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Pharaoh Misa : Whoever decided this was a good idea went down in history as the cleverest person ever.

Ethan Ferris : Sesame Street had horny vampires before Twilight made it cool.

Writban Alim : "When I'm alone I **** myself". Yeah I am so dead and done.

Polaris : I find this easy to count to.

Brandon Robinson : Somehow I feel when they originally made this they knew this was going to happen in thr future.

A. Shae O'Connell : The best part is when he fingers the cobweb.

Bob Vahn : that "boiiiing" sound at 1:15 actually the sound of his d***

Sub If You See My Comment! Road To 1M : *FASTER FASTER FASTER*

the-sassy-blacksmith : When im having a bad day this never fails to cheer me up xD

ThePsychonaut : I wonder if any of the writers or actors from the show have seen this

Alex Paulino : May God have mercy on Sesame Street when the Count shows up.

Birthday Loyalty Club : This song has become a part of my mating ritual, much like a bird of paradise displaying it's glorious plumage whilst swaying gracefully, I sing this song while pulling down me jocks. #workseverytime

All0verTheMap : Still one of the best things I've seen on the internet...EVER! It's the very reason why YouTube needs to exist in the 1st place!

insanemedic : 288 Spiders don't like this.

Thenextworldwar : Is it low-brow? Yes. Is it funny regardless? Yes.

Michael Kelly : Another destroyed childhood

CranesNotSkyHooks : This *adds* a lot of depth to the Count's character.

Chance Feldhaus : Better than the entire rap industry.

Alex Paulino : Oh Count. What STDs do you have?

Lizzie4 lyfe : "When I'm alone I *beep* myself." 😂🤣🤤

Jonny Woods : Interesting tidbit, it was believed that you could distract a vampire by dropping mustard seeds, the vampire then was compelled to count the seeds.

Alex Paulino : Count at least use some protection, your going to caught some STDs.

DarkClownJester : ._. What can ya say? He is a Vampire after all. They some horny creatures~

Benjamin Herman : This never gets old.

Margaret Curry : Ahahahaha showed my teacher he loved it! Omg poor spiders

Jamie Bernard : sesame street definetly knew what they were doing

prince apoopoo : Thanks, Dan and Arin

BlueAlchemy : Sorry for getting ripped off, this was funnier than anything that Robin Way guy could make

Pyrodragon3993 : Game Grumps brought me here.

Brandon Heinz : The Bill Cosby song.

Martin Rocks : this isnt the seasame street i grew up with

Alayna Satterfield : who ever made this is my savior.

Jacob Wolfskill : you know that I am called the count,because I really love to f########!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sammysosa3 : Robin Way more like Robin Gay

grimdarkpixels : this is the most cursed video out there, if you look at it directly you drop de

Morgan Workman : My teacher showed us this AT SCHOOL today😂😂😂

Muhammad Ferdy Prakasa : The anthem of sesame street

DragonsREpic : When im alone, I beat my meat too...

Dak Lamerbusch : But no uncensored version?! I think Youtube hates children.

Sadie Does Things : I **** THE SPIDERS ON THE WALL

SuperMahmus : G-g-g-g-g-game grumps!

Pat Smat : When I'm alone I BLEEP my self! I am on the ground crying from laughing so hard!

cruser5569 : 2018 anyone

LeviathanLP : Great, ANOTHER classic internet masterpiece created by emeritus King of the Internet Neil Cicierega.

qwwq4 : Thanks Danny.

VAMPIRE3364 : I'm counting to this

British Phantom : Game Grumps anyone?

Mithren : Count the STDs

myka431 : Im here for the grumps XD

scruffy360x Sanchez : The sexual life of the vampire