Bill Burr - Population Control

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BRBallin1 : Sad truth. A dude could be paralyzed or mentally retarded and useless to society and people will still want him to live by all means necessary

klompsauce : "That's not a family photo, that's an environmental disaster, and you framed it" I think his is my favorite joke he does

Stefan Kalik : Does anyone else come just for the JEEST NIIIBLLIN?

catherine birch : My parents had the right idea, they saw that I wasn`t anything special, so they didn`t have any more!

Blackbird2937 : We really do have a population problem Hitler Stalin and Mao should have done a better job

Count Wolfula : 0:45 "Alright Paul is still F***ing ! So tomorrah, if yuh gotta gun, f***in shoot him in the face !" LOL! That's so crazy !

nelson santiago : "Just nibbling"

Count Wolfula : "The Deer are eating up all the grass ! JUSS NIBBLIN' !!"

Gary Box : hes got a point

Rob Gibson : Bill Burr is one of the best

SWulf2817 : We should take all the people who callously don't give fuck about others, put them on an island, and let them gut each other for sweeps week.

Covfefe : Deers didn't put a hole in the ozone layer, however, they can put a hole through the front windshield of your car. Still great standup, though.

Hazem Haidar : I was that dude who took 15 min on the bread once...

Forrest Trump : 0:27 Just nibblin'!

Michael Cope : JUST A NIBBLIN'!!

QuantumBraced : "That's not a family photo, that's a environmental disaster" Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

angriz1 : "Stop making that fucking guy!"

nathanlief : Woah, that was out of mein komfort zone.

StateoftheNihil : Abortion is a good population control.

Elerrwi : "A'ight, Paul is still fucking" LMFAO

D Ahlm : OMG people it's comedy, enough with the deep conversation.

tom west : There are over 6 billion of us, in a statistical sense the individual IS worthless; I've always found it funny how we are worthless by our own systems of measurement.

Theawesome13106 : "fuckin SHOOT EM' IN THE FACE!" lol cracks me up.

SuperMudz : I doubt it. It's more likely that your preferences for belief are just dumb. If you believe humans are worthless, then feel free to lead the way off a cliff, and everyone who agrees can follow you.

SuperMudz : Save the ozone by killing the children. Yes that makes sense. The Aztecs were trying to stop the sky from falling too. Nice to see how much progress has been made over the millenia.

TheReferee : Funny thing is just how very necessary especially in places with no natural predators (like UK) to control the population.

Thomas : I'm a third loser kid and this affends me

ChipArgyle : Why did the word 'Duggar' just pop into my mind?

haitianxu : Pound for pound greatest human who have ever lived according to Bill Burr: 1. Genghis Khan 2. Mao Ze Dong 3. Adolf Hitler 4. Joseph Stalin 5. Whomever rapes and murders Bill Burrs worthless environmental disaster of a family

gingersleep : His redneck and girlfriend impressions are the best.

tylerdurden3891 : Been stuck in traffic for 3 hours for a ride that should take half that. Bill's words here are therapy for me.

MrMac5150 : It is so sad, but true, we are so over populated.

DWAYNE CURTIS : lmmfao..aight paul Still fucking, lol pure Gold...

ThaGodWeCreate : If you want to help save tha world...kill yourself

Gammareign : Actually, in the eastern United States, deer are overpopulated due to a lack of apex predators. Deer will strip the understory of forests bare and make it harder for trees to reproduce.

Nick G : Nobody likes to admit the fact that some people shouldn't breed.

Vonsputen Hindenburg : That's disgusting apathy. Human beings can be absolutely wonderful. It's ancient social structures and power structures, ignorance and sociopathic overlords that fuck shit up. Don't buy into it, or it'll be a self fulfilling prophecy.

RYG : perfect way to help control population, and it's such an easy solution... ban every one from having children for the next 30 years. anyone gets pregnant within that time, abort it. think about how much the population would go down. as bill says, more lane on the freeway, shorter lines at the bank, store, grocery store, where ever

sabrija menigaobrija : This guy is genius. Just fucking genius

Cm Coluch : Pedos catfishers racists are some don’t need to exist.

Von Huxley : Can we please kill the Duggar family?

Rogue-Spear : pretty much half of the world is India and China

Rogue-Spear : LOL @ all of the little fascists commenting

traditional500 : Every one insanely clapping in that audience to the insanity of mentally ill Bill Burr's rants, is witnessing to the fact that they themselves all would be better off dead to help planet Earth....what an insane Matrix have we got ourselves into.....?

Eric Cartman : I know a guy who's about to have his 4th kid and his name is Paul. This has to be the greatest joke ever to me for that reason

doctordonuthin : This guy hits the nail on the head. Our government 'Teresa May' is now going to build more social housing 1,000,000 houses to house people who need social housing, some of which produce 5 or more kids on benefit, because they can. There are genuine good people out there in all classes, but these ones are outbreeding the intelligent, and when these kids are old enough to vote we'll have our own Trump, because they'll vote for their own selfish reasons and what they think is rightfully theirs. Anyone who wants a taster of tomorrow should watch the film 'Idiocracy', never a truer word said in jest.

Semper Fi : Comin out the trees just nibblin

O_o : Do you know why New Yorkers don't move the fuck out of the shitty city? Because none of them know how to farm but their leaders do and that's why you can get pastrami on rye @ the delicatessen just 3 doors over.. :) what's the difference between a cow and a tragedy? Mayor Giuliani wouldn't know how to milk a cow! I'm Just Sayin' !

RogueSeraph : "It has a nice spreeeead"

utubetommy : Burr is a funny guy, but not this time. Those who complain about overpopulation most likely are some of the most egregious consumers of natural resources. Just take a look at Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi. You don't have to look far. And to claim that Pelosi or Gore possess some intellectual superiority over the rest of us is laughable. Being crooked doesn't quality one to qualify for the Nobel Prize. Obama proved that. So mister Burr, stick with subjects that don't turn people against one another... someone funnier than you may well have been aborted by some idiot woman's "choice". And if five people on the so-called "supreme" court can substitute and force their lack of morals on the other three hundred twenty million Americans living in this country with impunity, then we are in a sad state indeed. So it isn't just a matter of numbers. Who goes... who gets to stay, and who decides? Will the Pelosis and Gores of this world be on the committee that decides? Scary indeed, Mr. Burr.