Tell me again why you don't blow out the candles?

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SockBomb : Wow so smart! Can't believe this guy is 3 years old!

Philip Zeplin : I like this guy.

Gran's Stuff : For some reason i dont know, i think this guy would do great as an actor

Nin : lol camera guy sang "to me"

ProfessorAcid : With my luck I would accidentally smacked the cake and have that shit flying across the room

nou. : now you have dead skin cells all over your cake

Jin Kazama : He's got a point.

Rich Homie Quan Chi : some kids gonna try this and is gonna miss time the slap and is gonna smack the cake into everyone

Wolf Man Lyken : *The Pimp Hand Is Strong In This One.*

In-N-Out : Is he a firefighter?

TheUnderGroundEra : Ellen is probably gonna give him a lifetime supply of candles and Germ-x

CharlesRexBeedy : It's videos like this is what Youtube should be all about. lol

Un Crit Valent : Now Ellen will give him a lifetime supply of birthday candles...

Wolfgang Icarus : except you talked over your cake and probably got some microscopic spits all over the cake. You just can't win. Best thing is to never have birthday party

Ad N : Plot twist : he used the hand to cover his sneeze and cough before doing that

Chris : Waiting for the "Here comes Ellen with her lifetime supply of ...." comments

georgyorgy2 : This is the Chuck Norris of germ fighting

Angel Ice : yea there's germs on your hands and dead skin cells fly onto the cake, don't lie :)

Joe Rideout : Well this does not work for the lip smackers who spit when they talk. Say it dont spray it on my cake

Aya Ahmed : Okay then let the party guests have poop particles from your hands instead

In-N-Out : Robert Duvall?

gigefrog : Please do more of this seinfeld from boston observational comedy

Twisticles : Ellen, here you come. Wonder what'll be his gift.

3rdEye2020 : *Unfortunately, his long winded explanation spoken directly over the cake, spread an equal amount of (if not more) germs than simply blowing out the candles.*

Marc Viera : oh I forgot to tell you I just finished jerking off

tsJimBob : Yeah... I'd find a way to screw that up

Luis Salazar : You just waved your hands full of germs over the cake tho...

Baccus93 : I hope you washed your hand(s) before doing that.

Craig Buhler : Some Shady product placement I see from our friends over at Breyers. Sorry guys I only do blue bell.

itsBreezy : I always thought about that too! Why would you blow over cake that people are going to eat! Lol. But this is funny!

El Negrito : I blow my candles out by farting on them

limitbreak32 : happy birthday old man hope you had a good one

Mark Bradley : Yeah, tell them grandpa! Live long and prosper!

greed fox : what about the millions of bacteria and skin cells that fall off your hand?

KatyPeezy : Adults generally dont blow out candles... I know I havent in at least 15 years... that said... children spreading germs to each other is actually a good thing as it improves their immune systems... so yeah... its ACTUALLY a good thing that we shouldnt stop. :P

AnimeMangaViewer : You breathe in more germs than you eat

Dylan Ray : did that same exact thing for the same exact reason on 10 years ago. family looked at me like I was off in the head.

Boeing : Now theirs wax on the cake from the amount of time you spent making your point

bruce wayne : no germs , dead skin cells though....

Manuel Rodriguez : Knock the cake off the table if it was anyone else.

Hamto : this guy is full with wisdom (☞゚∀゚)☞

Ryu Hayubusa : He kinda reminds me of Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation

Diego Jimenez : He's probably just too old to blow the candles out

PowerPro : This guy speaks like every one word is a sentence.

Berta Lovejoy : What a miserable, begrudging and sexist male. Why can't you let the female enjoy her birthday cake without trying to take all the enjoyment away? She should be blowing out her own candles, but instead you wave your filthy ape hands over the cake spreading 2X chromosome germs everywhere. This is why males should be made wear hygiene gloves at all times. They put their filthy paws down their pants, both front and back, before smelling and licking their fingers. And now they want to wave those germ shovels over our birthday cakes? Sick. Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter of Equality, Love and Peace.

JessyReya : Tbh I'm going to do this for now on 😂😂😂

Emily Rodriguez : this guy is a goddamn genius

AntiqueWhitePanties : what if theres poo on the hand

Domino PianoMusic : New way, good way but no way !

Hugh Janus : thats dumb. im guessing he never kisses anyone or stands within 5 feet of anyone and also wears an oxygen mask at all times. theres also a difference between spitting and blowing. your body can naturally fight off the small amount of germs from blowing