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Klaus the Forklift Driver

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Crazy German video about forklift driver safety


redblueandgray : Dammit Klaus, you just murdered another co-worker. Now get back to work.

arvindt500 : I am become Klaus, destroyer of worlds

Veli Karppinen : They must have really high work-morale as losing your hands wasn't reason to skip rest of day AND he got functional prosthetics at the same day. Germanic efficiency.

Itachi21x : And people say that germans don't have humour

Joey Wolf : Klaus, you managed to murder *five people* on your first day! Including yourself! How does anyone do that??

IRON MAIDEN : Final Destination meets Monty Python.

Cockfunmcgee : This is actually fantastic as far as instructional videos go. Because whenever I see a forklift, I always think of how hilarious this video was, therefore I'm always reminded of forklift safety every single time I see one. I don't even do anything remotely close to a forklift.

The Drifter Within : I think I know what was going on: the makers of this video were starving for a chance to make a slasher movie. But the best that they got was a forklift safety video. And then they thought: if this is the only chance we got, then BY GOD, this is gonna be the best slasher forklift safety video ever made!

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 : You know I'm having second thoughts as to whether Klaus is actually qualified for this job or not.

bulma12345678910 : Legend has it Klaus and his forklift are still chuntering along the autobahn, striking fear into laborers across the land. It is said his victims on the fork are replaced daily, to remind the blue collars of safe working practices and proper forklift protocols. Forgive them Klaus, for they know not what they do.

Joe A W : What does it take to get fired in Germany?!

Marvcohen : Looks like there's a few job openings in Germany

Boosted Lúcio : that's too much safety for one man to handle.

dark7element : The guy getting sliced in half by the chainsaw at the end is one of the most imaginatively filmed and directed gory deaths I've ever seen! The camera actually followed the whirring blade INSIDE the victim's body!

Kalnafein : Klaus had a rough first day.

Michael Buehler : Best workplace safety video ever.

John Whitesell : I've heard the stereotype that Germans have no sense of humor. This video is proof that that myth is BUSTED!

mindlessgonzo : Klaus you airheaded safety hazard!

Steven L : JonTron comments sent me here. Laughed so hard at this!

Uberphawx : The forklift is mightier than the sword

the arbiter : "Never mind the six people that died. We need to get this work DONE, people!"

Francis York Morgan : I remember investigating this man when we worked for the FBI. Do you remember, Zach? He was classified as an act of God for insurance purposes...

Dawn Newman : That escalated quickly.

Robert Horton : This is Germany's way to add "humour" to an instructional video. I might convert to Germanism.

rabid rabbitshuggers : Klaus: Destroyer of worlds

MegaTaunTaun : Why is this actually a competently made film? The zooms, angles and practical effects make this super entertaining. And although it seems it wasn't intentional the writing and acting make it hilarious.

Steven Z : best part is the guy with no hands just minding his own business as klaus and the gang stroll on by :P 

Rowcan : This is how to make an instructional video people want to pay attention to. One cup learning, fifty gallons prop blood because KLAUS GOOD GOD MAN WHAT AND HOW.

Thomas Parker : Klaus be getting multiple manslaughter convictions

Cthulu TheSpy : FInally! A chance to use this in context! "He triiiiiied to kill me with a forklift."

Evdizz : Klaus, shittiest first day on the job ever

Andrew Siddall : One job. You had ONE JOB KLAUS!

farmzombie : The Punisher could get some bad ideas from this video.

MrFunkhauser : This is funnier than 90% of the comedies released in the last 10 years. God damn brilliant.

George Aveline : I rise up from Germany My fury is sublime The forklift I bring burns violently With wild and lethal flames I march against health & safety To bring the end of time I am pure and endless pain And Wercek is my name See me rise, the mighty Klaus Destroyer of the universe Bringer of flames and endless hurt Scorcher of men and earth Forklift with fork in hand Rises to his final stand He doesn't stand a single chance I'll split his living corpse in half And yet he stabbed me in the eye He drove the fork in deep The overwhelming, raging pain Is driving me insane The waves of forklifts that I've unleashed will eat us all alive The rage that burns within my heart Is uncontrolled and wild And now everything shall die! Massive forklifts consume us all, the forks are released Our dying world quakes underneath And sinks into the sea And now nothing will survive! Extinction waits for everyone For gods and men alike When all are gone of the old world A new one will arise See me rise, the mighty Klaus Destroyer of the universe Bringer of flames and endless hurt Scorcher of men and earth See me die, the mighty Klaus Destroyer of the universe Drowning in forklifts that flood the earth The beginning, of a new rebirth

ZeDingo Dehart : My cousin has had his hand 98% severed by a worm drive saw. Blood really does blast out like that.

Azren Delmare : I desperately wish we had training videos like this in the States. I realize it's not actually a real safety video, but I just love it so much.

Hussein Hafez : Best forklift safety video ever

EctoSage : Man, if I didn't know better I would say Sam Rami directed this.

coolestusername1234 : Klaus, you silly little rascal!

wdcain1 : Geezus, Pat was right. This is so brilliant! Still, the video said nothing about Forklift Races so I think everything I learned from Shenmue will keep me safe.

Dirt McGert : Well regardless of what you say, German comedy is alive and well.

MasterKcoop : 4:36 Wtf Klaus?

Alfred Munkenbeck : Fuck's sake Klaus not again...

floritarium : Does Klaus still got his license?

Steve R. : In all the excitement, Klaus lost his head.


Christian : And so the plot for Final Destination was born...

Freder Snorlax : demonic possessed forklift drives off into the sunset, actual training video.