Moist Meter | Unfriended: Dark Web

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Unfriended: Dark Web (2018 Horror Film), starring Rebecca Rittenhouse, Betty Gabriel and directed by Stephen Susco, as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson. The Moist Meter is an experimental measurement system that you can use to safely gauge just how moist a video game or movie is going to be before playing it or viewing it. Avoid the dry products and only use the wettest. Moist Meter Scientists: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Contact: admin@theofficialfour.com Intro Voice: https://goo.gl/y5YRWY

Comments from Youtube

Smiley the Smile : "Written and directed by the potted plant, that is the only current employee of Skype."

Jack 5225 : Unfriended 3: I convinced the Skype gang to use Discord instead.

There's a starman waiting in the sky : The character in the blue shirt looks like a stoned Ralphthemoviemaker lol

hmm yes interesting. : Damn it I actually had high hopes because of the concept, then I found out Jake Paul is in it. I'm angry.

ItsMalware : skype the movie 2: electric boogaloo

ZoomBoy56 : glad to see that he got the black lip stick off

ilocosmetro : Nothing gets me drier than a modern horror movie

ImmaLittlePip : "This was just uploaded to redchannit on the dark web" - Law and order gamergate episode

ImPr1mal : there's an easy solution to this TURN OFF THE WIFI

Blackout : m o i s t s h i t

Ryan Loftus : This movie would be a lot better if it had the Bandicam water mark at the top of the screen the entire time. What a waste.

Snarky Scotsman : Something that really bugs me about this movie and the last one, is that you can see the light from the ring light that they use in the eyes of the actors. Makes me feel like I'm watching Zoella... Or a Riley Reid porn video.

ANU START : i bet the next unfriended movie is going to start off on a space station

44YUNG : The concept is really dope i wish this was a its so bad it's good type of movie

Edgar Jimenez : Unfriended: Dry Web

ImPr1mal : I would rather have had shit in my hands and try to beat the world recorder for fastest clapper than watch this movie

Cristian Torres : Can't wait for the YMS now...

Liam Vogl : Unfriended 3: Kahoot

doubleodonut : Dryer then the Sahara desert

Undrinkable Mc : Idk how they did it but it's a bigger disappointment than the first one.

Dead Sausage : And not a single person was surprised

Tristan Has Gay : What happened to the goth looks? God damn it Charlie

Umayrica : An actual spider web would’ve been scarier than this movie

Huelesss : You’re clapped

NombreGenerico777 : Unfriended? More like, Unmoist

not a bot : They made another one?

StillNoPickles : I'm predicting he gives it a 35. Edit: I was close

Canadian Guy : i didn't even realize this movie was coming out. Like didn't even see the trailer till i saw this video

Green Swamp Onion : My friend saw this shit and said it was fantastic and i'm on the sideline here cringing. I saw the trailer and... No... Just no *T R A S H*

BlueMoonBuffoon : The good thing about having no friends is that I can't be unfriended!

Seal : I once went on incognito mode (level 2 dark web) and a man in a blue suit came out of my bathtub and tried to stab me

Lucian Leesonja : yea same director from happy death day and the purge, no surprise it's awful

-[ ANONYMOUS ]- : You are THE funniest youtuber and should be the most subbed

Thomas mihai : The media has completely misrepresented the dark web. Everything "scary' or "illegal" on the dark web can be found on the clear one if you are looking for it.

cyanidejunkie : Looks good! Like an extended session of violent anal, using sand for lube.

Big Dangerous : I went into this movie pretty trashed and while it isn't the best comedy I have seen this year, it was pretty funny

teh_supar_hackr 0010101 : YMS needs to review this, and probably will.

Kenyanon : LMAO you actualy watched this???

JoaquizzleTwizzle : WAIT LOOK AT THE DESCRIPTION IDUBBBZ IS THE INTRO VOICE?!

Sakurei : I saw it and honestly there's just no connection to the first one. The WHOLE concept of what the first one was based off of was totally different. There was no more at all. We didn't see shit really. I considered jerking off in the theater I was so bored.

Whyamibzsdmhalt1 : What a relatable movie

Shadow Stealer : Dude, this is dark web.

gorilla glue : If Jake Paul dies in it I'll probably watch it. Over and over and over....

Party Quackaz : *Man, That's kind of Small*

Doctor DOOF : The first movie was met with terrible reviews, I have no idea why they made a sequel. But they did, and It's way worse than anyone expected. The concept of the dark web was pretty creative but the way they portrayed it was so stupid which made all the characters super unlikable. +Jake Paul. I would say 10%, 5% for each the creative concept but terrible execution of it and the "cool death". They definitely don't deserve 10% each with how lazy the movie was.

Unfunny Username : The whole Unfriended idea is just garbage

Dakota Bird : I actually liked it. It’s not scary but it was entertaining 🤷🏻‍♂️

VivaVideo User : Jake Paul is in this movie, that's when you know it's bad.

Linda Russell : Do a Moist Meter on the movie "Full Metal Jacket". It's a little old, but it's good shit.