Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

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How It Should Have Ended : This is so perfect.  I've seriously had these neighbors...

lovemyslowee : I hate my upstairs neighbors.

SugarCoder : Love the sarcasm in this video! Sadly, my neighbors are exactly like that. They are huge elephants who don't give a crap about anyone else but themselves...so they constantly make loud noises after midnight. T___T

ICduke : The real problem is cheaping out on construction. Ever wonder why you never hear someone above you in an office building?

Iydo Vercy : I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me. Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an appartment.

Jon Irenicus : You guys forgot to drag a wooden chair from the living room to the bedroom and back.

TheRealDeal : This is no Joking matter, Disturbing the Peace is a serious problem.

lwst82 : Wood flooring above bedrooms should be banned

Nathan Yeung : "Their ceiling is our stage." lmao

wantsanewvehicle : Lmfao so true.. I live in a duplex with a single woman in her 70's above me.. Wtf is she doing up there!?!?

NotTheJen FromBackThen : So funny.  So true.  There should be an apartment law that makes you have to be screened to see if you would qualify for an upstairs apartment.

tj baby : Apartments could install sound barriers between floors but they are too cheap ass to do that. Office spaces have a layer built in between floors to trap noise. Why apartments can't do this is beyond common sense.

Progressiveguy1992 : My upstairs neighbors have been in the middle of a move for the past 2 years…

Jacob Yorgey : Our upstairs neighbors need to be checked out by their medical physician. I am convinced that they have not slept in the last 3 months and run various stage plays, UFC competitions, possibly taking part in the Kumite, getting intimate on the floor & maybe human sacrifices?

Jaded Mermaid : This must be modeled after my upstairs neighbors. Suckers are unemployed and bang around all day, all night, then wake up early in the morning and start moving furniture, hammering things into the wall, god knows what else. Apartments here are all carpeted yet it sounds like Godzilla fighting King Kong up there at all hours of the day, especially from the lard ass woman who literally laps the apartment going from room to room making this noise. I get no sleep anymore.

Mr Genetix : My upstairs neighbors had party every friday/saturday night.... so i had a party every saturday/sunday morning at 6am... after few weeks they stopped... for a half-year.... now they're starting it again and I'm preparing my subwoofer and speakers for tomorrow morning.

Cheryl Ferry : I live on the top floor. Sometimes I hear my downstairs neighbor cough, and I realize she MUST be hearing my farts.

Santiago Bernal Macía : You guys are good, but you should see my upstairs neighbors, they are professionals.

Mizzy's Parrots : I seriously wish I knew my upstairs neighbors email so I could send them this link. ALL of this is exactly what they sound like!! Its unreal. I swear they go bowling and drop marbles all night long. They get home from work every day at 10pm, and immediately start banging around and dropping things. I work third shift and don't go in until midnight, and it never fails that they wake me up when they get home and ruin my pre-work nap. And then all morning they are dropping things, their dog is running in circles, and I hear their phones vibrate. Its SO IRRITATING!

The Captain's Old Dog : Hilarious....what bugs me more if that I want to know what they are doing!....what causes one to walk incessantly back and forth slamming things around for 45 minutes at a time, multiple times, throughout an 8 hr period?. Am I missing out on some type of project I could be doing? Is opening and slamming drawers more fun that I presume it is? As I speak their dog is running back and forth...this much I KNOW

1234566 : Apartment = living in a big house with your shitty neighbors while paying lots of money for rent to destroy your sanity and health. I don't think I could ever live in an apartment.

Vally123 : I…I think I actually recognized a bunch of those sounds. This is eerily realistic.

Chex LeMeneux : i want to own a house so bad...

FrogLungs : I swear it sounds like the ppl above me are either trying to get bowling balls to bounce or they are drop kicking each other constantly. I hate them.

Canti654 : They left out the inexplicable use of power tools at all times of the day.

WhatMeWorry : I've come to terms with the fact that they're just practicing for the Furniture Moving Olympics

E. Latimer : Me: I'll get some writing done before bed! Upstairs Neighbor: I think I'll bang on my floor like a lunatic for a few hours! And then I got so mad I searched "upstairs neighbors" just to hear other people complaining and I found this. It's truly a thing of beauty.

ZC : I can feel the pain :/ living underneath people who think its okay playing football and sprinting indoors all day.

drcadillac : You guys are hilarious, especially the lady her facial expressions are top.

Andrew McMillan : Should have ended with them hearing some noise above them and flipping out in rage

Arysta : I had neighbors who moved furniture for HOURS each day, then were silent the rest of the time. I'm not even kidding or exaggerating. I think it must have been some sort of OCD disorder.

LL Cool J : So accurate! "It sounds like a baby the size of a giant is learning how to walk!" <- I hear this one every damn night. My ceiling even shakes and the light flickers. What are they doing!?

Chopchopchop : I would love to know how the 10 year old kid upstairs sounds like an elephant when he walks.

John Smith : I hate both of them. They look exactly like the kind of people who would actually do this.

Edina Monsoon : omg.... just 7 more months.

GameplayJenny : That woman downstairs could be me. My upstairs neighbours are utterly baffling and completely unbearable.

TheLonelyApparition : The person downstairs, who can't get adequate sleep, winds up having a tough time at work. They need that job to pay for rent, food, etc. Poor nutrition + lack of sleep + Toxic work environment = an unhealthy state of mind. Consider Newton's 3rd law: "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" Consider the golden rule: "do unto others as you would have others do unto you"I'm really not trying to sound threatening or anything but if you still don't understand what I'm getting at then why not turn on the news and consider the big picture?!

X T : I love how this is modeled after those cheesy cliche videos/ads/interviews with stupid people doing something they think is original, with that tired overused music in the background.

onlyoldnavy : I hate living in an apartment. The assh0les upstairs are just like this.

TheSuperQuail : This is my goddamn life right now!! WHAT ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?!?!!?! I actually have developed insomnia thanks to these bastards.

theoriginal68niou1 : I'd be downstairs making noise of my own... gun shots with the barrel pointed up.

BeccaBxo : Posting this on facebook so my upstairs neighbors can take a hint...

Geo T : This is dammed funny, but the real thing is the opposite. When managers play up "hardwood floors" as a good thing, don't rent there!

stankbitchface queen : sounds like I have GODZILLA living above me...shes hard on those dry ass feet

Rondroogy Enriquez : For a minute there, I thought I was watching a documentary about my upstairs neighbors.

Jam Cloudberry : Hopefully, I was never this type of neighbor. My downstairs neighbors were really laid back, so that's probably why they never complained about me dancing around my living room and chasing the dog around my apartment sometimes. Then again, I was out working most of the day and went to bed pretty early. Also, I'm not an elephant. But please, if you're an upstairs neighbor, try not to be a nuisance, especially if the people downstairs ask you nicely. You never know, you might live downstairs one day yourself.

Tammy : And don't forget walking aimlessly around in a tiny apartment for no apparent reason... 24/7. ;)

ParaglidingManiac : My upstairs neighbor likes to drop bowling balls on the floor and roll metal bearing around his apartment.

Me Me : It's *just* like that. "What the hell are they doing up there?" At 3am?!?! On a Wednesday?!?! These 2 only forgot to rearrange the furniture. Come 10pm it's time to move that heavy wardrobe you inherited from your grandmother and the bed.

RattlerX5150 : I am 100% certain these guys talked to my upstairs neighbor