Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

Follow by Email
If you have an upstairs neighbor, you understand. If you don’t, you’re either a part of the few lucky ones or you ARE one. Noisy neighbors are a nuisance, and David and Julia are no exception. This is what your upstairs neighbors are really up to. SUBSCRIBE to Comedy Central Originals: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNVBYBxWj9dMHqKEl_V8HBQ?sub_confirmation=1 LATEST from Above Average Playlist: http://bit.ly/1BVdMFs Cast & Credits Julia - Molly Lloyd David - Dan Chamberlain Neighbor - Laura Wilcox Interviewer - Joanna Bradley Director - Tim Bierbaum Writer - Matt Moskovciak Editor - Sean McIlraith DP - Tyler Ribble 1st AC - Bridget Araujo Gaffer/Grip - Sean C. Li Sound Mixer - Kurt Seery Art Director - Kayla Nadel-LaMotta Producer - Kelly Harper Production Coordinator - Louis Caggiano PA - Benjamin Baldwin Intern - Charlotte Barnett Wall art courtesy of Olivia Peebles ====

Comments from Youtube

Iydo Vercy : I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me. Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an appartment.

Tammy : And don't forget walking aimlessly around in a tiny apartment for no apparent reason... 24/7. ;)

ICduke : The real problem is cheaping out on construction. Ever wonder why you never hear someone above you in an office building?

tj baby : Apartments could install sound barriers between floors but they are too cheap ass to do that. Office spaces have a layer built in between floors to trap noise. Why apartments can't do this is beyond common sense.

Nathan Yeung : "Their ceiling is our stage." lmao

The Captain's Old Dog : Hilarious....what bugs me more if that I want to know what they are doing!....what causes one to walk incessantly back and forth slamming things around for 45 minutes at a time, multiple times, throughout an 8 hr period?. Am I missing out on some type of project I could be doing? Is opening and slamming drawers more fun that I presume it is? As I speak their dog is running back and forth...this much I KNOW

lovemyslowee : I hate my upstairs neighbors.

Commentor1 : Hilarious video. It also emphasizes why you should never live below anyone, because most people are idiots and there is a high probability you would live beneath one.

Chex LeMeneux : i want to own a house so bad...

O Adnan : I'm honestly trying to watch this video but my upstairs neighbour is making it too difficult.

Jacob Yorgey : Our upstairs neighbors need to be checked out by their medical physician. I am convinced that they have not slept in the last 3 months and run various stage plays, UFC competitions, possibly taking part in the Kumite, getting intimate on the floor & maybe human sacrifices?

Windows Sucks : Who has a neighbor who keeps changing furniture position every week ?

bluegoldginger : Apartment living is responsible for millions of people losing thier mind! and becoming murderers!

X YQ : I've lived under these people before. They also follow me when I stay in hotels.

SugarCoder : Love the sarcasm in this video! Sadly, my neighbors are exactly like that. They are huge elephants who don't give a crap about anyone else but themselves...so they constantly make loud noises after midnight. T___T

Progressiveguy1992 : My upstairs neighbors have been in the middle of a move for the past 2 years…

TheSuperQuail : This is my goddamn life right now!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?!?!!?! I actually have developed insomnia thanks to these bastards.

Young Nino : This is literally what I'm dealing with right now. As I'm typing this at 4:04 AM, I just heard hammering upstairs. I'm convinced the people are on crystal meth and doing woodworking from inside their apartment (something else JUST dropped on the floor). (Before I can get my next sentence out, another loud bang, then another... and another) the other day I heard sawing taking place inside between 10pm to 3AM. I've never wanted for a hitman from the deep web so bad.

Vally123 : I…I think I actually recognized a bunch of those sounds. This is eerily realistic.

Canti654 : They left out the inexplicable use of power tools at all times of the day.

Kristine Az : I would kill these people and I bet a jury would let me off.


Andrew McMillan : Should have ended with them hearing some noise above them and flipping out in rage

GotLotsaFaith : This is actually not funny for those people that must suffer

Me Me : It's *just* like that. "What the hell are they doing up there?" At 3am?!?! On a Wednesday?!?! These 2 only forgot to rearrange the furniture. Come 10pm it's time to move that heavy wardrobe you inherited from your grandmother and the bed.

April Choyce : For 6 months my upstairs neighbors ..I actually called the office to see if they had hardwood floors instead of carpet like the rest of us...after reporting them numerous times I wrote him a four page letter that was strong but not rude and then most of the noise stopped ..I had to knock on his door one more time after that then couple months all the noise stopped ..so I've had peace for a little over a year now

John Smith : I hate both of them. They look exactly like the kind of people who would actually do this.

BLahgeek : Upstairs neighbors are the #1 cause of murder

How It Should Have Ended : This is so perfect.  I've seriously had these neighbors...

Geo T : This is dammed funny, but the real thing is the opposite. When managers play up "hardwood floors" as a good thing, don't rent there!

ParaglidingManiac : My upstairs neighbor likes to drop bowling balls on the floor and roll metal bearing around his apartment.

onlyoldnavy : I hate living in an apartment. The assh0les upstairs are just like this.

Jennyverse : That woman downstairs could be me. My upstairs neighbours are utterly baffling and completely unbearable.

1234566 : Apartment = living in a big house with your shitty neighbors while paying lots of money for rent to destroy your sanity and health. I don't think I could ever live in an apartment.

MissAdvized : My upstairs neighbors are and elderly couple, but they make so much noise that I wonder where they get all this energy from! OMG it's non-stop. Moving heavy furniture all damn day and stomping back and forth constantly, it's like I'm in a war zone or something. I wish they sat down for a rest!!! Aren't old people supposed to take naps!?! Nothing has helped. I've complained to the manager and they don't listen to her. I've spoken to them, they suggested for me to move. I've written letters and hitting the ceiling with a broom stick just to let them know I'm being bothered, and they do it more out of spite. I'm living in a nightmare and even their stomping can't seem to wake me up!

ZC : I can feel the pain :/ living underneath people who think its okay playing football and sprinting indoors all day.

April Choyce : I literally thought my neighbors had a pack of dogs that would run back and forth on wood floors but they have carpet like I do and then it sounded like they would move furniture back and forth every night and bounce basketballs off the walls.. then he would vacuum at Midnight and 5 or 6 am..he would yell at his girlfriend.. I didn't get any sleep for 6 months..total nightmare

Cher Fer : I live on the top floor. Sometimes I hear my downstairs neighbor cough, and I realize she MUST be hearing my farts.

Nick Bartolo : I had a family of Russian acrobats living above me for three years. They would practice crazy shit, like juggling bowling balls and tumbling.

MarsFire : Omg. Yes. It angers you so much. Cuz they don’t have any consideration at all. There is no reason to walk so hard slamming things. From that point I vowed never live on first floor and I ever did plus top floors have better roof and cheaper cuz every so lazy to climb stairs. Win win for me and yes I walk easy and respect people below me cuz I was there once. This is worse than road rage. When u can’t sleep. Or hear pounding all time. Most get evicted. Selfish is never good. Be kind walk lite. Lol

John T : My upstairs neighbor plays indoor fetch with his dog at 12:30AM on weeknights. Also, I think he must be unsatisfied with where everything is because he is CONSTANTLY moving furniture.

Jimi Prairiefire : I used to have crackheads above me. And when they couldnt afford crack they ate coracidin and huffed duster. Sounded like elephants breakdancing in a bowling alley

MASTEROFMULHOLLAND : Oh my god. Genius. I hate apartments. Never again.

drcadillac : You guys are hilarious, especially the lady her facial expressions are top.

Will Meyers : My upstairs neighbors I want to hate them but I can't. They don't make unnecessary noise like this, they just can't seem to sit still for more than 2 seconds, they are constantly walking around and my ceiling makes noise. It's not like they are doing anything unusual, they just literally won't sit still. And they are loud until 10pm and start up at 5am like clockwork. I counterattack with my saxophone and loud subwoofer gaming, but I feel I'm losing.

UnholyDarknessZ : Upstairs' neighbours? Try next door.

Tom Tomson : we had a single up stairs neighbor that would spend long hours sobbing loudly and vomiting. every time we seen her out she seemed and looked so nice and normal tho. she moved out and a deaf couple moved in. thats when the fun really started. luckily we were already in the process of moving and only had to deal with that shit for 9 days

Li Gill : I live next to these two no lie!!!!

Billy Meeks : The 1k dislikers never lived in a downstairs apartment.