Steamed Hams But It's The Confrontation From Les Misérables
Steamed Hams But Its The Confrontation From Les Miserables

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Memes amirite? Support me/get mp3s at: Produced and performed by RelaxWithMe. Based on "The Confrontation" by Claude-Michel Schönberg and Herbert Kretzmer from the musical "Les Misérables". Lyrics: Chalmers: Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Chalmers: Myeah. Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ha ha ha, Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Chalmers: Ah- Skinner: Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh- Oh.That isn't smoke. By god, It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm mmmm. Steamed clams. Chalmers: (Grunts) Skinner: Whew. Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams? Skinner:Yes. It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Uh, what region? Skinner: Uh, upstate New York. Chalmers: Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. Chalmers:You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. Chalmers: For steamed hams. Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? Skinner: Aurora Borealis. Chalmers: Uh- Chalmers: Aurora Borealis, here? Aurora, at this time of year? Aurora, at this time of day? And in this part of the country? Localized entirely within your room of cookery? I must gaze behind that door May I see it then, Seymour? Skinner: Believe of me what you will. There is a duty I’m sworn to do. You know nothing of the lights. They’re a hazard to your eyes! I am warning you, SuperIntendant. I have stronger eyes by far. Skinner’s Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Skinner: No. Skinner: And this I swear to you tonight. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. Skinner: The aurora will live within my care. Chalmers: But I must say. Skinner: And I’ll endure the Northern Lights. Skinner & Chalmers: I swear to you, you (I) steam a good ham. Skinner’s Mother: Help! Help!


Daniel Escobar : The line between shitposting and art is very blurry, and it looks like this is right in the center of it.


Yacob Gugsa : Red, the color of angry superintendents

Stokes A : Just as Victor Hugo always intended.

Gaelith Whitemane : At first: "Well, this is pretty good, but it's not mind-blowing-" And then aurora borealis.

Officer Milky : I was really skeptical anyone making a steamed hams meme involving their own voice, let alone in song, could pull this off, but by God, you turned this into something magnificent.

MarkProductions : This is way too good I'm calling the police

Schaffrillas Productions : This was absolutely incredible.

TEHSMISH : I will see the Borealis, this I swear by the stars

Spunky Animations : I always wondered why the book Les Misérables was made into a musical. Now I know why.

Comrade Irelandball : God has joined the sever *_permanently_*

Chris Axberg : This is the pinnacle of ham steaming.

Christhefireshark : Nothing could be more genius than writing about the Parisian sewer system for a whole chapt--

cj light : Is this what happens when shit posting transcends itself?

poochie therockendog : what makes this even better is that Skinner's prisoner number in a Vietnamese POW camp was 24601

Filipe1020 : 1:37 "I SEEEEE!" *nom nom nom nom*

Ihasnotomato : I can easily see this a stage show by god

†XΞZIAN† : SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A THEATER PLAY no mother that's just the steam, steam from the steamed stage play Mmm steamed stage play

Fifi Rodriguez : I had a dream my roast would be So different from these "hams" I'm serving! So different from what we now eat! But life has killed the hams I steamed.

Weejimmy : We played this in English class to demonstrate parody, you've literally managed to get this video used as an example for the HSC

Angel Gonterman : As both a fan of Les Miserables and the steamed hams meme, this is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard! Can we just have a musical of all the memes? I just want this!

fearlesswee : This has no right being as good as it is.

Abelhawk : This fits the tune _way_ too well! Also, you have a great voice.


Pi-Evolution : 1,000,000/10

RelaxWithMe : Just wanted to say - I'm really shocked how much you guys liked this project. I'm really grateful for your interest and support so I hope I will be able to make more content like this in the future. Thanks for listening, everyone :D

KBash : You're a demon. Holy god.

Sgtcrazyeyes : This is too high quality for a shitpost

Kirby Krumper : Staying up way too late watching Steamed Hams vids for the fifteenth day in a row finally paid off

Camad203 : This is literally the best shitpost of all time. I'll be hard pressed to find one better than this.

Someguyhere111 : Steamed Hams: The Musical. Yes. Just yes.

William M Buttlicker : AND I'M JAVERT

Hagane no Gijutsushi : Welcome Chalmers, sit yourself down, and have the best steamed clams in town; clams? No, it's hams - hams on your plate, that's what we call hamburgers upstate. Well not in Utica, more like Albany... let's enjoy them now, so mouth-water-y. Sneak outside the house, buy Krusty's main course, put it in a plate and pretend it's yours! Here a little lie, there just some half truth, Chalmers won't realise because I'm so smooth! My deception is perfection, when I lay the lure, he bites, is my house on fire? No, those are just the Northern Lights!

Fraser Crofts : all I did was STEAM some HAMS


Resetti's Replicas : ♪ ♫ Do you see the oven smoke? It's putting Seymour in a jam, It is the steam that is exuding from the fabricated clams, When the burning of your roast, leads to the burning of your den There is a light from the Aurora in your kitchen. ♪ ♫

Farfaramir : Well, that was wonderful. A good time was have by all.

Rohan Thomas : 2:34 ok that blue me away you are a true talent to make this meme sound so soulful.

SukMa Dek : This meme has gone out of hand

N/A N/A : recreate the entire musical this way

The Calamari Crew : *smashes like button*

Luxure : This put me in so much tears. Such a powerful musical 11/10

Jorge Farah : The aurora will live within my care

kerriamber : I thought this meme couldn't get any better. I was so, so wrong

Jalisa Weschen : GIVE IT A TONY

Psycho Named Jerry : You still sing better than Russel Crowe.

BAI GAMING : I've never laughed so hard at a parody before. Thank you.

Roxerg : Holy shit this is better than the actual musical

t3mb3 : now this is ART!!