AVGN: ATARI PORNO

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Heinrich Agrippa : It's so strange that this is the the video cinemassacre.com itself re-directs to. Then again, last time I watched, they were all hosted on the site itself (or at least something separate from youtube).

Shenlong : I died when he looked at the door with hope.

TheNightshade43 : Whoever actually got a rise out of that pixelated mess must have been either very imaginative, or very desperate. Even when the games were first released I couldn't imagine them being very popular; without Custor's Revenge and the gimmick of sex I think they would have long ago faded into obscurity XD

Illiniguy34 : I'll be honest, when I first clicked on this, I thought it was a Youtube Poop.

Edward Armstrong : Remember kids, if your old man was a gamer he probably fapped to one of these games. LMAO

kamulecPL12 : Custer's Revenge - it made woman rights activists offended, made minorities offended and made parents offended.When did it come out, 2016? ;v

Jeiku Furame : I like how the official website gives a link to a video posted by someone else, because the original was taken down.

You need to wake up the world is doomed by sheeples : still a better love story than twilight!

Thomas Macnab : this is by far one of the most hilarious videos James has ever made. These games are just plain idiotic.

kourii : Why is this hosted here?

Max Payne : Just being curious, where did they sell those pornographic games in 1982?

Force0fWi11 : 60,001st view.

Ky7e : 200th

johneygd : Welcome back to porno of 1982, this is how porno should look like, only pixelated sothat youngh kids don't get distorbed at watching those games, haha lol.

Mister Lyosea : Originally the official site hosted the video from their own video hosting server but now redirects to this very upload. Strange.

Micah Lall-Trail : Serious question: Why is this in 19 frames per second as opposed to the usual 30 frames per second of other AVGN videos?

derp. : This game is made in Hong Kong??? WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

ExemptuousAquatic : @ 6:17... "Under The Skin"

gblock4ever : roflmao, that was hilarious!

Saddam Hussein : So Knight on the Town is a game about Super-Buu wanting to get laid with his rule-63 self?

Theodore Hyczko : https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1706183392733883&set=g.696456097155264&type=1&ifg=1

Clone : Atari + Porn = worst game ever

ExemptuousAquatic : @ 2:12, "Nobody believed me but..." LOL so wait, he actually said it?!

Cursed Wolf : It was made in Hong Kong. XD

Rodd Mann : wow Atari wow

Mr Piggy 405 : lemon

LuistThePro 6 : hehe

neko emogirl95 : Poor nerd...... He gets no naked chick

「 C Y B 3 R F 0 X 」 : Ahh... 2006... Back when YouTube let you have .gif profile pictures.

DarkGoku : Why your profile pic moves? o_0

The Dragon of the Weast : You all think these games are bizarre? Try watching the Nerd play Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

mulle524 : it is a dvd exclusive video. you had to buy the avgn dvd to Watch it until people put the video on youtube.

zachary hokenson : Perhaps he thought it would offend people.

B IBrahim : oh you here ?? in that Odyssey video ?

Brad Hawk : omg thats disgusting who comes up with this nasty shit to put into a video game you sick bastards.

Lord Zaiden : oh i get it he just failed to write something that made sense

Arctic : So you can say fuck a thousand times in one video but as soon as nature gets involved oh no that is so evil!

ParadoxCreator : Does this even COUNT as porn?

Flint Dragoon : "you don't come here very often do you?" Translation Complete!

ShyGuyWithTheLazyEye : Probably cause it was TOO bad. xD

Lord Zaiden : phuck you beach

zayvion worley : it means that your a fayget

Lord Zaiden : the fuck does that mean

Jordan Danoff : Do you even internet?

kb : This is too graphic?Brb gonna go watch Elfen Lied.

that guy from family guy : whats NCEMC stand for?

Dillybar777 : haha

Frederick Dinkledick : The artwork at the start is awesome.

Pooka Hootycreeks : and im George fucking Washington, besides if you are ncmec why are you wasting time on youtube and not out looking for kids?

tallirasha : It's called acting you fucking idiot.