Every Guy at Home Depot

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"I honestly have no idea what any of these tools are for." Standup comedian John Crist details what guy go through at Home Depot. John Crist is a standup comedian. For more video, bio and live tour dates, visit http://www.johncristcomedy.com

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Frankie Cortez : β€œIdk Everybody just keeps saying fractions in here” πŸ˜‚ definitely me when I go to Home Depot πŸ˜‚

seashmore : "I'll put a kitchen sink in my bathroom. So what?"

AnointedFighter17 : "You have a 2 by 4?" "What? No my car is all wheel drive." Genius 😁🀣

Sampsonay : As someone who works at Home Depot, i can verify i see customers like this everyday

Sarah S. : 'Maybe we should put a grill in the bathroom.'

VIPShirlee03 : you have experience? Yeah I put in a shower curtain I think im fine.

Amelia Quintero : Hey I'm looking for a 5/8 Of what? I don't know! Everyone keeps saying fractions here!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

A Beautiful Horizon : Hahaha. YESSSS. Well, actually that's me. My husband googles everything first, so... he's a expert by the time he gets there. πŸ˜‚

Alissa Eck : "I don't even know what half these tools are for." Me. 🀣

Shanktuary : Every guy! Speak for yourself bud. I do it all, in fact today I'm changing my wife's blinker fluid.

Anna Buys : I'm going to redo my bathroom this afternoon 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Emily White : i worked the HD customer service desk, this is so right on the money! Made me laugh and cringe at the same time!

Addison Glommen : 2Γ—4 no I got all wheel drive LOL

Erik Reyna : "I don't know what 5/8 is, every one just seem to use it" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Priceless!!! Keep up the good work πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ’€

Trey Van Camp : I REFUSE to EVER ask for any help or directions πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it usually costs me at least an hour extra at the store though. πŸ˜‚

syzΒ·yΒ·gy : I worked there for a month. The only thing inaccurate about this is that you're not speaking Spanish.

Tyler Inloes : Too funny. I have made 5 trips in one day because of a bathroom remodel.

thotithehotti : Me at Home Depot: grabs three handfuls of paint cards *i’ll totally use these later

Shawn White : I worked at Home Depot. This is (sadly) accurate, albeit hilarious here. Actual question I get asked almost every day; "What aisle is your cement in?" *points to aisle that has 'Masonry' in big letters*

Matt B : You could be an comedian.

Nikki D : Fractions 🀣

Brian Lawson - Songwriter : "...I don't know, everyone just keeps saying fractions around here."

Too2 : I grew up as the son of contractor. This just makes me cringe haha.

dagman85 : Hahahaha... Hilarious!

Glenn Riccobono : I'm a guy. I'll just go outside. Better yet give me a bucket. Ewwwww

Bekah Burton : Dude! We gotta get a new mailbox!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

King Wavy : I lost it at 1:20 "Do you have a 2 by 4" "No, my car is an all wheel drive" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Albert Ruiz : How many type of woods are their πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Zach Galanius : "I don't know what half of these tools are for."- John Crist πŸ‘

Real Talk : What supplies you gonna need I don't know, wood, hammer, nails? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Shelley May : Or the Home Depot employees who have no idea what you want even when you know what you want and have to ask the one old guy that works there what I'm asking for. I wanted a utility knife, also referred to by the brand name Exacto knife. The dude asked two people before asking the old guy who knew exactly what I wanted and where it was.

Augie Zinman : You want me to put led lightbulbs in bathro.. oh LED ok πŸ˜‚

GummyPumpkin : *Who else died of laughing?*

William Parker : The orange bucket had me rollin

AlyG99 luv : 1:10 How many kinds of wood could there be? Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Music by A.D : Real men don't even need houses, they sleep in caves

Yoga Unity : πŸ‘ πŸ˜‚had to watch this twice πŸ˜‚

holy. sacred. pure. : I like how for some of the scenes you didn't speak as loud like you were trying to keep your man card πŸ˜‚

DWmusic : DUDE you're so funny but for goodness and humors sake... MAKE YOUR VIDEOS LONGER!!!!!!πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Tomas M : How many kinds of wood are there?🀣

Christian Adventure Films : Can't believe all the guys you just threw under the bus"...............🚌

Sarah Rogers : Ha ha! The orange bucket πŸ˜‚

Zach Galanius : Man this dude is awesome πŸ‘

Clinton Reed : This made me smile. Great stuff.

Devin Fane : I'm actually a Kobalt type of girl myself lol. But yes, it's easy to get distracted in there. I lose it in the paint, garden and kitchen areas lol

MAK REACTS! : That's an exterior door. OkπŸ˜‚

insane bob's crazy shack : I work the Home Depot Garden dept. and there are guys that need their hand held. Others don't have a clue because their family sent them with only a vague idea of what to get.

Speckled Beauty : The fraction bit gets me every time!

Alayna Jordan : This is my husband and I'm the voice in the back πŸ˜‚ Hell he doesn't know what a frickin' flat head is