Bill Burr - Population Control

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klompsauce : "That's not a family photo, that's an environmental disaster, and you framed it" I think his is my favorite joke he does

Stefan Kalik : Does anyone else come just for the JEEST NIIIBLLIN?

catherine birch : My parents had the right idea, they saw that I wasn`t anything special, so they didn`t have any more!

nelson santiago : "Just nibbling"

Count Wolfula : "The Deer are eating up all the grass ! JUSS NIBBLIN' !!"

Blackbird2937 : We really do have a population problem Hitler Stalin and Mao should have done a better job

StateoftheNihil : Abortion is a good population control.

Gary Box : hes got a point

Rob Gibson : Bill Burr is one of the best

QuantumBraced : "That's not a family photo, that's a environmental disaster" Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

Covfefe : Deers didn't put a hole in the ozone layer, however, they can put a hole through the front windshield of your car. Still great standup, though.

tom west : There are over 6 billion of us, in a statistical sense the individual IS worthless; I've always found it funny how we are worthless by our own systems of measurement.

xnoidedhermitx : as george carlin said "animals are perfectly okay with out us. nature will run its course, humans are the problem!

H H : I was that dude who took 15 min on the bread once...

Wilson Fisk : Thanos probably saw one of Bill Burr's show......

Michael Cope : JUST A NIBBLIN'!!

Forrest Trump : 0:27 Just nibblin'!

Colin White : I'm 100% down with sterilizing both dogs and humans.

nathanlief : Woah, that was out of mein komfort zone.

D Ahlm : OMG people it's comedy, enough with the deep conversation.

SuperMudz : Save the ozone by killing the children. Yes that makes sense. The Aztecs were trying to stop the sky from falling too. Nice to see how much progress has been made over the millenia.

Eliza Waters : This man speaks truth

MrMac5150 : It is so sad, but true, we are so over populated.

Shadow Seeker : u may see this as a joke but this is facts and on that I'd like to share a revelation about our kind that has passed on to me through a fictional character in a scifi movie and i quote: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species, and I realised that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague... AGENT SMITH(the matrix-1999)

Bradley Strider : The world is overpopulated - depopulate the world - quantity or quality of life?

TheReferee : Funny thing is just how very necessary especially in places with no natural predators (like UK) to control the population.

SuperMudz : I doubt it. It's more likely that your preferences for belief are just dumb. If you believe humans are worthless, then feel free to lead the way off a cliff, and everyone who agrees can follow you.

utubetommy : Burr is a funny guy, but not this time. Those who complain about overpopulation most likely are some of the most egregious consumers of natural resources. Just take a look at Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi. You don't have to look far. And to claim that Pelosi or Gore possess some intellectual superiority over the rest of us is laughable. Being crooked doesn't quality one to qualify for the Nobel Prize. Obama proved that. So mister Burr, stick with subjects that don't turn people against one another... someone funnier than you may well have been aborted by some idiot woman's "choice". And if five people on the so-called "supreme" court can substitute and force their lack of morals on the other three hundred twenty million Americans living in this country with impunity, then we are in a sad state indeed. So it isn't just a matter of numbers. Who goes... who gets to stay, and who decides? Will the Pelosis and Gores of this world be on the committee that decides? Scary indeed, Mr. Burr.

tylerdurden3891 : Been stuck in traffic for 3 hours for a ride that should take half that. Bill's words here are therapy for me.

ChipArgyle : Why did the word 'Duggar' just pop into my mind?

haitianxu : Pound for pound greatest human who have ever lived according to Bill Burr: 1. Genghis Khan 2. Mao Ze Dong 3. Adolf Hitler 4. Joseph Stalin 5. Whomever rapes and murders Bill Burrs worthless environmental disaster of a family

libertateaaa : say that to africans and indians

gingersleep : His redneck and girlfriend impressions are the best.

Nick G : Nobody likes to admit the fact that some people shouldn't breed.

Gammareign : Actually, in the eastern United States, deer are overpopulated due to a lack of apex predators. Deer will strip the understory of forests bare and make it harder for trees to reproduce.

Vonsputen Hindenburg : That's disgusting apathy. Human beings can be absolutely wonderful. It's ancient social structures and power structures, ignorance and sociopathic overlords that fuck shit up. Don't buy into it, or it'll be a self fulfilling prophecy.

NassimHarameinVedas : One of the few great comedians still alive . . .

RYG : perfect way to help control population, and it's such an easy solution... ban every one from having children for the next 30 years. anyone gets pregnant within that time, abort it. think about how much the population would go down. as bill says, more lane on the freeway, shorter lines at the bank, store, grocery store, where ever

Peter8aus8Berlin : Type in "Why Do I do This 2008". From minute 15:20 on is the whole bit including the part:"For every person who dies 3 new ones get born..... Everytime someone dies (and not beeing replaced) a LANE ON THE HIGHWAY OPENS UP".

UNI MGTOW : Bloody Awesome. This guy is Funny.

DarthMohammed : "This shit is wack." You show your intelligence in such an eloquent manner. Just a suggestion, but maybe you should take your own advice.

DarthMohammed : I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that this was a conversation. I'm done here. Have fun fucking off.

Elu Arkham : Deer don't stare at me like a hippy/douchebag dumbfuck on the street either.

GurlPrincess : I immediately thought of the Duggar family! XD

Gehrman : It's truly incredible how many people on this page advocate decimation of human civilization as an appropriate method of population control. The irony of all this is these same people would defend the idea of a human cull to the hilt until they were called to be culled. Cowardly and selfish to the end. That's the human way, isn't it?

irvingcsaltzburg : "supporting this guy" "what this guy is really pushing" are you under the impression that Bill Burr is a politician? Because then that would mean you're too fucking stupid to have any kind of opinion about population control.

Gamebox27 : 4 seems like enough. That makes up for people who don't have kids, and leaves room for premature death and war. I don't think an excess of people produces enough innovation to make up for the strain. It seems like more innovation happened around the turn of the 20th century, when pop was under 2 billion, and most of it happened in developed countries.

jdreyn02 : Cowardly and selfish describes the human race pretty damn well. People actually condoning population control, I mean you really don't get much more depraved. When I see people write that kinda thing I think maybe a mass extinction event wouldn't be so bad. Maybe if people actually treated each other with the slightest bit of empathy or compassion we could have a better world. I always hoped for a Star Trek future for our race but seeing comments like these makes me believe its impossible.

Logan Stein : .1?? :P

Logan Stein : "him" you mean? :P