First Person to Run a Marathon Without Talking About It
First Person to Run a Marathon Without Talking About It

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This thrilling documentary tells the story of a true sports hero: the first person to run a marathon without telling anyone about it. This video is brought to you by Comedy Central, in partnership with its original creator, Above Average. Subscribe to Comedy Central Originals: Watch more Comedy Central: Follow Comedy Central: Twitter: Facebook: Instagram:


C V : Plot Twist: She is also a vegan and nobody knows.

Justin Banks : Empowering. This reminds me of when I ran a half marathon nearly two years ago.

schmoyoho : inspirational. iโ€™m a new man, might even go on a vacation without posting inspirational captions on a heavily filtered sunset

tphillip66 : This is hilarious. I'm debating sending this to my girlfriend because I know she would be so pissed.

SycheRyder : I know this is a joke, but I really do follow a certain rule in everything I do: Before doing anything, I ask myself this - "would I still feel good about doing this if no one ever found out about it?" In most cases it's about masturbation, so the answer is yes. But it also applies to things like going to the gym, donating, owning cryptocurrencies, reading a book, you name it.

Jennifer Schultze : โ€œWhy would I have talked about something thatโ€™s not interesting to anyone else?โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ

Justin Alexander : Next up Vegans, Self Diagonosed Depressed people, Harvard Graduates...etc

Jamie Todd : If a person runs in the forest and doesn't tell anyone... are they disposing of a body?

Alligator Uno : Next up: The fitness model that doesnt take pictures of herself

Kartoffel Kamera : She also mines cryptocurrencies without telling it anybody.

dennishamiltonyoh1 : Sarcasm is the best comedy.

ttgk : My aunt did a 5k and we all almost excommunicated her from the family. Non stop bragging and talking about it for months

B Wall : Now do crossfit.

daregoat : Wait a sec, this isn't the onion

Kevin Rey ACR : now watch hipsters talk about how they didnt talk about running a marathon.

funzster : "Sorry just got unexpectedly emotional" Then takes a selfie for twitter... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ This video has such a deep meaning though. Hits the denial point in your brain really hard!

Milo McChewy : No need to be verbal about it, 13.1 or 26.2 bumper sticker tells it all.

Calamari Chris : This sad fact dawned on me the last time I kayaked solo back from Catalina Island: "I don't even enjoy this. I'm just doing it because I enjoy bragging about it in cocktail parties." And I've also gotten way too much mileage about my two marathons as well. [hangs head in shame]

eden camacho : She's almost as humble as I am

Deena Daggett : I ALmost ran a marathon once, like I Thought about really hard, and I Still told everyone. ๐Ÿ˜”

cqtaylor : Next up, the first CrossFit athlete to not talk about CrossFit!

trev whit : As a life long runner, I find this hilariously arcuate lol.

Myname is Myname is : And still everyone knows about it ๐Ÿ˜‚

Scyber_Sounds Of The Future : I once ran out of food and ran to taco bell. Afterwards I had the runs.

Jonni0608 : Next up people on keto, paleo, people who've lost more than 5 lbs

Fisher Theo : Social Media is a Cancer that need to be snuffed out.

master Kush : I saved somebody's life and never talked about it , oh wait I just did

Mr Eckes : Very funny and pretty much covers the whole social network craze, not just marathons but breakfast, lunch, dinner, what the kids are doing, what I'm doing etc etc.

Leo YT : *brain explodes*

Brandon A : Humans have become the pinnacle of basic.

Big E : ๐Ÿ˜‚ yes god those people are the worst

Ya gurll : I never thought this was possible๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚

Jae Enceeti : This morning I had breakfast without telling anyone about it. Yup, didn't even post pics of it on my stories. What!?

your stranger lover : Okay YouTube, i'll watch it

papillon : 43 people just sent a Snapchat about not liking this video!

Jona Boitlung : The perfect woman doesn't exi....

D. A. : But did she have a bumper sticker.

usernamedkjah : Find a Spartan race, CrossFit loving vegan then we'll talk. HAhaha

Brian Anderson : TBH if the kind of things my friends shared on social media were awesome achievements like *marathons* I would still be using it! The average person can't even run a quarter marathon!

jeso317 : I once ran a 5k and told EVERYBODY!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Adudewithachannel Lifeisgood : Well this is awkward, anyone else feeling guilty here ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ

hahahaha : Pls add to the list: CrossFit Yoga class Veganism

B-Series : How about you like this comment without telling anyone Edit: Wait I just realised I'm late

Hiphopanonymous : My boss ran a marathon, got daily training updates for 5 1/2 months. Couldn't say anything for fear of being fired. My heart goes out to all those poor people stuck in traffic staring at the 13.1 and 26.2 bumper stickers. And the iron man stickers, oh god the iron man stickers.

CheapAssReviews : Did Comedy Central buy this from Above Average? Or is Above Average Comedy Central #confused thought this came out three years ago.

sDanOs : I was first to dab in 2019 Take me away

DrGeneralkumar82 : Vegans and crossfiters need this too...

Margarita M. : Sheโ€™s also a bisexual vegan who does CrossFit and watches Wes Anderson movies. And she doesnโ€™t talk about any of that. Some say she had a baby, but how would we know if thereโ€™s any of it on her Instagram?

Barcelona Treble Winner Twice : Reminds me of a rapper that never flexes his wealth and money... His name is Lil "Not Exist" Rapper...