Everyone's Upstairs Neighbors

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How It Should Have Ended : This is so perfect.  I've seriously had these neighbors...

SugarCoder : Love the sarcasm in this video! Sadly, my neighbors are exactly like that. They are huge elephants who don't give a crap about anyone else but themselves...so they constantly make loud noises after midnight. T___T

drcadillac : You guys are hilarious, especially the lady her facial expressions are top.

tj baby : Apartments could install sound barriers between floors but they are too cheap ass to do that. Office spaces have a layer built in between floors to trap noise. Why apartments can't do this is beyond common sense.

Nathan Yeung : "Their ceiling is our stage." lmao

TastefullyOffensive.com : This is brilliant and hilarious. One of the best sketches of 2015, so far.

Jaded Mermaid : This must be modeled after my upstairs neighbors. Suckers are unemployed and bang around all day, all night, then wake up early in the morning and start moving furniture, hammering things into the wall, god knows what else. Apartments here are all carpeted yet it sounds like Godzilla fighting King Kong up there at all hours of the day, especially from the lard ass woman who literally laps the apartment going from room to room making this noise. I get no sleep anymore.

Vegan Mark : I`m documenting my hell from the neighbour upstairs on my channel at the moment. They guy is actually driving me out of my home. I have no choice but to move out and the worst thing is that the law here in Britain is on his side as they won`t do anything about him.

Chopchopchop : I would love to know how the 10 year old kid upstairs sounds like an elephant when he walks.

Progressiveguy1992 : My upstairs neighbors have been in the middle of a move for the past 2 years…

wantsanewvehicle : Lmfao so true.. I live in a duplex with a single woman in her 70's above me.. Wtf is she doing up there!?!?

Li Gill : I live next to these two no lie!!!!

Dr Checkmate : Captainsparklez anyone?

X T : I love how this is modeled after those cheesy cliche videos/ads/interviews with stupid people doing something they think is original, with that tired overused music in the background.

Arysta : I had neighbors who moved furniture for HOURS each day, then were silent the rest of the time. I'm not even kidding or exaggerating. I think it must have been some sort of OCD disorder.

Mizzy's Parrots : I seriously wish I knew my upstairs neighbors email so I could send them this link. ALL of this is exactly what they sound like!! Its unreal. I swear they go bowling and drop marbles all night long. They get home from work every day at 10pm, and immediately start banging around and dropping things. I work third shift and don't go in until midnight, and it never fails that they wake me up when they get home and ruin my pre-work nap. And then all morning they are dropping things, their dog is running in circles, and I hear their phones vibrate. Its SO IRRITATING!

Agent 74 : I swear my upstairs neighbor gets around the house by dragging herself around on a flower pot. What the actual fuck can possibly be making these bizarre noises?

Vally123 : I…I think I actually recognized a bunch of those sounds. This is eerily realistic.

Chex LeMeneux : i want to own a house so bad...

ICduke : The real problem is cheaping out on construction. Ever wonder why you never hear someone above you in an office building?

BeccaBxo : Posting this on facebook so my upstairs neighbors can take a hint...

NotTheJen FromBackThen : So funny.  So true.  There should be an apartment law that makes you have to be screened to see if you would qualify for an upstairs apartment.

Jacob Yorgey : Our upstairs neighbors need to be checked out by their medical physician. I am convinced that they have not slept in the last 3 months and run various stage plays, UFC competitions, possibly taking part in the Kumite, getting intimate on the floor & maybe human sacrifices?

Andrew McMillan : Should have ended with them hearing some noise above them and flipping out in rage

BruceWillakers : The Deadpan is insane in this.

lovemyslowee : I hate my upstairs neighbors.

The Captain's Old Dog : Hilarious....what bugs me more if that I want to know what they are doing!....what causes one to walk incessantly back and forth slamming things around for 45 minutes at a time, multiple times, throughout an 8 hr period?. Am I missing out on some type of project I could be doing? Is opening and slamming drawers more fun that I presume it is? As I speak their dog is running back and forth...this much I KNOW

Paz Klerben : This is a fucking classic. Its so damn specificically relatable that its nauseating how accurate it is. Well done. This video will probably be immortalized in time

Iydo Vercy : I had upstairs neighbors who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine. I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I could tell he was hitting it deep for a good 30 minutes nonstop. I fapped a couple of times. Not in a gay way. But gay or straight, if you heard this guy and his deep-pound-method, it’d amaze you like it amazed me. Eventually, I realized that I slept below their kitchen, not their bedroom. And that I had fapped to the laundry on spin-cycle. And that they were probably just two straight guys sharing an appartment.

Gerbil : CaptainSparklez stream anyone?

Mr Genetix : My upstairs neighbors had party every friday/saturday night.... so i had a party every saturday/sunday morning at 6am... after few weeks they stopped... for a half-year.... now they're starting it again and I'm preparing my subwoofer and speakers for tomorrow morning.

Tom Tomson : we had a single up stairs neighbor that would spend long hours sobbing loudly and vomiting. every time we seen her out she seemed and looked so nice and normal tho. she moved out and a deaf couple moved in. thats when the fun really started. luckily we were already in the process of moving and only had to deal with that shit for 9 days

ImTooAbstract : This is why I always opt to stay on the top floor...

Lex Marie : This reminds me of a Portlandia skit.

gaudiofan : but seriously, wtf are my neighbors doing up there? they pace back-and-forth for hours! so fucking frustrating.

GalooGameLady : My upstairs neighbors right now. Right this fucking second. Sounds like a rhino with bowling balls for feet. God, I hate them.

Canti654 : They left out the inexplicable use of power tools at all times of the day.

E. Latimer : Me: I'll get some writing done before bed! Upstairs Neighbor: I think I'll bang on my floor like a lunatic for a few hours! And then I got so mad I searched "upstairs neighbors" just to hear other people complaining and I found this. It's truly a thing of beauty.

Cheryl Ferry : I live on the top floor. Sometimes I hear my downstairs neighbor cough, and I realize she MUST be hearing my farts.

RattlerX5150 : I am 100% certain these guys talked to my upstairs neighbor

Michael Bakker : believe us, this is not far from the truth..based on our current upstairs neighbour, who makes our life hell...

Jam Cloudberry : Hopefully, I was never this type of neighbor. My downstairs neighbors were really laid back, so that's probably why they never complained about me dancing around my living room and chasing the dog around my apartment sometimes. Then again, I was out working most of the day and went to bed pretty early. Also, I'm not an elephant. But please, if you're an upstairs neighbor, try not to be a nuisance, especially if the people downstairs ask you nicely. You never know, you might live downstairs one day yourself.

WhatMeWorry : I've come to terms with the fact that they're just practicing for the Furniture Moving Olympics

Keith Knittel : Shockingly accurate

CK : Who else came from CaptainSparklez?

TazeMeBro McCleskey : I lived in a large apartment. The neighbor upstairs had 2 bedrooms, and also had 3 adults and 5 children. Every fucking morning like clockwork, you would hear these kids running laps from one room to another for a good hour before school. Like seriously running from the farthest of one end of their home to the other. LITERALLY running back and forth, 4 kids at a time. Not exaggerating. I forgot about it until I watched this video. I used to blast a loud swamp cooler to block out the noise. We tried to let them know by knocking on their door, which seemed to not do a single thing to lessen the triathlon ran every morning. So I started to play music, REALLY LOUD about an hour before the kids normally started, that way I could screw them out of an hour of sleep. They probably slept through it but I also would yell at them, complained to landlord. Made no difference.

lwst82 : Wood flooring above bedrooms should be banned

ZC : I can feel the pain :/ living underneath people who think its okay playing football and sprinting indoors all day.

theoriginal68niou1 : I'd be downstairs making noise of my own... gun shots with the barrel pointed up.

Underscribe : so true I hate my upstairs neighbors