Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

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How It Should Have Ended : This is so perfect.  I've seriously had these neighbors...

lovemyslowee : I hate my upstairs neighbors.

SugarCoder : Love the sarcasm in this video! Sadly, my neighbors are exactly like that. They are huge elephants who don't give a crap about anyone else but themselves...so they constantly make loud noises after midnight. T___T

Jon Irenicus : You guys forgot to drag a wooden chair from the living room to the bedroom and back.

Iydo Vercy : I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me. Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an appartment.

ICduke : The real problem is cheaping out on construction. Ever wonder why you never hear someone above you in an office building?

NotTheJen FromBackThen : So funny.  So true.  There should be an apartment law that makes you have to be screened to see if you would qualify for an upstairs apartment.

Progressiveguy1992 : My upstairs neighbors have been in the middle of a move for the past 2 years…

Nathan Yeung : "Their ceiling is our stage." lmao

Mizzy's Parrots : I seriously wish I knew my upstairs neighbors email so I could send them this link. ALL of this is exactly what they sound like!! Its unreal. I swear they go bowling and drop marbles all night long. They get home from work every day at 10pm, and immediately start banging around and dropping things. I work third shift and don't go in until midnight, and it never fails that they wake me up when they get home and ruin my pre-work nap. And then all morning they are dropping things, their dog is running in circles, and I hear their phones vibrate. Its SO IRRITATING!

The Captain's Old Dog : Hilarious....what bugs me more if that I want to know what they are doing!....what causes one to walk incessantly back and forth slamming things around for 45 minutes at a time, multiple times, throughout an 8 hr period?. Am I missing out on some type of project I could be doing? Is opening and slamming drawers more fun that I presume it is? As I speak their dog is running back and forth...this much I KNOW

Tammy : And don't forget walking aimlessly around in a tiny apartment for no apparent reason... 24/7. ;)

lwst82 : Wood flooring above bedrooms should be banned

Jacob Yorgey : Our upstairs neighbors need to be checked out by their medical physician. I am convinced that they have not slept in the last 3 months and run various stage plays, UFC competitions, possibly taking part in the Kumite, getting intimate on the floor & maybe human sacrifices?

tj baby : Apartments could install sound barriers between floors but they are too cheap ass to do that. Office spaces have a layer built in between floors to trap noise. Why apartments can't do this is beyond common sense.

Kristine Az : I would kill these people and I bet a jury would let me off.

Cheryl Ferry : I live on the top floor. Sometimes I hear my downstairs neighbor cough, and I realize she MUST be hearing my farts.

Jaded Mermaid : This must be modeled after my upstairs neighbors. Suckers are unemployed and bang around all day, all night, then wake up early in the morning and start moving furniture, hammering things into the wall, god knows what else. Apartments here are all carpeted yet it sounds like Godzilla fighting King Kong up there at all hours of the day, especially from the lard ass woman who literally laps the apartment going from room to room making this noise. I get no sleep anymore.

wantsanewvehicle : Lmfao so true.. I live in a duplex with a single woman in her 70's above me.. Wtf is she doing up there!?!?

E. Latimer : Me: I'll get some writing done before bed! Upstairs Neighbor: I think I'll bang on my floor like a lunatic for a few hours! And then I got so mad I searched "upstairs neighbors" just to hear other people complaining and I found this. It's truly a thing of beauty.

drcadillac : You guys are hilarious, especially the lady her facial expressions are top.

Young Nino : This is literally what I'm dealing with right now. As I'm typing this at 4:04 AM, I just heard hammering upstairs. I'm convinced the people are on crystal meth and doing woodworking from inside their apartment (something else JUST dropped on the floor). (Before I can get my next sentence out, another loud bang, then another... and another) the other day I heard sawing taking place inside between 10pm to 3AM. I've never wanted for a hitman from the deep web so bad.

WhatMeWorry : I've come to terms with the fact that they're just practicing for the Furniture Moving Olympics

1234566 : Apartment = living in a big house with your shitty neighbors while paying lots of money for rent to destroy your sanity and health. I don't think I could ever live in an apartment.

Arysta : I had neighbors who moved furniture for HOURS each day, then were silent the rest of the time. I'm not even kidding or exaggerating. I think it must have been some sort of OCD disorder.

Windows Sucks : Who has a neighbor who keeps changing furniture position every week ?

FrogLungs : I swear it sounds like the ppl above me are either trying to get bowling balls to bounce or they are drop kicking each other constantly. I hate them.

Vally123 : I…I think I actually recognized a bunch of those sounds. This is eerily realistic.

TheRealDeal : This is no Joking matter, Disturbing the Peace is a serious problem.

Rondroogy Enriquez : For a minute there, I thought I was watching a documentary about my upstairs neighbors.

Chex LeMeneux : i want to own a house so bad...

peblezQ : It sounds like my upstairs neighbor decides to rearrange all of their furniture and throw random shit on the floor for a few hours in the middle of the night most nights. It's usually done only when I have to wake up at 5:00am the next morning...

Canti654 : They left out the inexplicable use of power tools at all times of the day.

bluegoldginger : Apartment living is responsible for millions of people losing thier mind! and becoming murderers!

Chopchopchop : I would love to know how the 10 year old kid upstairs sounds like an elephant when he walks.

Me Me : It's *just* like that. "What the hell are they doing up there?" At 3am?!?! On a Wednesday?!?! These 2 only forgot to rearrange the furniture. Come 10pm it's time to move that heavy wardrobe you inherited from your grandmother and the bed.

Santiago Bernal Macía : You guys are good, but you should see my upstairs neighbors, they are professionals.

TheSuperQuail : This is my goddamn life right now!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?!?!!?! I actually have developed insomnia thanks to these bastards.

Clay Yantis : This is why I live in a house. Noisy people upstairs are like the classic Chinese water tortures. No thanks! I don't find this video funny at all. :)

LL Cool J : So accurate! "It sounds like a baby the size of a giant is learning how to walk!" <- I hear this one every damn night. My ceiling even shakes and the light flickers. What are they doing!?

April Choyce : For 6 months my upstairs neighbors ..I actually called the office to see if they had hardwood floors instead of carpet like the rest of us...after reporting them numerous times I wrote him a four page letter that was strong but not rude and then most of the noise stopped ..I had to knock on his door one more time after that then couple months all the noise stopped ..so I've had peace for a little over a year now

Andrew McMillan : Should have ended with them hearing some noise above them and flipping out in rage

John Smith : I hate both of them. They look exactly like the kind of people who would actually do this.

April Choyce : I literally thought my neighbors had a pack of dogs that would run back and forth on wood floors but they have carpet like I do and then it sounded like they would move furniture back and forth every night and bounce basketballs off the walls.. then he would vacuum at Midnight and 5 or 6 am..he would yell at his girlfriend.. I didn't get any sleep for 6 months..total nightmare

O Adnan : I'm honestly trying to watch this video but my upstairs neighbour is making it too difficult.

Blake Ellison : Brilliant video. My upstairs neighbors are aspiring sound artists too. I sometimes join in with my pots and pans

TheLonelyApparition : The person downstairs, who can't get adequate sleep, winds up having a tough time at work. They need that job to pay for rent, food, etc. Poor nutrition + lack of sleep + Toxic work environment = an unhealthy state of mind. Consider Newton's 3rd law: "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" Consider the golden rule: "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"I'm really not trying to sound threatening or anything but if you still don't understand what I'm getting at then why not turn on the news and consider the big picture?!

Tom Tomson : we had a single up stairs neighbor that would spend long hours sobbing loudly and vomiting. every time we seen her out she seemed and looked so nice and normal tho. she moved out and a deaf couple moved in. thats when the fun really started. luckily we were already in the process of moving and only had to deal with that shit for 9 days

GameplayJenny : That woman downstairs could be me. My upstairs neighbours are utterly baffling and completely unbearable.

BLahgeek : Upstairs neighbors are the #1 cause of murder