Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son

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Xycron : The Onion is perfection

Al Peacemakerq8 : "Faggy acting little boys" XD I'M DYING

Jacob A : Say hello, Travis. "Helloo, Traviss" XD SO GOOD!

VivianSpawn : This is a real issue in Mom groups i belong to, it's terrible.

Quisquellano26 : (Queeny voice)-"I'ma big ol' bear!"

spaceye : "hello travis"

Lord Sandwich : Those kids are such good actors! :)

Steven Anacker : I'm surprised how many people don't realize the onion is satire.

ᴛʜᴇ Qᴜᴇꜱᴛɪᴏɴ : The kid who said "I'm a big ol' bear!" really knocked it out of the goddamn park here

recalcitrist1 : Lololool.....she called the kid a 'ladyboy.'

M.O. : The bear costume still makes him look like a furry. Straight - okay Gay - okay Furries - bro get away from my dog

Jeff Kloster : Just watched this again for the first time in years and just noticed the "tips" along the bottom... "keep your sons hands occupied so he can't clap and squeal".... "give him a firm 'No' to any costume idea he saw on Bravo"....  I fell out of my chair laughing all over again.

snapura : I'M A BIG OLE BEAR!

Derrick Snelling : faggy-acting, lol

Bruce Banner : Damn, this just gave me flashbacks of every single Halloween as a child; my mom was quite creative trying to cover up her son's adorable -fagginess.-

bravetherainbow : Ben is adorable lol "I guess so..."

Michael Shannon : The casual insertion of faggy was the best part.

wanderlustwarrior : I wonder if they knew ahead of time how well the "faggy acting little boys" line would be delivered.

King Wewuz of the Dindu Tribe : Imagine if tumblr saw this!

Certified : An effeminate child being in an animal costume is never a good idea. I found that out the hard way

Todd Boden : I think this could actually be an episode on the 700 Club.

I Love Speed Tests : This is just the best. I wish my parents would have seen this :-/ Stupid Madonna costume got all my candy stolen FML

Obscure Fragments : The 1rst kid's voice and makeup is perfect

Ricky Duff : Hello Travis.

Katie Banning : Travis is a true icon

Nacho Is the 1 : The onion predicted the future

Melanye Rodriguez : The onion finds the best child actors omfg

JimmyG : faggy acting little boys LOL

big mike : Don't wear the soldiers uniform if your black you'll be shot by the police.

Ini Dia : "faggy acting little boys" lmao who writes these

Tangential_Tangine : Some people are so messed up they won't take this as satire but as sound advice

Our Lord and Saviour Nicolas Cage : 1:25 That is AWESOM-O!

Lux Chevis : No way. The Onion does videos! I can't believe I only discovered this now.

Hermes The sarcastic motorrad : Travis looks like young elijah wood

Andy Ace : Very informative.

Red Lime : omg, this is gold xD

iver : This is oddly relevant nowadays

djamotube : Hello, Travis.

Yung Biz : Considering what's going on now....

wheendar : man... people from other countries might have a hard time differentiating this from real american news.

Jeremy Fritz : I watch this every year.

theknightlynews : I love this. I know it's just the onion, but those are actually good tips for parents with gay sons.

Federico Flores : XD........(blahh) lol

Places Unseen : i just had some of the best ice cream ive ever had

bravetherainbow : "acting giggly" lolll

CrazyAlaskanCoDShot : Sigh I love satire 😂

David J : This is so damn hilarious but the world would loose their Sh#t if this would have came out today.

Imissingu2001 : WTF??!!! Is this real?! I hope this is not!!

Trimmien : Dressing them in a fursuit is huge mistake

WickedDealer : When Satire becomes real life.