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PunchlineEverytime : I can't sing the praises of this video enough.  Just last week I was attacked by a mugger who was asleep in their own bed and what I learned in this video may have saved my life.  Thanks, Sensei Kaywood!

Cheeses Fries : real situation #99, a mugger is in jail and he wants to mug you....

azariasthelast : Real life situation number 4:Your kid has fallen into a gorilla cage and is currently being mugged by the gorilla. That's when you pull out your gun.

Gabriel Mendoza : Known fact all muggers mug you for money to buy crack

MadMaker7 : From YouTube skits to being a famous rapper and an actor in one of the biggest films of the year. Inspirational.

Everette Bills : Gotta love the scene transitions And still no crack for you today my friend

Violence City : It's all about wrist control

blinkatreyu : I love those transitions he makes haha DerrickComedy was the best of the best on youtube back in the day. 

Marvale Kellogg : Man I'm 21 now and I was 13 when I first started watching these there still hilarious

high. : "You encounter a mugger, okay? he wants crack." *Donald looks at the camera like "yeah, right"*.

GangsterTurtles : This helped so much. I was mugged by a bird a long time ago. Now I can defend my self no more crack for that bird.

Terry Guerra : He must be hardcore. He's a white belt "instructor".

Enmanuel : Was that first mugger Childish Gambino?

LilTittyTwist : Real Life Situation #1031. Your mugger was born without arm and wants crack. So all you gotta do get wrist control.

TheSoYa : I remember when this came out. Still funny

Sadpants McGee : Just took an NRA Certified Personal Defense class, and all they did was play this video and hand us a certificate of completion. And then they mugged us to buy crack.

5thElemnt : I got wrist control.

Username0123456789 : 0:55 - THIS IS AMERICA

Will Taylor : The beginning of sketch comedy on youtube

ChamaChama : Is that Glover? Lol

Ryan Holmes : this is the best self defense video on the internet

Syasya Hisham : no crack for you my friend

Quentin Dickens : Its 2018 and i still show this video to people funny as heck

MOMOarabe : this was 8 YEARS AGO!?!? holy shit how come i never saw that before

Reyes Gonzalez : I am 12 years to late I could of stopped the mugger who attacked me while he laid on his death bed

Adam Wright : Holy shit, I just realized that Donald Glover was in this.

TheIceSamurai : This is still the greatest video on the internet

aesthetic : Real Life Situation Number 7: your mugger is in his grave. first thing, wrist control, wrist control, and it'll be easy cause he's *DEAD.* Okay, and then i'll *PULL OUT MY GUN* (Intense Shrieking)

sonji_chindia ? : Everybody wants to mug you and they all want crack and u should always carry a gun

blockthisuser : fathers of yt

Alex C : THIS is America

TheSecretProvider : I'm so glad all the thumbnails are back.

WordsForStrangers : wow i saw this in middle school and never realized the black dude was donald glover

Arielle Montgomery : R kelly took this class

Kobe Greenan : This wouldn't happen if Reagan was never president smh

Zenhotta : You know, call me crazy, but I don't think that those guys were mugging him

Three Freaks, One Cup : I like how even in the last scene he's setting up the next transition

Preston G : real life situation number 5: your mugger is a herd of tigers, THEY ARE TRYING TO MUG YOU

Mani Singh : Watching this after This is America..

Markcut 23 : Complete control...

Phantomz Requiem : Oh god, this was 10 years ago? Makes me feel so old.

Jkkk J : It's aaaaaallllllll about wrist control

YoutubeUser : "Hes asleep and hes mugging you." Hahahaha its been a decade and i still remember that scene

Cheap Rock Films : He wants your money to buy Crack

Kevin Feng : Why thumbnail and profile pic change???

Good Guy Inc : I thought Donald was going to say "Oh, I'm the mugger 'cause I'm black. right?"

Twist Clip : dream crack tastes terrible though

CN What I'm Saiyan? : I lost my everything the moment he pulled out the gun

Diego Baquerizo : Who else is here cause of bhd

Derek'sPilot : lol this should be the government proposal video for the NRA.