George Carlin - The Trillion Daves

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Nicholas Eickman : I swear if Carlen didn’t succeed in comedy, he’d end up being the crazy old man on the street outside your local coffee shop.

Rob Rosen : My Dad hated George Carlin.That's how you can tell George was doing a good job.

TheFartBall : Someone needs to animate this, it'd be huge.

heresaguy2016 : Hi .My name is Dave. I never had children of my own but my cocksucker breeder siblings had many. And to them I am "Uncle Dave" I think George wrote this bit just for me.

88and6 : If the world ends, I hope it happens exactly like this.

QuantumMan12 : Carlin's social commentary is incredible

ViTALiTY : It's fucking amazing how, at that age, he was still able to remember and nail this. Also, this is for me one the best stand-up comedy moments ever. I wish I've met him, he was a genius.

Frank Mccloud : i would like to hear his trump rant if he were alive

ThePhatHalo : That's why nihilists and cynics are the true optimists and romantics

James M. : i had an uncle named dave he has exactly how you described him

Shawna Crisanti : Jason and Jenniferrrrrrrrrrr

laddy money : no matter how screwed up my day is this guy no exactly what to say cheer me up . squishy couch lol

Brotein 7 : I think I've seen "Life is Worth Losing" between five to ten times during the last ten years. It doesn't make me laugh out loud anymore, not since the second or third time watching it, but somehow it never stops being extremely entertaining and thought provoking in different ways each time. This comedy special is actually a weirdly important thing in my life. I don't know why. Rest in peace, George Carlin.

dolla bills : and the bears and wolves are geeked up roaming the countryside looking for people to eat.... even tho theyre not really hungry..

M P : "And the meth chemicals run downhill into the rivers, Morty"

OXDH AOXT : Lol "the Jews own everything and the blacks get special treatment". That deserves to be a tattoo.

maxruiz0919 : He would have been a great writer for rick and morty....

Matthew C. : This was incredible

jamesblunt006 : 3:33 - 9:45 wow that's over 6 minutes of pure uninterrupted high speed comedy genius. For me it is incredible how he could remember all that shit and nail it on the spot!

August Clifford : It's fuckin hilarious just visualizing all of this, especially the bears and the wolves all amped up on crank!

RascalFascal : I always lose it at "George Bush can't decide if itz an emergency or not" hahahaha just toooooooooo funny.!

Mister C : Fallout 4 overly-explained by George Carlin

Jason Carlos Cardona : The Uncle Dave ending is perfect and profound, comes at the end of a long bit that doesn't seem to be going anywhere but George nails it.

Jew Dog : All the uncle Dave gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and begin to talk. They say the Jews own everything and the black get special treatment. They talk about how they never got a break, their aren't never loved em, how the government screwed em out of some money and how they JUST missed out on a big job

vamp : lol philadelphia is closed on the weekend.

Devon Bartolomei : Do you know who broke the waterline? Uncle Dave.


Paulo Teixeira : Nothing less than a genius. The Great George Carlin.

Cyber Kirby : I kinda want this to happen because CARLIN IS DEAD.

Chase Daus : George Carlin is: The Joker

Dead Dog : The water main breaking in LA and what follows would make a great movie. lmao

Bootsy Mouser : It's a good thing George left us. If he was alive, with trump in office, his head would explode. Good night George, wherever you are.

Leviathan I : well that escalated quickly

J-Rod Musik : The more I listen to George, the more he sounds crazy...

Luke Bowering : Rick and Morty is just an uncle Dave ripoff.

We Remotely Low : That George Bush roast.

Michael Schuhler : If Mike from Breaking Bad did stand up

M Stephens : What a brilliant person! Not only the best comedian ever in my mind, but extremely intelligent.....When I meet a girl, I usually ask who her favorite comedians are and if George Carlin isn’t on her list or if she doesn’t like him, chances are good that she is not for me! RIP, Mr. Carlin. You are a true LEGEND.

Politically Incorrect : *Legend says he's still making comedy in the after life ;)*

JP McSweeney : My great uncle David didn't have any children, he was a new york motor cycle police officer killed while on duty in the1920s .

Buk Lau : This is his masterpiece, in my opinion.

Frank The Rabbit : an absolute legend. hate in peace

Harry honsoo : One of the greatest comedians to ever live

Berno Inferno : I've just watched a master at work ♥

Phil : Haha this is kind of warped.

Migs 42692 : I was watching this inside a public library and was doing a good job of not laughing loudly until he said: "And, and the sky fills up with green shit." I left the quiet area in tears.

Galaxis : A bit only George Carlin could come up with.

Theo : George literally narrated a whole movie plot

Beatrix Kiddo : George was a smart MF

Argho's Paradox : This guys is important and awesome