George Carlin - The Trillion Daves

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Nicholas Eickman : I swear if Carlen didn’t succeed in comedy, he’d end up being the crazy old man on the street outside your local coffee shop.

Rob Rosen : My Dad hated George Carlin.That's how you can tell George was doing a good job.

88and6 : If the world ends, I hope it happens exactly like this.

TheFartBall : Someone needs to animate this, it'd be huge.

heresaguy2016 : Hi .My name is Dave. I never had children of my own but my cocksucker breeder siblings had many. And to them I am "Uncle Dave" I think George wrote this bit just for me.

ThePhatHalo : That's why nihilists and cynics are the true optimists and romantics

ViTALiTY : It's fucking amazing how, at that age, he was still able to remember and nail this. Also, this is for me one the best stand-up comedy moments ever. I wish I've met him, he was a genius.

QuantumMan12 : Carlin's social commentary is incredible

maxruiz0919 : He would have been a great writer for rick and morty....

M P : "And the meth chemicals run downhill into the rivers, Morty"

laddy money : no matter how screwed up my day is this guy no exactly what to say cheer me up . squishy couch lol

Frank Mccloud : i would like to hear his trump rant if he were alive

RascalFascal : I always lose it at "George Bush can't decide if itz an emergency or not" hahahaha just toooooooooo funny.!

Shawna Crisanti : Jason and Jenniferrrrrrrrrrr

August Clifford : It's fuckin hilarious just visualizing all of this, especially the bears and the wolves all amped up on crank!


dolla bills : and the bears and wolves are geeked up roaming the countryside looking for people to eat.... even tho theyre not really hungry..

James M. : i had an uncle named dave he has exactly how you described him

Mister C : Fallout 4 overly-explained by George Carlin

Devon Bartolomei : Do you know who broke the waterline? Uncle Dave.

Clover Muffins : I love how he presents this elaborate story of megastorms and changing laws of nature and concludes with "the sky fills up with green shit" lol

Matthew C. : This was incredible

OXDH AOXT : Lol "the Jews own everything and the blacks get special treatment". That deserves to be a tattoo.

Strength of the Wild : I admit I usually root for the fire. We deserve an ass kicking for all the crap we've done to this beautiful Earth. The planet's infested with billions of people, we can afford to lose a few.

Jason Carlos Cardona : The Uncle Dave ending is perfect and profound, comes at the end of a long bit that doesn't seem to be going anywhere but George nails it.

Paulo Teixeira : Nothing less than a genius. The Great George Carlin.

Jew Dog : All the uncle Dave gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and begin to talk. They say the Jews own everything and the black get special treatment. They talk about how they never got a break, their aren't never loved em, how the government screwed em out of some money and how they JUST missed out on a big job

Dead Dog : The water main breaking in LA and what follows would make a great movie. lmao

vamp : lol philadelphia is closed on the weekend.

M Stephens : What a brilliant person! Not only the best comedian ever in my mind, but extremely intelligent.....When I meet a girl, I usually ask who her favorite comedians are and if George Carlin isn’t on her list or if she doesn’t like him, chances are good that she is not for me! RIP, Mr. Carlin. You are a true LEGEND.

Luke Bowering : Rick and Morty is just an uncle Dave ripoff.

Brotein 7 : I think I've seen "Life is Worth Losing" between five to ten times during the last ten years. It doesn't make me laugh out loud anymore, not since the second or third time watching it, but somehow it never stops being extremely entertaining and thought provoking in different ways each time. This comedy special is actually a weirdly important thing in my life. I don't know why. Rest in peace, George Carlin.

Chase Daus : George Carlin is: The Joker

Cyber Kirby : I kinda want this to happen because CARLIN IS DEAD.

Leviathan I : well that escalated quickly

Michael Schuhler : If Mike from Breaking Bad did stand up

J-Rod Musik : The more I listen to George, the more he sounds crazy...

JP McSweeney : My great uncle David didn't have any children, he was a new york motor cycle police officer killed while on duty in the1920s .

We Remotely Low : That George Bush roast.

Harry honsoo : One of the greatest comedians to ever live

Jordan Staal : This is his masterpiece, in my opinion.

beautifulmicia : Not knowing much about George Carlins personal life, it makes me wonder exactly what kind of drugs he was using to come up with this shit!

Frank The Rabbit : an absolute legend. hate in peace

Beatrix Kiddo : George was a smart MF

zenlikestate : Haha this is kind of warped.

Berno Inferno : I've just watched a master at work ♥

Hugh Jaynis : I love his positive thinking!

Argho's Paradox : This guys is important and awesome

Politically Incorrect : *Legend says he's still making comedy in the after life ;)*

Jestifer Chalice : What does he mean by "Philadelphia is closed on the weekends"?