George Carlin - The Trillion Daves

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Nicholas Eickman : I swear if Carlen didn’t succeed in comedy, he’d end up being the crazy old man on the street outside your local coffee shop.

88and6 : If the world ends, I hope it happens exactly like this.

heresaguy2016 : Hi .My name is Dave. I never had children of my own but my cocksucker breeder siblings had many. And to them I am "Uncle Dave" I think George wrote this bit just for me.

ViTALiTY : It's fucking amazing how, at that age, he was still able to remember and nail this. Also, this is for me one the best stand-up comedy moments ever. I wish I've met him, he was a genius.

Rob Rosen : My Dad hated George Carlin.That's how you can tell George was doing a good job.

ThePhatHalo : That's why nihilists and cynics are the true optimists and romantics

QuantumMan12 : Carlin's social commentary is incredible

Frank Mccloud : i would like to hear his trump rant if he were alive

laddy money : no matter how screwed up my day is this guy no exactly what to say cheer me up . squishy couch lol

James M. : i had an uncle named dave he has exactly how you described him

Shawna Crisanti : Jason and Jenniferrrrrrrrrrr

Devon Bartolomei : Do you know who broke the waterline? Uncle Dave.

August Clifford : It's fuckin hilarious just visualizing all of this, especially the bears and the wolves all amped up on crank!

RascalFascal : I always lose it at "George Bush can't decide if itz an emergency or not" hahahaha just toooooooooo funny.!

TheFartBall : Someone needs to animate this, it'd be huge.

Matthew C. : This was incredible

maxruiz0919 : He would have been a great writer for rick and morty....

M P : "And the meth chemicals run downhill into the rivers, Morty"

Jason Carlos Cardona : The Uncle Dave ending is perfect and profound, comes at the end of a long bit that doesn't seem to be going anywhere but George nails it.

dolla bills : and the bears and wolves are geeked up roaming the countryside looking for people to eat.... even tho theyre not really hungry..

vamp : lol philadelphia is closed on the weekend.

Jew Dog : All the uncle Dave gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and begin to talk. They say the Jews own everything and the black get special treatment. They talk about how they never got a break, their aren't never loved em, how the government screwed em out of some money and how they JUST missed out on a big job

Dead Dog : The water main breaking in LA and what follows would make a great movie. lmao

OXDH AOXT : Lol "the Jews own everything and the blacks get special treatment". That deserves to be a tattoo.

Lorendrawn : All this because a water main burst in downtown LA. FOR GOODNESS SAKE CALIFORNIA NO MATTER WHAT NEVER LET YOUR WATER MAINS FALL INTO DISREPAIR

Paulo Teixeira : Nothing less than a genius. The Great George Carlin.

Mister C : Fallout 4 overly-explained by George Carlin

M Stephens : What a brilliant person! Not only the best comedian ever in my mind, but extremely intelligent.....When I meet a girl, I usually ask who her favorite comedians are and if George Carlin isn’t on her list or if she doesn’t like him, chances are good that she is not for me! RIP, Mr. Carlin. You are a true LEGEND.

Cyber Kirby : I kinda want this to happen because CARLIN IS DEAD.

Chase Daus : George Carlin is: The Joker

JP McSweeney : My great uncle David didn't have any children, he was a new york motor cycle police officer killed while on duty in the1920s .

Brotein 7 : I think I've seen "Life is Worth Losing" between five to ten times during the last ten years. It doesn't make me laugh out loud anymore, not since the second or third time watching it, but somehow it never stops being extremely entertaining and thought provoking in different ways each time. This comedy special is actually a weirdly important thing in my life. I don't know why. Rest in peace, George Carlin.

J-Rod Musik : The more I listen to George, the more he sounds crazy...

Milos Miranovic : well that escalated quickly

Harry honsoo : One of the greatest comedians to ever live

Jordan Staal : This is his masterpiece, in my opinion.

Michael Schuhler : If Mike from Breaking Bad did stand up

Beastmaster : I admit I usually root for the fire. We deserve an ass kicking for all the crap we've done to this beautiful Earth. The planet's infested with billions of people, we can afford to lose a few.

Luke Bowering : Rick and Morty is just an uncle Dave ripoff.

Politically Incorrect : *Legend says he's still making comedy in the after life ;)*

beautifulmicia : Not knowing much about George Carlins personal life, it makes me wonder exactly what kind of drugs he was using to come up with this shit!

Berno Inferno : I've just watched a master at work ♥

We Remotely Low : That George Bush roast.

Frank The Rabbit : an absolute legend. hate in peace

Galaxis : A bit only George Carlin could come up with.

Beatrix Kiddo : George was a smart MF

zenlikestate : Haha this is kind of warped.

Jestifer Chalice : What does he mean by "Philadelphia is closed on the weekends"?

Argho Das : This guys is important and awesome

Hugh Jaynis : I love his positive thinking!