Bill Burr - Population Control

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gingersleep : His redneck and girlfriend impressions are the best.

klompsauce : "That's not a family photo, that's an environmental disaster, and you framed it" I think his is my favorite joke he does

catherine birch : My parents had the right idea, they saw that I wasn`t anything special, so they didn`t have any more!

Stefan Kalik : Does anyone else come just for the JEEST NIIIBLLIN?

Giannis Antetokounmpo NBA 2019 Most Valuable Player : Thanos probably saw one of Bill Burr's show......

Count Wolfula : "The Deer are eating up all the grass ! JUSS NIBBLIN' !!"

StateoftheNihil : Abortion is a good population control.

QuantumBraced : "That's not a family photo, that's a environmental disaster" Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

nelson santiago : "Just nibbling"

MrMac5150 : It is so sad, but true, we are so over populated.

xnoidedhermitx : as george carlin said "animals are perfectly okay with out us. nature will run its course, humans are the problem!

ChipArgyle : Why did the word 'Duggar' just pop into my mind?

Gary Box : hes got a point

Rob Gibson : Bill Burr is one of the best

greenday103921guns : Thanos watched this.

Covfefe : Deers didn't put a hole in the ozone layer, however, they can put a hole through the front windshield of your car. Still great standup, though.

Gammareign : Actually, in the eastern United States, deer are overpopulated due to a lack of apex predators. Deer will strip the understory of forests bare and make it harder for trees to reproduce.

Colin White : I'm 100% down with sterilizing both dogs and humans.

libertateaaa : say that to africans and indians

RYG : perfect way to help control population, and it's such an easy solution... ban every one from having children for the next 30 years. anyone gets pregnant within that time, abort it. think about how much the population would go down. as bill says, more lane on the freeway, shorter lines at the bank, store, grocery store, where ever

H H : I was that dude who took 15 min on the bread once...

Forrest Trump : 0:27 Just nibblin'!

tylerdurden3891 : Been stuck in traffic for 3 hours for a ride that should take half that. Bill's words here are therapy for me.

Shadow Seeker : u may see this as a joke but this is facts and on that I'd like to share a revelation about our kind that has passed on to me through a fictional character in a scifi movie and i quote: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague... AGENT SMITH(the matrix-1999)

Orville Siri : Just nibbling just nibbling lol

Jacob Solis : Thanos theory

Deon Van der Westhuizen : This is not a joke.

Michael Cope : JUST A NIBBLIN'!!

SonoftheWay35 : It's a simple calculus This universe is finite, its resources, finite… if life is left unchecked, life will cease to exist. It needs correcting.

Eliza Waters : This man speaks truth

American Rights : Yeah deer aren't over populated humans are but you really want to put them out of their misery sometimes. We had so many deer here at one point they were literally starving to death by the side of the road which upset me 1 because they're a beautiful animal and 2 that great tasting meat is going to waste. I saw someone tie up a German shepherd and they were letting it starve I could see its spine in its stomach I got it some food, but it was in a different town. Never saw it again think it probably died. I would rather be shot, drown , or caught in a fire than die like that.

doctordonuthin : This guy hits the nail on the head. Our government 'Teresa May' is now going to build more social housing 1,000,000 houses to house people who need social housing, some of which produce 5 or more kids on benefit, because they can. There are genuine good people out there in all classes, but these ones are outbreeding the intelligent, and when these kids are old enough to vote we'll have our own Trump, because they'll vote for their own selfish reasons and what they think is rightfully theirs. Anyone who wants a taster of tomorrow should watch the film 'Idiocracy', never a truer word said in jest.

Raj Walia : My kinda person Wears Black Satirical Hates 99% of people Always Agitated

StLGunnerFan : See....Thanos has a point

TheReferee : Funny thing is just how very necessary especially in places with no natural predators (like UK) to control the population.

utubetommy : Burr is a funny guy, but not this time. Those who complain about overpopulation most likely are some of the most egregious consumers of natural resources. Just take a look at Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi. You don't have to look far. And to claim that Pelosi or Gore possess some intellectual superiority over the rest of us is laughable. Being crooked doesn't qualify one for the Nobel Prize. Obama proved that. So mister Burr, stick with subjects that don't turn people against one another... someone funnier than you may well have been aborted by some idiot woman's "choice". And if five people on the so-called "supreme" court can substitute and force their lack of morals on the other three hundred twenty million Americans living in this country with impunity, then we are in a sad state indeed. So it isn't just a matter of numbers. Who goes... who gets to stay, and who decides? Will the Pelosis and Gores of this world be on the committee that decides? Scary indeed, Mr. Burr.

haitianxu : Pound for pound greatest human who have ever lived according to Bill Burr: 1. Genghis Khan 2. Mao Ze Dong 3. Adolf Hitler 4. Joseph Stalin 5. Whomever rapes and murders Bill Burrs worthless environmental disaster of a family

jw11432 : Despite the number of edgy teenagers advocating for genocide based on a comical shtick, population control can be argued as a problem, but I've got to say that it's only with certain countries. The greater the population density, the greater the problem. So in the US, for example, you've got about 84 people per square mile: that's not bad. We have the space and resources here to support that. Other countries, however, such as China and India, have a real problem. India has 1.15 million per sq mile and China is at a whopping 3.6 million per sq mile. https://www.infoplease.com/world/population-statistics/population-density-square-mile-countries

adrian kovalski : 14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, 15 that whoever believes in Him should [c]not perish but have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. 18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 24 “Most assuredly, I say to you, he who hears My word and believes in Him who sent Me has everlasting life, and shall not come into judgment, but has passed from death into life. 25 Most assuredly, I say to you, the hour is coming, and now is, when the dead will hear the voice of the Son of God; and those who hear will live. 26 For as the Father has life in Himself, so He has granted the Son to have life in Himself, 27 and has given Him authority to execute judgment also, because He is the Son of Man. 28 Do not marvel at this; for the hour is coming in which all who are in the graves will hear His voice 29 and come forth—those who have done good, to the resurrection of life, and those who have done evil, to the resurrection of condemnation. 30 I can of Myself do nothing. As I hear, I judge; and My judgment is righteous, because I do not seek My own will but the will of the Father who sent Me.

Peter8aus8Berlin : Type in "Why Do I do This 2008". From minute 15:20 on is the whole bit including the part:"For every person who dies 3 new ones get born..... Everytime someone dies (and not beeing replaced) a LANE ON THE HIGHWAY OPENS UP".

Devin Mccurry : Exactly humans are the real problem, leave nature alone for once

Dio Brando : He's hilarious, but population control is important 🤣

Lsd Bread : They grow and populate until they don't have enough food left and then they ALL die

A Priest : *Avengers post credits*

Edgar Banuelos : Life has been hard since they banned GMO.

Mike Hunt Hertz : JEEST NIIIBLLIN

sebastian W : So true

Pulkit Sharma : Best 1st minute od a comedic sketch ever. EVER

Captain Raz : 1:25 problem is, the parents themselves dont have in their dna the iq to realize that or the shit they're doing

MarVal 911 : Bill Burr-y