Bill Burr - Population Control

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klompsauce : "That's not a family photo, that's an environmental disaster, and you framed it" I think his is my favorite joke he does

Stefan Kalik : Does anyone else come just for the JEEST NIIIBLLIN?

catherine birch : My parents had the right idea, they saw that I wasn`t anything special, so they didn`t have any more!

Count Wolfula : 0:45 "Alright Paul is still F***ing ! So tomorrah, if yuh gotta gun, f***in shoot him in the face !" LOL! That's so crazy !

nelson santiago : "Just nibbling"

Count Wolfula : "The Deer are eating up all the grass ! JUSS NIBBLIN' !!"

Gary Box : hes got a point

Rob Gibson : Bill Burr is one of the best

Covfefe : Deers didn't put a hole in the ozone layer, however, they can put a hole through the front windshield of your car. Still great standup, though.

StateoftheNihil : Abortion is a good population control.

QuantumBraced : "That's not a family photo, that's a environmental disaster" Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

Hazem Haidar : I was that dude who took 15 min on the bread once...

Michael Cope : JUST A NIBBLIN'!!

Forrest Trump : 0:27 Just nibblin'!

SuperMudz : Save the ozone by killing the children. Yes that makes sense. The Aztecs were trying to stop the sky from falling too. Nice to see how much progress has been made over the millenia.

nathanlief : Woah, that was out of mein komfort zone.

tom west : There are over 6 billion of us, in a statistical sense the individual IS worthless; I've always found it funny how we are worthless by our own systems of measurement.

Blackbird2937 : We really do have a population problem Hitler Stalin and Mao should have done a better job

D Ahlm : OMG people it's comedy, enough with the deep conversation.

xnoidedx V : as george carlin said "animals are perfectly okay with out us. nature will run its course, humans are the problem!

Slikrik1212 : Stop making that fucking guy!! That dude is everywhere!

SuperMudz : I doubt it. It's more likely that your preferences for belief are just dumb. If you believe humans are worthless, then feel free to lead the way off a cliff, and everyone who agrees can follow you.

TheReferee : Funny thing is just how very necessary especially in places with no natural predators (like UK) to control the population.

ChipArgyle : Why did the word 'Duggar' just pop into my mind?

haitianxu : Pound for pound greatest human who have ever lived according to Bill Burr: 1. Genghis Khan 2. Mao Ze Dong 3. Adolf Hitler 4. Joseph Stalin 5. Whomever rapes and murders Bill Burrs worthless environmental disaster of a family

tylerdurden3891 : Been stuck in traffic for 3 hours for a ride that should take half that. Bill's words here are therapy for me.

gingersleep : His redneck and girlfriend impressions are the best.

MrMac5150 : It is so sad, but true, we are so over populated.

DWAYNE CURTIS : lmmfao..aight paul Still fucking, lol pure Gold...

Gammareign : Actually, in the eastern United States, deer are overpopulated due to a lack of apex predators. Deer will strip the understory of forests bare and make it harder for trees to reproduce.

Nick G : Nobody likes to admit the fact that some people shouldn't breed.

Vonsputen Hindenburg : That's disgusting apathy. Human beings can be absolutely wonderful. It's ancient social structures and power structures, ignorance and sociopathic overlords that fuck shit up. Don't buy into it, or it'll be a self fulfilling prophecy.

RYG : perfect way to help control population, and it's such an easy solution... ban every one from having children for the next 30 years. anyone gets pregnant within that time, abort it. think about how much the population would go down. as bill says, more lane on the freeway, shorter lines at the bank, store, grocery store, where ever

sabrija menigaobrija : This guy is genius. Just fucking genius

mark jones : That is not funny. YOU are funny but that is just too REAL to be funny…

rockamavinhero : Man it's always the fucking parents that have to ruin it for fuck's sake man.

Rawsilver : It's because deer cross onto roads and cause traffic accidents. But to be fair. There wasn't' a road before our encroaching tree cuttings asses decided to pop out 10 more kids a piece.

C M : Are you paying attention America? Some good advice here. Lol

BornN2Grave1 : Isn't this just a re-worded version of Carlin's routine?

David Wilds : Just nibblin'

alcyone svx : watched quite a few of the burr acts and the population subject comes out time and time again...

Cm Coluch : Pedos catfishers racists are some don’t need to exist.

Rogue-Spear : pretty much half of the world is India and China

Rogue-Spear : LOL @ all of the little fascists commenting

Traditional500 : Every one insanely clapping in that audience to the insanity of mentally ill Bill Burr's rants, is witnessing to the fact that they themselves all would be better off dead to help planet Earth....what an insane Matrix have we got ourselves into.....?

Eric Cartman : I know a guy who's about to have his 4th kid and his name is Paul. This has to be the greatest joke ever to me for that reason

doctordonuthin : This guy hits the nail on the head. Our government 'Teresa May' is now going to build more social housing 1,000,000 houses to house people who need social housing, some of which produce 5 or more kids on benefit, because they can. There are genuine good people out there in all classes, but these ones are outbreeding the intelligent, and when these kids are old enough to vote we'll have our own Trump, because they'll vote for their own selfish reasons and what they think is rightfully theirs. Anyone who wants a taster of tomorrow should watch the film 'Idiocracy', never a truer word said in jest.

Semper Fi : Comin out the trees just nibblin

RogueSeraph : "It has a nice spreeeead"

utubetommy : Burr is a funny guy, but not this time. Those who complain about overpopulation most likely are some of the most egregious consumers of natural resources. Just take a look at Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi. You don't have to look far. And to claim that Pelosi or Gore possess some intellectual superiority over the rest of us is laughable. Being crooked doesn't quality one to qualify for the Nobel Prize. Obama proved that. So mister Burr, stick with subjects that don't turn people against one another... someone funnier than you may well have been aborted by some idiot woman's "choice". And if five people on the so-called "supreme" court can substitute and force their lack of morals on the other three hundred twenty million Americans living in this country with impunity, then we are in a sad state indeed. So it isn't just a matter of numbers. Who goes... who gets to stay, and who decides? Will the Pelosis and Gores of this world be on the committee that decides? Scary indeed, Mr. Burr.