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Music by Sesame Street and Lemon Demon (Neil Cicierega). Video by Sesame Street and wattamack4. Lovingly combined by me. FOR ALL THOSE WHO DOUBT THAT THE SONG WAS MADE BY LEMON DEMON (NEIL CICIEREGA): I'm just trying to give credit where credit is due.


Ethan Ferris : Sesame Street had horny vampires before Twilight made it cool.

Writban Alim : "When I'm alone I **** myself". Yeah I am so dead and done.

CranesNotSkyHooks : This *adds* a lot of depth to the Count's character.

Polaris : I find this easy to count to.

Brandon Robinson : Somehow I feel when they originally made this they knew this was going to happen in thr future.

A. Shae O'Connell : The best part is when he fingers the cobweb.


Bob Vahn : that "boiiiing" sound at 1:15 actually the sound of his d***

ThePsychonaut : I wonder if any of the writers or actors from the show have seen this

insanemedic : 288 Spiders don't like this.

the-sassy-blacksmith : When im having a bad day this never fails to cheer me up xD

Alex Paulino : May God have mercy on Sesame Street when the Count shows up.

Thenextworldwar : Is it low-brow? Yes. Is it funny regardless? Yes.

Benjamin Herman : This never gets old.

Birthday Loyalty Club : This song has become a part of my mating ritual, much like a bird of paradise displaying it's glorious plumage whilst swaying gracefully, I sing this song while pulling down me jocks. #workseverytime

Lizzie4 lyfe : "When I'm alone I *beep* myself." πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€€

All0verTheMap : Still one of the best things I've seen on the internet...EVER! It's the very reason why YouTube needs to exist in the 1st place!

Michael Kelly : Another destroyed childhood

Clayton Perron : Who wants this to be played at their funeral. Lol

Alex Paulino : Oh Count. What STDs do you have?

The Walrus Was Eleanor Rigby : The β€œslowly slowly getting faster” part KILLS ME EVERYTIME LMAOOO

Alex Paulino : Count at least use some protection, your going to caught some STDs.

BreakFastWaffles : 1:25 don't worry count we've all been there :D

Reaper The Indoraptor : I (bleep) the spiders on the walls. That's metal!

Sarah Animations : I **** the spiders on the wall... IM DIEING πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Margaret Curry : Ahahahaha showed my teacher he loved it! Omg poor spiders

Ghost Spooky : I *beep* the spiders on the walls and I *beep* myself Doctor: this patient laughed so hard his lungs collapsed

Martin Rocks : this isnt the seasame street i grew up with

Jonny Woods : Interesting tidbit, it was believed that you could distract a vampire by dropping mustard seeds, the vampire then was compelled to count the seeds.

Jamie Bernard : sesame street definetly knew what they were doing

Chance Feldhaus : Better than the entire rap industry.

Jon Musicia : I guess Dave Chapelle was right, this guy really IS a pimp...…..

prince apoopoo : Thanks, Dan and Arin

The Snoipeh : I was riding a bus while watching this, and that last f*** was timed perfectly with a huge bump that the driver plowed over like Mad Max.

Pat Smat : When I'm alone I BLEEP my self! I am on the ground crying from laughing so hard!

Merchant Ivory : 1:47 That me when i log into ****hub :P

scruffy360x Sanchez : The sexual life of the vampire

Flying Time : "When I'm alone I F*ck myself..." well then...

jc denton : When the sex ed teacher gets a bit wild

Skill boi : you know that I am called the count,because I really love to f########!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Brandon Heinz : The Bill Cosby song.

DragonsREpic : When im alone, I beat my meat too...

ItzSuperEmily _ : Music Teacher showed the class this *( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)*

BlueAlchemy : Sorry for getting ripped off, this was funnier than anything that Robin Way guy could make

Alayna Satterfield : who ever made this is my savior.

CaptainScales : Those poor spiders....

mel vin : I know a pimp when i see one

I.M. CRAZEE or LOOPEA : I wonder if Jerry Nelson knew about this before he passed away. Either way he is probably rolling in his grave right now.

Adam Parrish : Someone showed me this and said "try not to laugh". I made it about 10 seconds and was on the floor laughing for 15 minutes over this song.