Jizz In My Pants

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http://Itunes.com/thelonelyisland The first single from The Lonely Island's debut album "INCREDIBAD". In stores 02/10/2009. Video features guest appearances by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Justin Timberlake. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone. (Directed by Kiv) Copyright - Universal Republic

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Archisha : Andy Samberg has not aged a single day in 10 years...

Jamie : The beat and vibe of this song is legendary

Qwicks - : Just make sure captain Holt doesn’t see this

Project Overturn aka RareBeeph : 0:30 "This really never happens, you can take my word" **proceeds to list off all the other times when it happened**

Vanessa Venkov : I accidentally showed this to my parents when I was eleven when this first came out, thinking jizz meant piss. Only years later did i realize the horrible mistake i'd made.

Vinícius Gomes : *I miss you, 2008...*

itsdomin : When I was younger, I thought jizz meant urine. Sigh

Abhik Mondal : I like how they casually ruin sixth Sense while singing.

Viper Hareous : I ejaculated in my undergarments

Chris : Whos still jizzing their pants in 2019?

Beast Mode : But it’s no nut november☹️

dunkindonutmaster_09 : How can something so old look so new?

Baby Walrus : Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one that ejaculates when I eat a grape.

Jack Shetty : Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors The whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more  And I Jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I wont apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heart broken not lookin' for love Surprised in my eyes when I looked above The check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit? And I Jizzed in my pants Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I Jizzed in my pants To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I Jizzed in my pants Speeding down the street when the red lights flash Need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I Jizz in my pants The next day my alarm goes off and I Jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I Jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I Jizzed in my pants I just ate a grape and I Jizzed in my pants I went Jizzed in my pants OK seriously you guys can we, OK? I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy  I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity 'Cause I Jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I Jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) Ah

Ben7seven7 : While watching an episode of Brooklyn nine-nine I....

Sky Anthro : just realized this was 10 years ago and i....

Nathan Lopez : 2:00 definately sounds like a Timbaland song lol

MF doom : I only listen to relatable music

Beatriz Xavier : Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Justin Timberlake is wiping the floor at 2:21

_ SomePsychosocialTool _ : “The sky is the limit and I’m on your cloud” amazing

Käsemuf fin : That's very disturbing, who sets his alarm to 06:34?

foxycreole : 2:00 Damn he sound like Eminem 💀💀

Blorp : Can we all appreciate the fact that this was uploaded in 2008 and has 720p?

MOH HD : NOW HES THE MAIN CHARACTER IN BROOKLYN 99 WHAT A LEGEND

Jaylen Anderson : Any body watching this in 2018

Vinícius Gomes : Nostalgia.

the Greatjon : Holy shit this video is nearly 10 years old!!! Where has the time gone...still funny as hell though!!

yes : I USED TO SING THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANT I'M SO EMBARRASSED MY FAMILY WERE JUST LIKE "Uh what"

GangsterCookieone # : 2:00 minuets best part

Itslaurenbloss : *Looked me dead in the face asked cash or credit....and i Jizzed in my pants.* (all time fave part of the video)

Harry Van de Sunweb : No nut november in 1 song

Luke Reiners : It was recommended after MSI videos

The Negative : I go to school and the hot girl sits next to me Our legs brush accidentally And i

Sparky Tor : I remember my family told me it meant pee in my pants

Zakkary Moore : I was listening to this song and I JIZZ IN PANTS

J C : 0:40 Thats a dude, right? I mean. You know...

MOH HD : IM PRAYING THEN I JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Ben P : I saw a dead guy on the street and I...

DerpPotato : peralta, you’re a genius

Solby & Corton : I miss these older days... I was so young and I was singing these songs around my house..

sactiger : It's December 2018, and I... "Jizz In My Pants"

Will Smith : Andy Samberg is a comedic genius

Cablelinenetwork : Dude i remember when this was the most popular video

Audreyanna : Im so glad I can be aroused without my genitals making a guest appearance

Luke Gregory : What I love about these guys is the video editing is phenomenal

Mark Beck : Okay, I like to listen to this now because... The music is really good!

Noel de Saive : When i realized that no meme in 2019 can even compare to this i...

TheDeejay94 : Ngl that checkout girl is smokin 😉

Xavier Romero : Ah yes, my favorite movie, "a horror movie" cult classic