Gardener Ignores the Laws of Nature!
The plants will bow

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Can a complete hydroponic salad be grown in one tote? Watch me violate the laws of hydroponics and find out. I grew a radish, romaine and butter crunch lettuce, cilantro, and 2 Nantes Coreless carrots in a 3 gallon Rubbermaid tote with square holes cut in the lid for the 1.5 inch Grodan Rockwool cubes. This is the same tote I used to grow Kratky hydroponic carrots. Carrot grow details at Plants were grown Kratky style, however several top offs (to about 50 percent reservoir capacity) were performed. Some refills were fresh tap water and some were nutrient solution (depending on appearance of new growth in plants). Thrips forced me to restart the grow, because I didn’t want to be spraying stuff in my office. Pest issue details at I don’t check PH anymore, but in the past, this tap water has started around 7.8 and comes with about 350ppm of salts (mostly calcium I hope). My setup: Light fixture is a 4 bulb 4 ft T5 Milliard grow light 216 watts 6500k. Tops of the plants were on average 8 inches from the bulbs. 14 hours on 10 off light cycle was maintained by a digital Hydrofarm timer (little white box everyone else uses). Office environment stayed around 70 degrees F with 40 – 50 percent relative humidity. Nutrient Solution Recipe (same thing I grow everything in) 1 gallon water 2 grams MasterBlend Tomato 4-18-38 2 grams Calcium Nitrate 15.5-0-0 1 gram Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate) Filmed on an iPhone6 Edited with iMovie 10.1.5 Voiceover recorded on a Blue Snowball ICE Music is Siegfried's Funeral March from Wagner’s Götterdämmerung


Gabby B : Ok who left this man alone because hes making salad into an entire intense movie

Banana aiming for 10,000 subs : -Gardener ignores the Laws of Nature- *Psychopath explains plans to use plants for world domination*

If your straight Sub to me : This is the most intense cooking tutorial I have ever seen...

Mohammed Abbas : This video has an energy I cannot describe

Keller Security : He could grow the best weed of all time

Jack Da Money : When serial killers go to prison and take up gardening...

Firstname Lastname : Yes, I've been waiting 48,000 minutes for my salad. I'd like to speak with the manager.

Grandalf el blanco : God creates the universe. 2017 colorized

SkiLLsZ : Me not checking the tutorial on how to do stuffs and finding my own way to do it

Rafael Negret : *"my names jeb"* **silence** Thats all i need to hear to believe

Ben B. : this is hilarious, my tap water also has a ph of didn't check

SeventhChan : We should sent this guy to be in the colonise mission of mars

Tommaso Friz : When you didn’t even know nature had laws, put that salad in jail

Local Sinner : Mother Nature: Jeb gardener: I’m bout to ruin this woman’s career

Florence Valentin 10 : This is the content I came for thanks YouTube recommend

Gabe Jensen : Thanos: I am inevitable Jeb gardener: I am jeb

SpagBab : Nobody: YouTube algorithm: Gardener Ignores the Laws of Nature!

Jared Dill : This is like soap opera botany and im stoned and mesmorised. N loving it. I want more of this

Joachim Bastin : I don't care about gardenning AT ALL but it's the third time i watch this video, and it's perfect

Jim kellt : He's like a serial killer but like salads and stuff

Tiwene Kaimoana : Good to see my YouTube recommendations are still working correctly

andrew mcelligott : Jeb: ignores laws of nature Mother Earth: “Am I a joke to you?”

Brian : This is the scariest, most ominous, eeriest video I've ever seen

McTaminus : This is hilarious in the mundanity of the subject but the intensity of the voiceover and music

Hoob The Hobo : Me: 20 years old, exams coming up, never done a single bit of gardening in my life Also me: watch a 7 minute epic about gardening

Isaiah Duran : I will now be talking in monotone for the next 24 hours

Oscar Soper : i just witnessed an absolute gangster grow a salad

Grigoriu Lorm : I think this is a horror film for vegans :D Especially a scene where he cuts those radishes, so many vegans cried...

Scotty Fang : Ok but why does he sound like a genius supervillain emotionlessly explaining his grand plan for world domintation?

Word Unheard : *"The radishes grew impatient, mocking me from their water I picked up a pair of scissors, and made them pay with their lives. "Who's laughing now?" I thought. It was me. I was laughing."*

Shefer Pöchot : "so what gardening rule do you like to break?" absolutely all of them

RamZ : All the plants in this man's yard fled in fear, during the night.

not SirBeasty : This video is now 2years old, and still going strong

n3r0wolfe : "ph of .. didnt check" LOL, im ded

ACrippled User : 2 seconds in.. _my name is jeff_

Gansta thug : This has a very 1970s serial killer movie vibe haha

Master Dwayne : Why am I watching this 2 year old movie about salad at 4 am?

준연김 : He's like vegan Hannibal Lecter

X-01 Unknown : I never knew gardening with a garbage can could be so exciting. Also, wow! That’s the smallest footprint I’ve seen for garden vegetables! This could lead to something revolutionary.

Drew : I keep migrating back to this video every six months? 😂 if I see it, I cannot move on without watching it. Love that psycho gardener.

Blood Cotton Candy : Can you ever have too much Cilantro? I don't know doctor, but the notion seems oh so frightening.

Ami Nation : 1:03 *Bamboo skewer does what bamboo skewer wants.* *It's his life, not yours.*

Elias Josephsson : How did you manage to make this so dramatic? xD

Ultimate Anthony : Nice video Now who will save the plants from him he is probably evil or do they need to be saved lol

3 Subscribers Without Any Videos!!!!! : This water has a pH of... I didnt check..😂😂

ObviusRetard : Laws of nature? Don't you mean... RULES OF NATURE

MakTur : Day 44 7:27 "So what gardening rules do you like to break?" "What about eating a salad once in a while.. one and a half month should be fine."

Lan Nguyen : this is what I call chaotic neutral

Cactus Plant : I feel like I'm listening to Dexter gardening 😂