DJO - Happy in Paraguay

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Spockitans : Bad lip reading ain't got shit on this.

Barnacules Nerdgasm : This is still the best thing on the internet! :P

Gaming Wildlife : 1-800-608-562-4-1-800-608-565656-1-800-608-562-4-1-800-608-565656 *explode*

Trent : Jesus is a raisin.

nerfherder1986 : **cocks uniform**

Bailey260012 : I love that patrick stewart quoted this one!

Darth Spock : years later this is still the shit APPLE JUICE!

CaptainSkelebones : i can never hear the song tom sawyer or look at apple juice without saying APPLE JUICE FOR HALF PRICE! damn you!

Phobos Anomaly : I wish there was a full version of the "Apple juice for half price" song lol

Adam Young : APPAJOOCE

James Daniels : Did you water your airport, Jim?

PixelDrink : Jesus is a raisin.

Ankush Narula : years later - this is still hilarious - love me some DJO

hardrocker04 : ok well after research that line picard says at 0:24 - 0:28 is from the song hero by Mariah Carey feat. Luciano Pavarotti and the line he says is "E vuoi dimenticare" which translated from italian to "and you want to forget"

Trenton Lacy : Goddamn. At least 50% of the views on this video are from me. Also, for those interested: Star Trek: The Next Generation "Force of Nature" Season 7, Episode 9

SaltedCaramel92 : Why do I get the urge to drink apple juice while watching this?!?

GreenDay1981 : I have a sheep doing roofing at my house too!

saviorpants : It's sad how the "Bad Lip Reading" people ripped you guys off so shamelessly.

Dembai : This is always the one that makes me laugh so hard I cry. Every fucking time. Also whoever does your Worf is my hero.

Riryia Roach : five years still watch this every day and i love it. not every day but. a lot. i still laugh. always

Heidi Schultz : I saw the actual episode on tv to day and quoted along to it, I was dying! Still my favorite video on the internet!

ESHbyESH : Hi all. My name is Darrell and I have an addiction to fisting ashtrays. I dialed the number at the end of the apple juice commercials and the next thing I knew I had been faxed to Darth Vader and then to the IRS building.

Wayne Frazer : Thanks to DJO for the hole in my bag.

bimclunk : The original episode was on TV the other night. "Force of Nature"

TimmahUK : Behold, pay respects to clearly one of the best vidyas on the Tube. PS. Someone must create ringtone of "apple juice, for half price"

BAwesomeDesign : I use "I need to go piss soon--real bad" almost every day.

MedicalSpud : Freaking found it! The episode is called "Force of Nature". :D

Niko L : sounds like the guys from Bad Lip Reading...

J.J : this will always be relevant in my heart

Cherry Garcia : my friends and I had this on vhs tape about 10 years ago. watched it a few times laughing our asses off. and passing around a dinner plate with a bunch of highway lines on it.

drinndalynn : I always end up right where I belong. Pass the chadder.

voicetube : I have not seen this in maybe about a year and going back to it I realize this is my favorite DJO video! I'm amazed at how many of the DEEPLY classic DJO lines this one video contains!

Fuzzi Bunni : Rush!

nitehawk86 : The French are about to kick some ass, indeed.

adfaklsdjf : Verified; I started basing my password schemes on phrases from this video around 2010. "Warp Me 2 Halfx450" "Abdomen And Dried Fish Nom" "Zep&Ched@153" This sort of thing. The possibilities are endless.

Infinityy : Who came from star trek discovery

AndroidDoctorr : DJO > BLR

Sara Virta : LMAO! HOLY SHIT!

MrFrequency4twenty : Ninjas hijacked my mother

John Harrison : OH YEAH! We want to freak out on you! You have a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom.. Weeyew!

shaundis buddyguy : i said :" we need to eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs and 47 living rooms i like it" in one sentence in the office and noone knew what i was talking about . was sad for a moment but i knew it was perfect

The Channel Fadge : DJO has made me obsessed with drinking apple juice IRL

wikieditspam : 1:30 The moment you've all been waiting for.

jelt1979 : Absolute classic. Did you water your airport Jim?

Dylan Mazzocca : Hey!...That number is a lie. I called it, and I didn't get no apple juice.

Netpobny : Most badass part 1:30

Eric Holcombe : Years and years later I still love this video

UpSky2 : Wrong date? Fire some apples at the YouTube building! in a nice short video with ham and 123456applejuice-Bum.

Mike Wilson : Haven't seen this in 8 years, "cheddar chhheese" still got me good

K G : Please what program do you use to make these videos?? I would really like to know thank you.