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IRON MAIDEN : Final Destination meets Monty Python.

Itachi21x : And people say that germans don't have humour

mindlessgonzo : Klaus you airheaded safety hazard!

DShephard : If Germany had forklifts on the front lines they never would have lost the war.

arvindt500 : I am become Klaus, destroyer of worlds

Cockfunmcgee : This is actually fantastic as far as instructional videos go. Because whenever I see a forklift, I always think of how hilarious this video was, therefore I'm always reminded of forklift safety every single time I see one. I don't even do anything remotely close to a forklift.

The Drifter Within : I think I know what was going on: the makers of this video were starving for a chance to make a slasher movie. But the best that they got was a forklift safety video. And then they thought: if this is the only chance we got, then BY GOD, this is gonna be the best slasher forklift safety video ever made!

redblueandgray : Dammit Klaus, you just murdered another co-worker. Now get back to work.

Joey Wolf : Klaus, you managed to murder *five people* on your first day! Including yourself! How does anyone do that??

Joe A W : What does it take to get fired in Germany?!

Boosted Lúcio : that's too much safety for one man to handle.

Steven Z : best part is the guy with no hands just minding his own business as klaus and the gang stroll on by :P 

Marvcohen : Looks like there's a few job openings in Germany

bulma12345678910 : Legend has it Klaus and his forklift are still chuntering along the autobahn, striking fear into laborers across the land. It is said his victims on the fork are replaced daily, to remind the blue collars of safe working practices and proper forklift protocols. Forgive them Klaus, for they know not what they do.

Robert Horton : This is Germany's way to add "humour" to an instructional video. I might convert to Germanism.

Francis York Morgan : I remember investigating this man when we worked for the FBI. Do you remember, Zach? He was classified as an act of God for insurance purposes...

wdcain1 : Geezus, Pat was right. This is so brilliant! Still, the video said nothing about Forklift Races so I think everything I learned from Shenmue will keep me safe.

the arbiter : "Never mind the six people that died. We need to get this work DONE, people!"

NickP61494 : This is how to make an instructional video people want to pay attention to. One cup learning, fifty gallons prop blood because KLAUS GOOD GOD MAN WHAT AND HOW.

Kalnafein : Klaus had a rough first day.

Cthulu TheSpy : FInally! A chance to use this in context! "He triiiiiied to kill me with a forklift."

ZeDingo Dehart : My cousin has had his hand 98% severed by a worm drive saw. Blood really does blast out like that.

Azren Delmare : I desperately wish we had training videos like this in the States. I realize it's not actually a real safety video, but I just love it so much.

John Whitesell : I've heard the stereotype that Germans have no sense of humor. This video is proof that that myth is BUSTED!

Michael Buehler : Best workplace safety video ever.

Andrew Siddall : One job. You had ONE JOB KLAUS!

EctoSage : Man, if I didn't know better I would say Sam Rami directed this.

rabid rabbitshuggers : Klaus: Destroyer of worlds

Thomas Parker : Klaus be getting multiple manslaughter convictions

Dawn Newman : That escalated quickly.

Hussein Hafez : Best forklift safety video ever

farmzombie : The Punisher could get some bad ideas from this video.

Veli Karppinen : They must have really high work-morale as losing your hands wasn't reason to skip rest of day AND he got functional prosthetics at the same day. Germanic efficiency.

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 : You know I'm having second thoughts as to whether Klaus is actually qualified for this job or not.

MrFunkhauser : This is funnier than 90% of the comedies released in the last 10 years. God damn brilliant.

MegaTaunTaun : Why is this actually a competently made film? The zooms, angles and practical effects make this super entertaining. And although it seems it wasn't intentional the writing and acting make it hilarious.

Letus the Dragon : He tried to kill me with a forklift.

phillip krickler : pretty sure everyome watched this because of the punisher video.

dark7element : The guy getting sliced in half by the chainsaw at the end is one of the most imaginatively filmed and directed gory deaths I've ever seen! The camera actually followed the whirring blade INSIDE the victim's body!

Dirt McGert : Well regardless of what you say, German comedy is alive and well.

VikingFromHalland : Saw this video when i took my forklift license too 

Phoenix Wright : Battle Construction Vehicles! Thanks, Scrublords.

floritarium : Does Klaus still got his license?

MasterKcoop : 4:36 Wtf Klaus?

Bill Cosby : The best friends brought me here!

Max Z : Directed by Sam Raimi.

Revoltz22 : You had one job, Klaus.

Shane Reimroc : What they dont mention in this video is that Klaus can support his family by being a forklift driver in Germany.

Thegoodoldays : Pat coming through again with these video recommendations.

Freder Snorlax : demonic possessed forklift drives off into the sunset, actual training video.