Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

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Xycron : The Onion is perfection

Jacob A : Say hello, Travis. "Helloo, Traviss" XD SO GOOD!

Lord Sandwich : Those kids are such good actors! :)

Michael Shannon : The casual insertion of faggy was the best part.

Garrett Shmerett : "I'm a big ole bear!" One slipped through guys.

ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ : The kid who said "I'm a big ol' bear!" really knocked it out of the goddamn park here

Quisquellano26 : (Queeny voice)-"I'ma big ol' bear!"

VivianSpawn : This is a real issue in Mom groups i belong to, it's terrible.

spaceye : "hello travis"

Melanye Rodriguez : The onion finds the best child actors omfg

Steven Anacker : I'm surprised how many people don't realize the onion is satire.

wanderlustwarrior : I wonder if they knew ahead of time how well the "faggy acting little boys" line would be delivered.

Jeff Kloster : Just watched this again for the first time in years and just noticed the "tips" along the bottom... "keep your sons hands occupied so he can't clap and squeal".... "give him a firm 'No' to any costume idea he saw on Bravo"....  I fell out of my chair laughing all over again.

dvdjkaufmn : "Otherwise he'll just wind up looking like a stripper"... roflroflrofl

M.O. : The bear costume still makes him look like a furry. Straight - okay Gay - okay Furries - bro get away from my dog

Bruce Banner : Damn, this just gave me flashbacks of every single Halloween as a child; my mom was quite creative trying to cover up her son's adorable -fagginess.-

Certified : An effeminate child being in an animal costume is never a good idea. I found that out the hard way

bravetherainbow : Ben is adorable lol "I guess so..."

snapura : I'M A BIG OLE BEAR!

big mike : Don't wear the soldiers uniform if your black you'll be shot by the police.

Todd Boden : I think this could actually be an episode on the 700 Club.

Katie Banning : Travis is a true icon

Ricky Duff : Hello Travis.

I Love Speed Tests : This is just the best. I wish my parents would have seen this :-/ Stupid Madonna costume got all my candy stolen FML

Nacho Is the 1 : The onion predicted the future

Rondsun : You could not get away with this sketch nowadays.

Tangential_Tangine : Some people are so messed up they won't take this as satire but as sound advice

Obscure Fragments : The 1rst kid's voice and makeup is perfect

bravetherainbow : "acting giggly" lolll

sad dad squad : i wish my mom would have watched this so i could have ended up being a hetero

djamotube : Hello, Travis.

Lux Chevis : No way. The Onion does videos! I can't believe I only discovered this now.

Santiago Camargo : "BLAAHH" lmaoooooo

MrUpload : OH! Very masculine!! Jim cracks me up!

: 1:25 That is AWESOM-O!

Red Lime : omg, this is gold xD

CrazyAlaskanCoDShot : Sigh I love satire 😂

David J : This is so damn hilarious but the world would loose their Sh#t if this would have came out today.

Meat Scepter : Considering what's going on now....

Thixc _nut : The onion was ahead of its time

Andy Ace : Very informative.

zyxwut321 : Wow, made in 2009 and yet it already feels like a century ago.

Hermes The sarcastic motorrad : Travis looks like young elijah wood

iver : This is oddly relevant nowadays

Sarvis The Buck : Fellow Gays...we definitely need to co-opt soldiers next. I mean, we already took the Navy. Also, we've definitely co-opted furries. Hell, we basically own the movement.

phuturephunk : I'm a big ole bear! ...Gets me every time. EVERY DAMN TIME!

-Gemberkoekje- : Now the one kid has something else to be bullied about XD A crappy looking fursuit

kirk1968 : BLAH

WickedDealer : When Satire becomes real life.