker of English don't understand each other. Hu is on first, Watt is on second and Ida Noe is on third? Yes, Hu is on first.

Kanjo : he sounds like hes a scot trying to speak english with a german accent

Failed at making a sandwich : This sounds like Runforthecube.

Fantasic Fables : Teach me how to talk like this so I can confuse people. πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘πŸ˜‚