Auctioneer Rap Battle: Jay Romine vs Lander Nicodemus

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Music / video editing by me (placeboing). Inspired by the various "Auctioneer Beats" remixes. Source: @ 4:14

Comments from Youtube

Sparkey : The lack of new Placeboing videos is disturbing. :(

ItsRainingStupid : They both win.Auctioneers rapping is much needed content.

Thomas Bixler : I'm so glad somebody exists whose name is Lander Nicodemus

Captain Wolfsburg : I would gladly listen to a full 2 or 3 minute song of this.

chick : I vote Lander Nicodemus: 150high51oneandahalfeegitdownbet halfeegitdownbetTwo52twoandahalfbet howgitdownbet 52 twoandahalf 152 twoandahalfgitdownbet halfgetdown3 howldgitdownfor3 howdgitupat4 154 fourandahalfgitdownbet howbgitdownbet howbgitdown 54 four-howbgitdownbet howbgitdown hhhAlldone?hundered54fourandahalf? S O L D

Cadger Christmas Light Show : I immediately love this. Extended version please!

Marlos Catos : Two uploads in two days? We don't deserve to be spoiled like this.

faselblaDer3te : *_sold._*

Impervious : When you take 5 times the recommended dose of Brainforce...

RGL : Auction rappers > gangster rappers any day!

suket domokos : Do you have to have a cowboy hat to be an auctioneer?

Matthew Floyd : This is borderline experimental.

PNS SHOGUN : Lil' Lander needs a whole track please.

Mike Moore : Nobody commenting on this video or any other has a cooler name than Lander Nicodemus. Our parents lacked ambition.

wank stain : Please don't leave us again

Fihlippe Luhis : So catchy; Already pressed over 10 times the repeat button.

Rafael Villanueva : Capitalism at its finest!

Wanders Gion : More of these please! There have been other video complications of auctioneers, but your production skills are better.

Emmanuel Alejandro : Wow this is the video we don't deserve. But we got it anyways.

Jinxed Lotus : need longer version PLEASE

LookABear : Sounds like Hindi music

Dominic Cingoranelli : Hunnubiiggiddyfiddyfour

s70rk : lyrics pls

Anuskasv0 : two two tqepojtqepohjtqeojt two two twqpotqwotjqpowtjoqtjoi twotwo vzozovgnegnownetgowneto

Anne : I almost forgot to watch this today.

Nino Jesus : I like this more then I should.

Rusty Nail : I would gladly listen to a lot longer song of this. I love how fast Auctioneers talk. do another one but make it longer. thanks.

Thomas 'Orso' Costa : I'm sold

Because You'd Be In Jail : The music during lander brings me joy

Prawny : And thus, a new genre of music was born.

The Lord of the Sun : I can not stop listening to this

DJ L3G3ND : omg this is the work of a god

Alfred F. Jones : #TeamLander

Arseniy Suslov : Lander Nicodemus🔥🔥🔥

CoolestCatInTown : Loved the whip sound effect

Orbital Drones : I've been waiting six months for another vid (updated monthly)

orange juice : i only listen to real music

Because You'd Be In Jail : Plz make longer version 🤣

Coolius Jeezer : I see I'm not the only one digging into some strange corners of youtube lately

Common Sense Philosophy : When the nootropics kick in.

TetrisH8er : Do you get your own cowboy hat when you become an auctioneer or do you need a cowboy hat to become an auctioneer from the start?

Dylan g. : What the hell, it's 2:00 in the morning lmao.

Scanlaid : Even if you're only vaguely interested in this auction calling style, check out the documentary "How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck" by Werner Herzog. It's a fascinating world, and I wasn't curious about it at all before I watched it. Herzog makes fantastic documentaries.


Kazic5000 : I love you. I wish you'd make a soundtrack for my life.

Meme Fountain : I wonder what they would sound like with decent autotuning

Ozznik : The first dude is just awesome, because he's singing his lines in a very subtle way :D

Sturm Novahl : s o l d

Auston Ošlapas : takes me back to hank 3's album cattle callin'