THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF GRU

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HelloThere : Did this guy literally just make an 11 minute video... Of the absolute size of Gru??

Sieger : 1:20 but how long is his big gun when erect?

_oOferGangWeeklyMeems _ : But.. but his wife is taller than him holy crap she’s the colossal one.

COREDUBSTER1 : *_i want gru vs thanos_*

Valerie Romero : Petition to make "Gru" a measurement of length. Like = 1 sign! Lets get to 2! Edit thanks to the person that got us to 2

durianhead : this was single-handedly better than any game theory episode in the past 2 years

apple tamal : according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its upine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. Now, due to his godly height of 14 feet and the average dick size, Gru's penis is around 14 inches long, and weighs around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. With his speed of 200 meters per second if he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58 MPH. In conclusion, Gru's dickslap has enough energy to smash through a 6" reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case

Diedrich : yeah but how big is gru's peepee

GodsBiggest Mistake : Hey BuzzFeed stole this

Avery Warshaw : Petition for absolute size of moto moto, like so Slazo can see!

CimlyAnimations : +39 IQ

TryHardz Entertainment : so Gru is faster than Sonic and as tall as the average titans in AOT?

-RATHALOS- : He protecc He attacc But most importantly Gru is thicc

So much Fandoms : The question I’m asking is if he’s this big, how big is his dong......

CorBY : Gru can for sure help us win World War III

hmm yes interesting. : That's amazing but what are these measurements in Shreks?

The Lamb Sauce : Doing some further research, By the standards of universal studios, Gru stands at the size of 4 minions. However, unlike stated in the video. The minions official size only stands a mere 1' and 8". Adding the size of 4 minions makes Gru only stand at 6' 8''. As for other proportions, Gru's nose only stands at a length 0.4444444444444444444444' or 5 21/64 inches. As a final statement for this constructive feedback, hope you make another video regarding the unit he once was. Kind Regards, The Lamb Sauce.

Leonardo Da Vinci : You’re welcome youtube, I watched it

Mr. Tortilla : Ok, but how wide is he???

Antonio Fiorentino Wong : Wait, so is everyone else in the movie also abnormally tall?

nick memeholder : Attack on gru

Nikmat Zulesham : I dont quite understand this weird language called math

Ciel1820 : He's thicc with a million c's

Matt MII : How big is Grus shlong tho

That one Crocodile : He Bigger then chungus

Puffer Fish : I'm calling it now, next week's film theory is going to be "How TALL is GRU??"

Jordan Tube : I think the smallest adult in despicable me is as tall as the tallest man ever

awesome djman : Lucy is also 14 feet- also how much does Gru weigh- my guess is 599 lbs, talk about absolute grunit

Hervis Daubeny : If Gru is that tall, then just think how tall shrek is, considering donkey is around 4.5 ft at the shoulder and it takes 3 donkeys to measure up to Shrek’s height, that means Shreks height is astoundingly 13.5 ft tall!

Baxter Colloid : what an _absolute_ *unit*

Memetastic : a b s o l u t e

Donald Duck : Overall size *Thicc*

Taylor Hinckley : This math is perfect

Ness : this has kept popping up in my recommended feed for months. i’ve finally watched it all and i wasn’t disappointed

Hannah Van Hise : *_needed to make video ten minutes long_*

Roomba : Rich, tall and handsome

Richard Burt : Dad?

Want A Sprite Cranberry? : Me: **looking for a YouTube video** This video: **exists** Me: Me: Me: Me: I'm Atheist but God made this

Wolficorn Doggo : Who's here from their recommended section?? 😂😂😂😂😂

bring cocoa : I fear no man But, that *Thing* It scares me

Wyan : i like it how he has this one question and it branches off into a a million questions that he doesnt stop to answer as well

Juiczzy : *Gru is the most powerful human being*

jojo siwa is kinda cute tbh : how bihg his peepee?

Vick : Yep... I watched this And I'm proud

Zarry Fly : He's THICCCCCCCCCCCC

Wholesome Lad : Man i could fit inside his nose.

Never3ndingLuck : Oh yeah yeah

Haldeman Kids : Isn’t that ginger lady taller than him?

iiirandøm guin3a pigiii : I started out watching guinea pig videos why am I here

Kirusei Nagisa : So what's the average height of a human IN the world of despicable me