The Bullet Express Full Infomercial

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Kevbo Kev : What happened to "good" "quality" infomercials like these to help with my insomnia. Only thing around is the damned Shark vacuum.

Mngalahad : I like how they invited everyone else just to show them how much better they are than the rest of their family.

Mngalahad : 12:58 thanks for letting me know this was a paid advertisement for the bullet express. I almost thought it was the recording of a real family.

George Wang : Using plain pureed tomato as your pizza "sauce"? Potato au gratin without making a roux? And no one is adding any salt whatsoever. More like flavorless express.

cool emilio : Aunt Martha fell in a deep depression after hearing the comment "Even you can't make it that fast Martha" but who knew Martha was a meatloaf expert? Rip aunt Martha

Delius Lyndon : That turkey meatloaf is an abomination

Teagan : I like how in the beginning the two kids come in, and then 2 seconds later, they're completely gone.

eugie : Granny: “it's a pain in the..." Mick: “Aaas I was saying..."

josey smith : she does,, not understand how pizza sauce works

Vincent Laflamme : Holy crap! This looks more like an "adult swim" type parody than an actual informercial lol.

Rawk4Life : "How about a 15 second nachos supreme to hold you over?" It took him 26 seconds. LIAR!

Teagan : "This is not a food processor.Now lets make a turkey meatloaf." *puts on the Food Processor attachment*

Josh Duncan : Mick: "Have you ever tasted meatloaf as good as that?" Martha: (takes a microscopic bite and barely chews it) "I don't believe it. This is fantastic!"

Nico Reveco : Aunt Martha hating on the low

Michael Jackson : These people are more rude than peppermint patty at charlie browns thanksgiving lunch

Joseph Charles : "Look, can you see that? Are you watching? I want you to notice something. Are you ready? Look at that. Did you see it? Did you look? Look at this. Did you miss it? Watch it again. Can you see that? No, not that, the other thing. Just watch this, guys. Oh, you missed it. Just kidding. Have a look at this. And while you're doing that, I want you to notice something...." I don't want this guy to die, I just want him to suffer.

Wesley Van Anden : "The last time many of these people were seen alive. Rumor has it they all went to a dinner party but nobody ever saw any of them leave. Neighbors say that at night, loud noises such as explosions, electricity humming and what they are convinced are muffled human screams. are heard. Occasionally bright lights emanate from the basement windows while simultaneously causing rolling blackouts in the area."

Olole : I wonder what they talk about at the the dinner table when it's not about the bullet express

TwistyMcFisty : I'm impressed they made a salad that was able to unmix itself.

Anthony Burkett : Ralph shouts: "LET'S GET TO THE FOOD!!!" as he has a whole platter of nachos and cheese. 2:29

Michael DellaMonaca : nothing they made looks good, nothing.

Reinheardt : 8:05 Oh my God, you destroyed his spirit. He just wanted to help

Muhammad Lee : Aunt Martha stays being judgmental from a distance

Tidus : They couldn't figure out the correct amount of the ingredient necessary to avoid this machine shitting all over the place?

charchar234cj : Will somebody give aunt Martha the award for outstanding supporting actress already

ladycplum : Sheesh Mick, would you like some chips with your cheese?

Mngalahad : is it an american thing to make meat loaf? it looks absolutely disgusting. even the japanese shredded fish looks less hideous. EDIT: who the fucks cooks with ketchup? why not also top it with cheetos?

cmc22597 : Anyone else catch that chick jacking off the guy in green at 10:20

Jorge Rodriguez : They're all ganging up on Martha 😂😂

Hannah C : Am I the only one who just thinks "major cross contamination!" After he handles the raw turkey breast, then goes to touch everything else. And then NEVER goes to wash his hands??

Mau506 : That's not a pizza, that's a mess!

simon b : Question: "How long would it take to make a cheesecake?" Answer: "I use a big stan mixer" That was not the question Madame

Mlg Grape : OMG the pepperoni looks like it's 5 years old

Casey J : Martha always looks like she's smelling something bad lol

Fast Flash : I dare you to take a shot everytime they say "A little bit"

Harry Forster : “A liiiiiitle bit of cream cheese” Adds a mountain of cream cheese

Jalapeño Papi : Apple pie is probably the easiest lie to make

The Cinema Cynic : "A little bit of cream cheese" *Puts in four bricks*

山田さつき : It's pretty easy to tell Mick hates his co-star, Mimi, because he always has a frown when she's in the limelight and interrupts her when he can.

Erin Walton : ..you literally need 2 people to use this thing. Someone to shove the food in, & someone else to turn the plate/bowl around in circles. dufuq

Douche Bag : worried about fat yet put brown sugar and Ketchup which both full of sugar.

Printemps. : That looks cool -- but also a mess-maker. Question, if it is just you using that machine, who is gonna be there to turn the plate consecutively so the food doesn't fall all over the floor and make a deathly mess???

Rich Lohman : Everyone we go to Mick & Mimi's they try and sell is something!!!

SharkBoi34 : A little bit of sugar......😑

EjPwned : My childhood 😭😭😭😭 Who else remembers watching this when you woke up early on Saturday mornings???

PendulumFTW : Is Ralph the same person who played Berman in "Magic Bullet"?

Jeffrey Lombardo : No comments on Mimi's cans?

Stacy Roberts : That "meatloaf" was SO liquified. lol

Kazutoification : 4:36 Ketchup is in a zig-zag pattern, but then it's not afterwards. rip

Markxxx : Most of these dishes made as demonstrated would not work. That apple pie would be awful for instance.